Weird things that happened when you were in cinema

When the Blob remake came out in 1988, there were a couple of goofy girls that screamed every so often towards the beginning of the movie which made other people scared and jump up. Then about halfway through they let out a huge ear piecing shriek and finally left the theatre for good. I can't say that it was particularly annoying, but for me, it did make the movie more scarier than it really was and the overall experience more fun. I was convinced they were part of the film's hype. It was very reminiscent of the gimmicks they used to promote the horror films in the 50's minus the electric currents they hooked up to the theatre seats.

Another memorable moment I had was when me and my girlfriend where making out in an almost empty theatre. We look over a few seats down and there is another couple having full fledged sex and not being very discreet about it. I mean it was more interesting than the movie to say the least. I don't even remember what the film was.

The funniest moment is when this guy pukes a few rows in front of me with about the same force as Regan from The Exorcist. There were concrete floors back then so you could hear these chunky splats just bounce off the walls every time he hurled. He finally gets up and leaves but you can just visualize this vomit oozing down the tiered floors and then people in his line of sight just start to move one by one. There ended up being a section of seats that was just empty so when the next couple come in the theatre, they sit in the exact spot that the guy just threw up in. All you could hear was "Ewwww, what the fuck!"

I went to see It Follows when it came out in 2015 and the only people, besides me, that were in the theater was some loud ass chick and her wailing baby, and some other woman. Ugh! She wouldn't shut up and shouldn't have brought her child. The movie was great but the experience would've been perfect if that stupid chick wasn't there.

Nothing particularly strange. I remember a group of girls laughing at me and my friends when we went to see "Angus, Thongs, and Perfect Snogging". My friend had chosen the film because he'd heard it was good. The girls loudly mocked us for seeing "a girl's film" and threw popcorn at us. They eventually stopped but it did not improve the film.

At a screening of Ant-Man with only me and 3 other people, a woman left as soon as the movie finished. Me and the other two strangers exchanged looks as if to say "hasn't this broad ever seen a Marvel movie before?" We then proceeded to watch both of the mid-credits scenes. I enjoyed neither of them.

Now I live in China and it's fairly commonplace for people to talk or use their phones during movies, especially English movies with Chinese subtitles, because they figure they're reading the subtitles anyway so it doesn't matter if they talk a little. Once a guy had a full conversation on his phone during the movie but nothing too outrageous.