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Post by Hauntedknight87 on May 12, 2018 17:45:53 GMT
As the Grandmaster I officially declare @forceghostackbar the winner! In a duel, you only get one shot. Since P Ackbar has taken multiple shots in this thread, he must be disqualified. There can be no exceptions. As Grandmaster, you are required to uphold the rules of a fair fight, otherwise we must move to a vote of no confidence, strip you of your rank and feed you to the creature from Little Shop of Horrors ... repurposed by George Lucas. Woah there Nancy! I did not give you consent to strip anything off me! That's very unwise in the current political climate, especially with #metoo being a big thing. Ackbar challenge you to a dance off and I didn't see any dancing from you! Why won't you face him in a dance battle?
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Post by No Morpho, Only Bánh mì on May 12, 2018 20:49:01 GMT
In a duel, you only get one shot. Since P Ackbar has taken multiple shots in this thread, he must be disqualified. There can be no exceptions. As Grandmaster, you are required to uphold the rules of a fair fight, otherwise we must move to a vote of no confidence, strip you of your rank and feed you to the creature from Little Shop of Horrors ... repurposed by George Lucas. Woah there Nancy! I did not give you consent to strip anything off me! That's very unwise in the current political climate, especially with #metoo being a big thing. Ackbar challenge you to a dance off and I didn't see any dancing from you! Why won't you face him in a dance battle? !
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Post by BATouttaheck on May 14, 2018 4:54:31 GMT
could KKB be a little ish?
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Post by coldenhaulfield on May 14, 2018 13:52:14 GMT
So basically King Kong forfeits.
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Post by Nalkarj on May 14, 2018 13:53:08 GMT
So basically King Kong forfeits. And that “so basically” ain’t even a joke.
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Post by coldenhaulfield on May 14, 2018 13:53:44 GMT
So basically King Kong forfeits. And that “so basically” ain’t even a joke. You say that like the others are all jokes...
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Post by Nalkarj on May 14, 2018 13:55:43 GMT
And that “so basically” ain’t even a joke. You say that like the others are all jokes... Somehow I just knew you were going to say that. ESP!
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Post by No Morpho, Only Bánh mì on May 14, 2018 13:58:53 GMT
You say that like the others are all jokes... Somehow I just knew you were going to say that. ESP! Or! There is another sock on the foot. Ahem, Afoot. 🤔
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Post by Nalkarj on May 14, 2018 14:07:30 GMT
Somehow I just knew you were going to say that. ESP! Or! There is another sock on the foot. Ahem, Afoot. 🤔 “Or”? Who are you, Dennis Hoey’s Lestrade? (“Or, Mr. ‘Olmes, t’ose are some big socks t’e killer left!” I suppose that makes sense if I’m Watson and @forceghostackbar is Holmes… coldenhaulfield , are you Moriarty? Questions, questions!) “You will never guess.” Now there’s a challenge if I’ve ever heard one… Or did you mean another sock on my foot? Nah, it’s not me.
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Post by coldenhaulfield on May 14, 2018 14:31:50 GMT
Or! There is another sock on the foot. Ahem, Afoot. 🤔 “Or”? What are you, Dennis Hoey’s Lestrade? (I suppose that makes sense if I’m Watson and @forceghostackbar is Holmes… coldenhaulfield, are you Moriarty? Questions, questions!) “You will never guess.” Now there’s a challenge if I’ve ever heard one… Or did you mean another sock on my foot? Nah, it’s not me.
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Post by damngumby on May 14, 2018 14:44:30 GMT
If the gentlemen requests a second round. I hereby permit it! Sorry cupcake, you had your chance and you blew it. Instead of upholding your honor, you managed to validate everything I said. Let’s recap your dishonorable and disgraceful behavior during this entire sorry affair, shall we? 1. You challenged me to a duel, a fair fight between two individuals. Yet when unscrupulous members of the crowd took pot shots at me while my back was turned, you did not distance yourself from this shameful behavior, you embraced it, thus making it your own. Disgraceful! 2. We both fired our shot. I obviously won the contest because you felt the need to fire a second time, mimicking my kill shot. Contemptible!3. Then, recognizing the error of your ways, you tried to take it back. Once fired, a shot cannot be recalled, even if it is just an unimaginative retread from a previous contest. Embarrassing! You have no honor, sir! Duels, even the dance-off, are reserved for men of honor … and you do not apply. Back to the hole you crawled from, you witless worm, and trouble me no further! ::spit:: Besides, in the state your're in, this would be the extent of your dance routine.
