Finally Saw SS, Trash? No, But It's Completely Thoughtless

Finally Saw SS, Trash? No, But It's Completely Thoughtless Aug 28, 2017 14:21:24 GMT

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Post by ArArArchStanton on Aug 28, 2017 14:21:24 GMT

Aug 28, 2017 12:10:09 GMT Tristan's Journal said:

Aug 28, 2017 12:04:14 GMT ArArArchStanton said:

I actually on all counts except there is comparison to Guardians of the Galaxy at all. The dance off scene is actually quite appropriate in many ways and if you're still stuck not getting it, I'll explain it for you.

The verb is missing, but I get the drift.

No, please do not explain Guardians to me, my problem is I get it too much. As a little token, some dialogue of the masterpeice that was part 2:

- I have sensitive nipples!

- Tonight, I will put a squishy turd in your pillow! I shave you!

- Did you create a penis? Yes, and not a bad one!

- Owwwwww, goodness, my nipples!!!

- Hahahah, I have famously huge turds!

- You should not have killed my mom, or squished my walkman.

- Showtime, assholes!

- Criminal Child abuser/abducter says to abducted child: "He may have been your father, Quill, but he wasn't your daddy. I'm sorry I didn't do none of it right, but I'm damn proud you're my boy."

- I don't use my head to fly the killing arrow boy, I use my heart.

- [sees Rocket] uuuuuh, I love that scruffy puppy, he's so cute I'm gonna die!!!

- Well, get ready for a 800-foot statue of Pac-Man with Skeletor and Heather Locklear. I'm gonna make some weird shit.

- Listen to me! You are a god. If you kill me, you'll be just like everybody. - What's so wrong with that? - Nooooooooo!

- You like a professional asshole or what? Pretty much a pro.

- Now is not the time to believe in yourself! Believe in me who believes in you!

- Die, spaceship, die! Screw you, spaceship!!

- Tell them my name is Taser Face! Hahahahahaha!

- Maybe this man could be your "David Hasselhoff"....

Yeah those pretty much all worked just fine or even great. I assume you're saying they aren't funny, but it's weird because you're listing them as though I'd agree with you, and I don't. It's actually pretty awesome reading them. I just watched the movie twice this week after I got the DVD.