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Post by Deleted on May 7, 2018 12:26:09 GMT
Some random spice addict put my number in their phone by mistake earlier. Anyone know what this damaged goods is babbling about?  |
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Post by Deleted on May 7, 2018 12:27:19 GMT
Some random spice addict put my number in their phone by mistake earlier. Anyone know what this damaged goods is babbling about? sounds like a drug deal gone bad....... |
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Post by Carl LaFong on May 7, 2018 12:42:58 GMT
Clearly a member of the Brains Trust!
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Post by NJtoTX on May 7, 2018 13:04:35 GMT
The first is about trying to go vegan. The second is about buying the dude's Cartier knockoff watch.
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Post by Aj_June on May 7, 2018 13:24:22 GMT
He wants to give you £10 for your charity.
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Post by Rey Kahuka on May 7, 2018 13:34:49 GMT
You have 7 days to forward that message before a girl crawls out of your phone and kills you.
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Post by FrankSobotka1514 on May 7, 2018 14:10:16 GMT
Something something Nigerian Prince, something something give me your wife’s maiden name and the street you grew up on.
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Post by Deleted on May 7, 2018 14:42:38 GMT
How did Trump get your number?
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Post by Deleted on May 7, 2018 23:23:34 GMT
Pebble Mill once had Paul Shane on and he was taking viewer's questions by phone. Some guy asked about the 25 pounds Shane owed him. They cut off the call and he said he had no idea who it was or what it was about.
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Post by Deleted on May 7, 2018 23:24:57 GMT
You have 7 days to forward that message before a girl crawls out of your phone and kills you. When she calls you after watching the video, does "Samara Morgan" appear on the caller ID? |
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Post by TheGoodMan19 on May 7, 2018 23:39:22 GMT
That's why I hate texts. How much time does a person shave off by typing "u" instead of "you"? And is it really that tough to look at a text before you send it. The two seconds you take to look at what you texted prevents gibberish like "veain". The more likely I am to have to translate a text like it's sent in Farsi, the more likely I am to not reply or text back "chumble spuzz gib meffick" and make that person stare at their phone with a dumbfounded look.
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Post by Deleted on May 7, 2018 23:44:13 GMT
That's why I hate texts. How much time does a person shave off by typing "u" instead of "you"? And is it really that tough to look at a text before you send it. The two seconds you take to look at what you texted prevents gibberish like "veain". The more likely I am to have to translate a text like it's sent in Farsi, the more likely I am to not reply or text back "chumble spuzz gib meffick" and make that person stare at their phone with a dumbfounded look. who are you calling a meffick? |
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Post by TheGoodMan19 on May 7, 2018 23:50:13 GMT
That's why I hate texts. How much time does a person shave off by typing "u" instead of "you"? And is it really that tough to look at a text before you send it. The two seconds you take to look at what you texted prevents gibberish like "veain". The more likely I am to have to translate a text like it's sent in Farsi, the more likely I am to not reply or text back "chumble spuzz gib meffick" and make that person stare at their phone with a dumbfounded look. who are you calling a meffick? You're not just a spuzz, you are a chumble spuzz. Actually, "Chumble spuzz" is lifted from Calvin & Hobbes. Cal was taking a test and one on the questions was "In your own words, describe the Civil War (or something like that?" And Cal wrote down a bunch of gibberish that was, indeed, "his words". Two were "chumble spuzz", which I use frequently. |
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Post by Deleted on May 8, 2018 0:08:51 GMT
That's why I hate texts. How much time does a person shave off by typing "u" instead of "you"? And is it really that tough to look at a text before you send it. The two seconds you take to look at what you texted prevents gibberish like "veain". The more likely I am to have to translate a text like it's sent in Farsi, the more likely I am to not reply or text back "chumble spuzz gib meffick" and make that person stare at their phone with a dumbfounded look. Texts are great. Absolute god send to me when I was 16/17, circa 1998, when pay as you go phones and texts were taking off, it meant I could just text girls instead of having to talk to them, strange to think about it now but that just took so much stress out of the ordeal of dating. One of the best inventions mankind has come up with. That was actually the year they should have said "right, you've got mobile phones now, they can make calls and send texts, you've got computers, you've got the internet, it's a bit slow but it works, you've have enough tv channels and radio stations to be getting on with, so no more technology now, otherwise we're never gonna get you off bloody the things. Any more technological advancements are hereby BANNED" |
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Post by Deleted on May 8, 2018 0:13:40 GMT
Internet is full of people who string wrong text callers along. Nowadays, you don't know what kind of nutjobs they might be, and they already have your number.... I'd just say "wrong number" and leave it at that.
