Post by harpospoke on Sept 27, 2017 18:29:27 GMT
All of them are lame, but if you're talking about "lamest", it's either Civil War or SMH.
Civil War
Zemo: "The Avengers killed my family. But even though I know all of their identities, I'm not going to do the logical thing and target their families ad loved ones. Instead, I'm going to come up with the most convoluted plot in CBM history where I find the only copy of a videotape from 25 years ago of Bucky killing the Starks on a random road in the middle of nowhere (where a random camera just happen to be in the right position and right angle to record the killings) but instead of uploading the video to the Internet for everyone to see that Bucky is a murderer, I'm going to wait for Bucky, Captain America, and Iron Man to all show up at a remote base in Siberia at the same time (which I know will happen because I read that in the script) so they can all watch the video together."
Ant-Man: "I said in my movie that I want to be a superhero so my daughter will be proud of her ex-con dad. So I'm going to aid and abet a double-murderer to escape from the authorities because that'll really make my daughter proud of her ex-con dad."
Hawkeye: "I'm going to abandon the girlfriend and little kids at home and go halfway around the world to aid and abet a double-murderer to escape from the authorities because helping a double-murderer escape takes priority over family."
Iron Man: "I know that Bucky and Cap are going to show up a the airport to hijack the quinjet to make their escape. So being the strategic genius that I am, I'm going to set up an escape-proof trap for them. And my plan is to kidnap a 15-year-old high school kid from New York and transport him out of the country under false pretenses lying to his legal guardian and then call the kid to come down from the roof. Yep, that's my escape-proof plan and it's going to work because I'm a strategic genius."
SMH
A ferry boat splits in half and the writers actually thought that just pushing together the 2 split halves of the boat can stop the boat from sinking.
Peter's best friend brings a bomb into the Washington Monument and blows up the elevator, but DHS, FBI, and DC Police don't even detain and question him.
The reason for the "plot holes" is that real life is "believable". Well movies aren't real life. Real life is boring so in order to make a story compelling you have to add things that wouldn't happen in real life.
If you think DC movies don't do it, it's just because you don't want to look for things to criticize. Why wouldn't Superman just talk with Batman instead of shoving him all over the place in BvS? Why would Superman forget how to use his super powers and lose a fight to Batman? (he even fell for the kryptonite gas...TWICE) Why would Batman know nothing about Superman after being obsessed with him for 18 months? Isn't Batman supposed to be the world's greatest detective? So how does he not know who Superman or his mother are? How does Batman not know that Superman is a good guy? Does Batman really decide to kill someone based on assumptions? ...apparently according to BvS. Luthor certainly figured out who Superman is so he must be a better detective than Batman. (Luthor also found kryptonite for Batman) And Luthor is afraid of gods...but then creates one?
Why didn't all the people explode during the microwave attack in Batman Begins?
Speaking of Batman movies...the Dark Knight is filled with stuff that makes no sense.
Why did Gordon and the Mayor stand in front of the Joker's cell in The Dark Knight and complain they couldn't figure out who he was? ....The Joker was sitting there in full makeup. Ever think to....wash his face?
And who would work for the Joker? The guy kills his henchmen left and right.
How is he able to plant bombs anywhere he wants without anyone noticing? 100 barrels of explosives on two ferries and no one noticed? A whole hospital wired to explode and no one noticed? A bomb inside a jail inmate?? (that of course goes off at the perfect time so the Joker doesn't get hurt)
Why would the mobsters just let the Joker walk away from that meeting? They couldn't just have someone follow him until he's at a safe distance with his bombs (more of those) and then kill him? Pretty dumb mob. ...But then everyone in TDK is dumb so the Joker can look "smart".
Why wouldn't they just fly the eagles and drop the ring and save all that trouble in Lord of the Rings?
No one was in the room when Kane said "Rosebud" in Citizen Kane...so why would the rest of the movie happen?
How does the T-1000 travel through time in T-2?
So yeah...pick a movie and you can tear it apart if you want to. We don't enjoy movies because they "make so much sense". It's an escape from reality...not a documentary.