Post by Peter B. Parker on Sept 27, 2017 15:15:37 GMT
All of them are lame, but if you're talking about "lamest", it's either Civil War or SMH.
Civil War
Zemo: "The Avengers killed my family. But even though I know all of their identities, I'm not going to do the logical thing and target their families ad loved ones. Instead, I'm going to come up with the most convoluted plot in CBM history where I find the only copy of a videotape from 25 years ago of Bucky killing the Starks on a random road in the middle of nowhere (where a random camera just happen to be in the right position and right angle to record the killings) but instead of uploading the video to the Internet for everyone to see that Bucky is a murderer, I'm going to wait for Bucky, Captain America, and Iron Man to all show up at a remote base in Siberia at the same time (which I know will happen because I read that in the script) so they can all watch the video together."
Ant-Man: "I said in my movie that I want to be a superhero so my daughter will be proud of her ex-con dad. So I'm going to aid and abet a double-murderer to escape from the authorities because that'll really make my daughter proud of her ex-con dad."
Hawkeye: "I'm going to abandon the girlfriend and little kids at home and go halfway around the world to aid and abet a double-murderer to escape from the authorities because helping a double-murderer escape takes priority over family."
Iron Man: "I know that Bucky and Cap are going to show up a the airport to hijack the quinjet to make their escape. So being the strategic genius that I am, I'm going to set up an escape-proof trap for them. And my plan is to kidnap a 15-year-old high school kid from New York and transport him out of the country under false pretenses lying to his legal guardian and then call the kid to come down from the roof. Yep, that's my escape-proof plan and it's going to work because I'm a strategic genius."
SMH
A ferry boat splits in half and the writers actually thought that just pushing together the 2 split halves of the boat can stop the boat from sinking.
Peter's best friend brings a bomb into the Washington Monument and blows up the elevator, but DHS, FBI, and DC Police don't even detain and question him.