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Post by Sulla on Mar 15, 2017 7:47:37 GMT
Well, I'm not. But all my American friends are. We'll be bringing Walmarts, McDonald's, Taco Bells, our music, movies and tv shows, our baseball caps, our flags, our pickup trucks, our US history books and especially our American English. The Disney corp. has even expressed interest in a Disney Middle Earth theme park. That should bring in lots more visitors and help stimulate the economy by creating jobs selling elf-ears and hobbit-feet to the tourists.
After we get enough people there we'll start changing some of the laws so we can bring our guns, abortion clinics, military bases and other beneficial aspects of our culture which is the envy of the world. There are also long range plans to change the name of Wellington to Bugtussle. Maybe we'll even get a baseball, basketball and a football team. That's NFL football to all you foreigners.
Eventually we hope to petition the US government for statehood. The good people of NZ have wanted this for a long time and our noble and generous nature motivates us to take action. I would say to them it may take a few years, so be patient a little longer. Soon the dream for which y'all have long awaited will come true.
www.tucsonnewsnow.com/story/34798687/us-applications-for-new-zealand-citizenship-jump-70-percent
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Post by Aj_June on Mar 15, 2017 7:49:25 GMT
I am also heading for NZ then and will spread my love for American culture!
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Post by theoncomingstorm on Mar 15, 2017 7:50:59 GMT
Well, I'm not. But all my American friends are. We'll be bringing Walmarts, McDonald's, Taco Bells, our music, movies and tv shows, our baseball caps, our flags, our pickup trucks, our US history books and especially our American English. The Disney corp. has even expressed interest in a Disney Middle Earth theme park. That should bring in lots more visitors and help stimulate the economy by creating jobs selling elf-ears and hobbit-feet to the tourists.
After we get enough people there we'll start changing some of the laws so we can bring our guns, abortion clinics, military bases and other beneficial aspects of our culture which is the envy of the world. There are also long range plans to change the name of Wellington to Bugtussle. Maybe we'll even get a baseball, basketball and a football team. That's NFL football to all you foreigners.
Eventually we hope to petition the US government for statehood. The good people of NZ have wanted this for a long time and our noble and generous nature motivates us to take action. I would say to them it may take a few years, so be patient a little longer. Soon the dream for which y'all have long awaited will come true.
www.tucsonnewsnow.com/story/34798687/us-applications-for-new-zealand-citizenship-jump-70-percent
You had me at guns. |
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Post by OpiateOfTheMasses on Mar 15, 2017 7:51:51 GMT
Yay?
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Post by awhina on Mar 15, 2017 8:01:49 GMT
Well, I'm not. But all my American friends are. We'll be bringing Walmarts, McDonald's, Taco Bells, our music, movies and tv shows, our baseball caps, our flags, our pickup trucks, our US history books and especially our American English. The Disney corp. has even expressed interest in a Disney Middle Earth theme park. That should bring in lots more visitors and help stimulate the economy by creating jobs selling elf-ears and hobbit-feet to the tourists.
After we get enough people there we'll start changing some of the laws so we can bring our guns, abortion clinics, military bases and other beneficial aspects of our culture which is the envy of the world. There are also long range plans to change the name of Wellington to Bugtussle. Maybe we'll even get a baseball, basketball and a football team. That's NFL football to all you foreigners.
Eventually we hope to petition the US government for statehood. The good people of NZ have wanted this for a long time and our noble and generous nature motivates us to take action. I would say to them it may take a few years, so be patient a little longer. Soon the dream for which y'all have long awaited will come true.
www.tucsonnewsnow.com/story/34798687/us-applications-for-new-zealand-citizenship-jump-70-percent
You're too late. We already have McDonalds, abortion clinics, guns, the American dialect, American movies, TV, music, unemployment levels, crime, pick up trucks and oh I nearly forgot the military bases. Look up Waihopai. |
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Post by Sulla on Mar 15, 2017 8:02:23 GMT
We're only doing this because NZ is so far away from that other foundation of civilization, the UK. And we have some extra money to spend. Your empathy for the misfortunate people of NZ is there for all to see. |
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Post by Sulla on Mar 15, 2017 8:04:07 GMT
You're too late. We already have McDonalds, abortion clinics, guns, the American dialect, American movies, TV, music, unemployment levels, crime, pick up trucks and oh I nearly forgot the military bases. Look up Waihopai. Oh, I already know. We're bringing lots more of the same so all New Zealanders can realize their dreams. |
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Post by awhina on Mar 15, 2017 8:04:32 GMT
Well, I'm not. But all my American friends are. We'll be bringing Walmarts, McDonald's, Taco Bells, our music, movies and tv shows, our baseball caps, our flags, our pickup trucks, our US history books and especially our American English. The Disney corp. has even expressed interest in a Disney Middle Earth theme park. That should bring in lots more visitors and help stimulate the economy by creating jobs selling elf-ears and hobbit-feet to the tourists.