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Post by TheGoodMan19 on May 8, 2018 0:16:18 GMT
That's why I hate texts. How much time does a person shave off by typing "u" instead of "you"? And is it really that tough to look at a text before you send it. The two seconds you take to look at what you texted prevents gibberish like "veain". The more likely I am to have to translate a text like it's sent in Farsi, the more likely I am to not reply or text back "chumble spuzz gib meffick" and make that person stare at their phone with a dumbfounded look. Texts are great. Absolute god send to me when I was 16/17, circa 1998, when pay as you go phones and texts were taking off, it meant I could just text girls instead of having to talk to them, strange to think about it now but that just took so much stress out of the ordeal of dating. One of the best inventions mankind has come up with. Now that's true. When I was growing up, we had one phone. One of the old rotary dial jobs with a short cord. And it could go no further than the living room. So you you wanted to get with a chick, you had to sweettalk in front on the whole family. With my parents straining to hear and my brother making rude comments. It's a wonder i ever got laid before age 18. Of course, I could see my 15 year old self going too far too soon and making my second text an anatomical photo. "Hey, see any you like, toots?" I wasn't very shy. Or tactful. |
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Post by Deleted on May 8, 2018 0:30:49 GMT
Texts are great. Absolute god send to me when I was 16/17, circa 1998, when pay as you go phones and texts were taking off, it meant I could just text girls instead of having to talk to them, strange to think about it now but that just took so much stress out of the ordeal of dating. One of the best inventions mankind has come up with. Now that's true. When I was growing up, we had one phone. One of the old rotary dial jobs with a short cord. And it could go no further than the living room. So you you wanted to get with a chick, you had to sweettalk in front on the whole family. With my parents straining to hear and my brother making rude comments. It's a wonder i ever got laid before age 18. Of course, I could see my 15 year old self going too far too soon and making my second text an anatomical photo. "Hey, see any you like, toots?" I wasn't very shy. Or tactful.  Oh man, that must have been a nightmare, we had exactly the same in our home. I had an older sister, 5 years older than me, so needless to say whenever any boys rang up for her I used to annoy the hell out of her. I forgot all about that... I should really apologise to her one day for that!  Of course, in 1998, there were no camera phones, just texts, calls and maybe 'snake' if you had a nokia 3310. That's all you need. |
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Post by TheGoodMan19 on May 8, 2018 0:49:01 GMT
Now that's true. When I was growing up, we had one phone. One of the old rotary dial jobs with a short cord. And it could go no further than the living room. So you you wanted to get with a chick, you had to sweettalk in front on the whole family. With my parents straining to hear and my brother making rude comments. It's a wonder i ever got laid before age 18. Of course, I could see my 15 year old self going too far too soon and making my second text an anatomical photo. "Hey, see any you like, toots?" I wasn't very shy. Or tactful. Oh man, that must have been a nightmare, we had exactly the same in our home. I had an older sister, 5 years older than me, so needless to say whenever any boys rang up for her I used to annoy the hell out of her. I forgot all about that... I should really apologise to her one day for that! Of course, in 1998, there were no camera phones, just texts, calls and maybe 'snake' if you had a nokia 3310. That's all you need. . It sucked for planning mischief also. We had to talk in code. “Ice Cream” was code for alcohol. My mom was so gullible that she thought I spent the weekend at actual ice cream parties. My father knew it was bullshit but he didn’t care. |
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Post by marsexplorer on May 8, 2018 1:14:43 GMT
That's why I hate texts. How much time does a person shave off by typing "u" instead of "you"? And is it really that tough to look at a text before you send it. The two seconds you take to look at what you texted prevents gibberish like "veain". The more likely I am to have to translate a text like it's sent in Farsi, the more likely I am to not reply or text back "chumble spuzz gib meffick" and make that person stare at their phone with a dumbfounded look. That's millennials for you. It seems like it's such a hassle for them to say or spell words out, and checking for spelling or grammatical errors, forget it. Ads are doing this now too. I think it took me two weeks to figure out what the hell BOGO means. |
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Post by Deleted on May 8, 2018 2:05:39 GMT
Texts are great. Absolute god send to me when I was 16/17, circa 1998, when pay as you go phones and texts were taking off, it meant I could just text girls instead of having to talk to them, strange to think about it now but that just took so much stress out of the ordeal of dating. One of the best inventions mankind has come up with. Now that's true. When I was growing up, we had one phone. One of the old rotary dial jobs with a short cord. And it could go no further than the living room. So you you wanted to get with a chick, you had to sweettalk in front on the whole family. With my parents straining to hear and my brother making rude comments. It's a wonder i ever got laid before age 18. Of course, I could see my 15 year old self going too far too soon and making my second text an anatomical photo. "Hey, see any you like, toots?" I wasn't very shy. Or tactful. Yeah, just the type of text you want to send to a wrong number. |
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