Post by Deleted on May 3, 2018 3:23:27 GMT
Describe what you think the Tinder profiles of any one of the MCU villains would be.
I'll start off with Thanos:
I am the Mad Titan you're looking for.
To only the best women out there,
I'm a tyrannical kinda man, who likes nothing more than balancing the universe with the right woman.
The first thing people usually notice about me is my maniacal personality, closly followed by my smashing left hand. I can be a jerk when I don't know people well - with body parts like my left hand and my chin, I can afford to be.
I work as a Titan, helping the universe. This allows me to exercise my skills: leadership and motivation.
My life goals include:Shoot a follow-up to the perfume advert I star in Become the best Titan I can be and Wiping out half the universe.
If you're the right woman for me, you'll be cunning and Submissive. You won't be afraid to rule the universe and will have a healthy respect for Authority.
My ideal date would involve controlling the universe in Titan with a skeletal woman by my side.
Women only get one chance with me. For every woman who displeases me, there are another 111 waiting in the wings to replace you.
If you're worthy, get in touch!
Thanos
I'll start off with Thanos:
I am the Mad Titan you're looking for.
To only the best women out there,
I'm a tyrannical kinda man, who likes nothing more than balancing the universe with the right woman.
The first thing people usually notice about me is my maniacal personality, closly followed by my smashing left hand. I can be a jerk when I don't know people well - with body parts like my left hand and my chin, I can afford to be.
I work as a Titan, helping the universe. This allows me to exercise my skills: leadership and motivation.
My life goals include:Shoot a follow-up to the perfume advert I star in Become the best Titan I can be and Wiping out half the universe.
If you're the right woman for me, you'll be cunning and Submissive. You won't be afraid to rule the universe and will have a healthy respect for Authority.
My ideal date would involve controlling the universe in Titan with a skeletal woman by my side.
Women only get one chance with me. For every woman who displeases me, there are another 111 waiting in the wings to replace you.
If you're worthy, get in touch!
Thanos