After we get enough people there we'll start changing some of the laws so we can bring our guns, abortion clinics, military bases and other beneficial aspects of our culture which is the envy of the world. There are also long range plans to change the name of Wellington to Bugtussle. Maybe we'll even get a baseball, basketball and a football team. That's NFL football to all you foreigners.
Eventually we hope to petition the US government for statehood. The good people of NZ have wanted this for a long time and our noble and generous nature motivates us to take action. I would say to them it may take a few years, so be patient a little longer. Soon the dream for which y'all have long awaited will come true.
www.tucsonnewsnow.com/story/34798687/us-applications-for-new-zealand-citizenship-jump-70-percent
You had me at guns. Of course you're Gagreel!  I am pretty naive. |
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Post by Edward-Elizabeth-Hitler on Mar 15, 2017 8:06:04 GMT
Of course you're Gagreel! I am pretty naive. Yeah, gadreel was absolutely obsessed with guns, couldn't stop talking about them. Egads you're thick. |
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Post by theoncomingstorm on Mar 15, 2017 8:06:48 GMT
Of course you're Gagreel! I am pretty naive. Yes, when someone mentions guns the first thought any knowledgeable person has would be "Oh, that's Gadreel." There's absolutely nothing wrong with your thought process or your ability to pay attention to anything for years at a time. |
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Post by theoncomingstorm on Mar 15, 2017 8:08:35 GMT
Of course you're Gagreel! I am pretty naive. Yeah, gadreel was absolutely obsessed with guns, couldn't stop talking about them. Egads you're thick. ^This is obviously PD. |
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Post by progressiveelement on Mar 15, 2017 8:26:36 GMT
Well, I'm not. But all my American friends are. We'll be bringing Walmarts, McDonald's, Taco Bells, our music, movies and tv shows, our baseball caps, our flags, our pickup trucks, our US history books and especially our American English. The Disney corp. has even expressed interest in a Disney Middle Earth theme park. That should bring in lots more visitors and help stimulate the economy by creating jobs selling elf-ears and hobbit-feet to the tourists.
After we get enough people there we'll start changing some of the laws so we can bring our guns, abortion clinics, military bases and other beneficial aspects of our culture which is the envy of the world. There are also long range plans to change the name of Wellington to Bugtussle. Maybe we'll even get a baseball, basketball and a football team. That's NFL football to all you foreigners.
Eventually we hope to petition the US government for statehood. The good people of NZ have wanted this for a long time and our noble and generous nature motivates us to take action. I would say to them it may take a few years, so be patient a little longer. Soon the dream for which y'all have long awaited will come true.
www.tucsonnewsnow.com/story/34798687/us-applications-for-new-zealand-citizenship-jump-70-percent
You're too late. We already have McDonalds, abortion clinics, guns, the American dialect, American movies, TV, music, unemployment levels, crime, pick up trucks and oh I nearly forgot the military bases. Look up Waihopai. Fast food joints existed in Roman times. Abortion is not a modern concept, in fact your Maori friends were practicing it before the USA existed. Guns are of course not an American invention. You idiot. American English (only an elitist xenophobe would say dialect) evolved from so many different cultures, including Italian, Spanish, German, etc. Pig ignorant, much? Well, without American movies, Peter Jackson might never have made movies at all. One big influence on his career was Sam Raimi's Evil Dead films, and you can actually see some of the influence in the third Lord of the Rings when one sequence pays homage to the iconic Force POV scenes. US TV - like Hercules and Xena back in the day? American music - you gonna dis rappers, you racist bitch? Unemployment levels.....this is something you don't export Ades. So no crime occurs in New Zealand that isn't America's fault? Riiiight, crazy person. The US originated pickup trucks, other countries make them too. Lol! Military bases? Psst....spy station doesn't count...CIA aren't military. |
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Post by awhina on Mar 15, 2017 11:41:46 GMT
You're too late. We already have McDonalds, abortion clinics, guns, the American dialect, American movies, TV, music, unemployment levels, crime, pick up trucks and oh I nearly forgot the military bases. Look up Waihopai. You'll get American gays too, how about that? You better start praying for their sins. We have plenty of our own homosexuals so come along and see! You seem to have misread my post as saying that I want more Americans. I don't. |
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Post by Morgana on Mar 15, 2017 11:50:10 GMT
Well, I'm not. But all my American friends are. We'll be bringing Walmarts, McDonald's, Taco Bells, our music, movies and tv shows, our baseball caps, our flags, our pickup trucks, our US history books and especially our American English. The Disney corp. has even expressed interest in a Disney Middle Earth theme park. That should bring in lots more visitors and help stimulate the economy by creating jobs selling elf-ears and hobbit-feet to the tourists.