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Post by No Morpho, Only Bánh mì on May 14, 2018 14:52:42 GMT
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Post by coldenhaulfield on May 14, 2018 15:06:54 GMT
If the gentlemen requests a second round. I hereby permit it! Sorry cupcake, you had your chance and you blew it. Instead of upholding your honor, you managed to validate everything I said. Let’s recap your dishonorable and disgraceful behavior during this entire sorry affair, shall we? 1. You challenged me to a duel, a fair fight between two individuals. Yet when unscrupulous members of the crowd took pot shots at me while my back was turned, you did not distance yourself from this shameful behavior, you embraced it, thus making it your own. Disgraceful! 2. We both fired our shot. I obviously won the contest because you felt the need to fire a second time, mimicking my kill shot. Contemptible!3. Then, recognizing the error of your ways, you tried to take it back. Once fired, a shot cannot be recalled, even if it is just an unimaginative retread from a previous contest. Embarrassing! You have no honor, sir! Duels, even the dance-off, are reserved for men of honor … and you do not apply. Back to the hole you crawled from, you witless worm, and trouble me no further! ::spit:: Besides, in the state your're in, this would be the extent of your dance routine. So basically you're an even bigger douchebag than we all thought.
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Post by President Ackbar™ on May 14, 2018 15:35:33 GMT
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Post by Nalkarj on May 14, 2018 15:40:12 GMT
Guys, I think we should feel sorry for King Kong Brady. The poor dear lad doesn’t even know how to spell you’re correctly. Also, “witless worm,” a clichéd phrase, is specious consonance; it certainly doesn’t compare with the logological joys of “jabbering jackanapes” (much more original), “listless wisenheimer” (delightful), or (at the risk of self-aggrandizement) “the most addle-plotting, pickthanking, go-alonging, grumbletonian poltroon of a white-livered sneaksby that has e’er crossed our cognizance.”
Not to mention that his entire chronology is erroneous. Oh, and he admits that Ackbar’s mysterious “second shot” (a concept far more dubious than the magic-bullet theory even in its absurdest permutations) was from a completely distinct duel; his conflation of said duels makes for even more obvious proof that he knows absolutely nothing of duelling—nor, as has long been proved here, of honor. “White-livered sneaksby” indeed.
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Post by damngumby on May 14, 2018 16:18:37 GMT
So basically you're an even bigger douchebag than we all thought. For someone who likes to dish it out, you have an awfully delicate constitution there, cupcake. Stand aside, you're in the way.
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Post by coldenhaulfield on May 14, 2018 16:30:55 GMT
So basically you're an even bigger douchebag than we all thought. For someone who likes to dish it out, you have an awfully delicate constitution there, cupcake. Stand aside, you're in the way. This is exactly what I'm talking about.
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Post by Rey Kahuka on May 14, 2018 16:33:51 GMT
I know he wasn't one of the initial combatants but I'm pretty sure SOLO walked away with the trophy. Dancing Thanos cannot be denied.
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Post by Nalkarj on May 14, 2018 16:36:29 GMT
I know he wasn't one of the initial combatants but I'm pretty sure SOLO walked away with the trophy. Dancing Thanos cannot be denied. I’ll challenge him in a duel just so that he can use the dancing Thanos against me, beat me, and thus receive a duelling trophy. President Ackbar™ , you’re a—a—a bad person! You should be insulted and offended at my statement, taking it as a personal affront to your honor. The only possible answer is a duel!
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Post by Nalkarj on May 14, 2018 16:37:51 GMT
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