Post by Tristan's Journal on Aug 28, 2017 12:04:23 GMT
Simply one of the most lowbrow movies I ever saw. I will not go into the abysmal writing and execution of this dreck, but will let the movie speak for itself:
(beware mild turd & nipple spoilers)
- I have sensitive nipples!
- Tonight, I will put a squishy turd in your pillow! I shave you!
- Did you create a penis? Yes, and not a bad one!
- Owwwwww, goodness, my nipples!!!
- Hahahah, I have famously huge turds!
- You should not have killed my mom, or squished my walkman.
- Showtime, assholes!
- Criminal Child abuser/abducter says to abducted child: "He may have been your father, Quill, but he wasn't your daddy. I'm sorry I didn't do none of it right, but I'm damn proud you're my boy."
- I don't use my head to fly the killing arrow boy, I use my heart.
- [sees Rocket] uuuuuh, I love that scruffy puppy, he's so cute I'm gonna die!!!
- Well, get ready for a 800-foot statue of Pac-Man with Skeletor and Heather Locklear. I'm gonna make some weird shit.
- Listen to me! You are a god. If you kill me, you'll be just like everybody. - What's so wrong with that? - Nooooooooo!
- You like a professional asshole or what? Pretty much a pro.
- Now is not the time to believe in yourself! Believe in me who believes in you!
- Die, spaceship, die! Screw you, spaceship!!
- Tell them my name is Taser Face! Hahahahahaha!
- Maybe this man could be your "David Hasselhoff"....
(btw i spare us the idiotic Hasselhoff funeral speech, worst, unfunny hasseling dialogue ever!)
Nuff said: Pure undiluted raccon turd... if you are not dumb enough to laugh with the movie, you still can have an even bigger laugh at it!