After we get enough people there we'll start changing some of the laws so we can bring our guns, abortion clinics, military bases and other beneficial aspects of our culture which is the envy of the world. There are also long range plans to change the name of Wellington to Bugtussle. Maybe we'll even get a baseball, basketball and a football team. That's NFL football to all you foreigners.
Eventually we hope to petition the US government for statehood. The good people of NZ have wanted this for a long time and our noble and generous nature motivates us to take action. I would say to them it may take a few years, so be patient a little longer. Soon the dream for which y'all have long awaited will come true.
www.tucsonnewsnow.com/story/34798687/us-applications-for-new-zealand-citizenship-jump-70-percent
News flash from NZ: applications for Canadian citizenship just jumped 70%. |
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Post by progressiveelement on Mar 15, 2017 11:50:25 GMT
You'll get American gays too, how about that? You better start praying for their sins. We have plenty of our own homosexuals so come along and see! You seem to have misread my post as saying that I want more Americans. I don't. But apparently your country has no unemployed non-US citizen, no homegrown criminal, no military bases of their own, not even non-US guns, pickup trucks, etc, etc |
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Post by skyhawk0 on Mar 15, 2017 13:44:34 GMT
Well, I'm not. But all my American friends are. We'll be bringing Walmarts, McDonald's, Taco Bells, our music, movies and tv shows, our baseball caps, our flags, our pickup trucks, our US history books and especially our American English. The Disney corp. has even expressed interest in a Disney Middle Earth theme park. That should bring in lots more visitors and help stimulate the economy by creating jobs selling elf-ears and hobbit-feet to the tourists.
After we get enough people there we'll start changing some of the laws so we can bring our guns, abortion clinics, military bases and other beneficial aspects of our culture which is the envy of the world. There are also long range plans to change the name of Wellington to Bugtussle. Maybe we'll even get a baseball, basketball and a football team. That's NFL football to all you foreigners.
Eventually we hope to petition the US government for statehood. The good people of NZ have wanted this for a long time and our noble and generous nature motivates us to take action. I would say to them it may take a few years, so be patient a little longer. Soon the dream for which y'all have long awaited will come true.
www.tucsonnewsnow.com/story/34798687/us-applications-for-new-zealand-citizenship-jump-70-percent
Sure thing. Let us know when you've done the same with Iraq and Afghanistan, then New Zealand can be next in line. Also let us know when you can produce television like "The Almighty Johnsons" on that kind of budget. |
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Post by CoolJGS☺ on Mar 15, 2017 14:40:06 GMT
Sounds like New Zealand is going to get awesome real quick.
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Post by Sulla on Mar 15, 2017 14:43:45 GMT
You're too late. We already have McDonalds, abortion clinics, guns, the American dialect, American movies, TV, music, unemployment levels, crime, pick up trucks and oh I nearly forgot the military bases. Look up Waihopai. You'll get American gays too, how about that? You better start praying for their sins. Oh, good catch! I didn't mean to leave them out. Yes, gay pride parades with mass weddings -- and with the really pink sparkly American gay males, too. |
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Post by Sulla on Mar 15, 2017 14:47:04 GMT
Sure thing. Let us know when you've done the same with Iraq and Afghanistan, then New Zealand can be next in line. The current administration has lost patience with those ingrates and they're not mostly white anyway. NZ goes right to the top of the list.
We'll just steal the idea and Americanize it. We've been doing that to British tv shows for decades.
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Post by theoncomingstorm on Mar 15, 2017 15:24:31 GMT
Sure thing. Let us know when you've done the same with Iraq and Afghanistan, then New Zealand can be next in line. The current administration has lost patience with those ingrates and they're not mostly white anyway. NZ goes right to the top of the list.
We'll just steal the idea and Americanize it. We've been doing that to British tv shows for decades.
I can think of at least one British show that will never be Americanized. In fact there's a hint around here somewhere. |
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I am pretty naive. 
