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Post by damngumby on May 14, 2018 16:44:03 GMT
Guys, I think we should feel sorry for King Kong Brady. The poor dear lad doesn’t even know how to spell you’re correctly. Also, “witless worm,” a clichéd phrase, is specious consonance; it certainly doesn’t compare with the logological joys of “jabbering jackanapes” (much more original), “listless wisenheimer” (delightful), or (at the risk of self-aggrandizement) “the most addle-plotting, pickthanking, go-alonging, grumbletonian poltroon of a white-livered sneaksby that has e’er crossed our cognizance.” Not to mention that his entire chronology is erroneous. Oh, and he admits that Ackbar’s mysterious “second shot” (a concept far more dubious than the magic-bullet theory even in its absurdest permutations) was from a completely distinct duel; his conflation of said duels makes for even more obvious proof that he knows absolutely nothing of duelling—nor, as has long been proved here, of honor. “White-livered sneaksby” indeed. Oh dear ... someone is really scrapping the bottom of the barrel when they evoke the dreaded, spelling/ typing error! I didn't know I was stepping into a pre-school when I entered this thread. If the term, witless worm, is good enough for Gandalf, it's good enough for me. Besides, the contest is over (didn't you get the memo?) and Ackbar's corpse is beginning to attract flies. Why don't you kids drag it away and dispose of it properly. I didn't admit that Ackbar's second shot was a retreat for a previous contest, he did. He even admitted it was a mistake. Shall I roll out the dictionary so you can look up the word, "whoops"?
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Post by Nalkarj on May 14, 2018 16:48:06 GMT
Guys, I think we should feel sorry for King Kong Brady. The poor dear lad doesn’t even know how to spell you’re correctly. Also, “witless worm,” a clichéd phrase, is specious consonance; it certainly doesn’t compare with the logological joys of “jabbering jackanapes” (much more original), “listless wisenheimer” (delightful), or (at the risk of self-aggrandizement) “the most addle-plotting, pickthanking, go-alonging, grumbletonian poltroon of a white-livered sneaksby that has e’er crossed our cognizance.” Not to mention that his entire chronology is erroneous. Oh, and he admits that Ackbar’s mysterious “second shot” (a concept far more dubious than the magic-bullet theory even in its absurdest permutations) was from a completely distinct duel; his conflation of said duels makes for even more obvious proof that he knows absolutely nothing of duelling—nor, as has long been proved here, of honor. “White-livered sneaksby” indeed. Oh dear ... someone is really scrapping the bottom of the barrel when they evoke the dreaded, spelling/ typing error! I didn't know I was stepping into a pre-school when I entered this thread. If the term, witless worm, is good enough for Gandalf, it's good enough for me. Besides, the contest is over (didn't you get the memo?) and Ackbar's corpse is beginning to attract flies. Why don't you kids drag it away and dispose of it properly. I didn't admit that Ackbar's second shot was a retreat for a previous contest, he did. He even admitted it was a mistake. Shall I roll out the dictionary so you can look up the word, "whoops"? Poor lad.
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Post by damngumby on May 14, 2018 16:55:09 GMT
For someone who likes to dish it out, you have an awfully delicate constitution there, cupcake. Stand aside, you're in the way. This is exactly what I'm talking about. Would you like me to go easy on you, dear? Just say the word and I'll try to dial it back a bit. Which setting would you like? 1. Pussy 2. Cry-baby 3. Faint-of-heart 4. Invertebrate 5. Pretend tough-guy
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Post by President Ackbar™ on May 14, 2018 17:10:55 GMT
I know he wasn't one of the initial combatants but I'm pretty sure SOLO walked away with the trophy. Dancing Thanos cannot be denied.
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Post by coldenhaulfield on May 14, 2018 17:12:36 GMT
This is exactly what I'm talking about. Would you like me to go easy on you, dear? Just say the word and I'll try to dial it back a bit. Which setting would you like? 1. Pussy 2. Cry-baby 3. Faint-of-heart 4. Invertebrate 5. Pretend tough-guy Well, #5 seems to be your default.
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Post by Nalkarj on May 14, 2018 17:26:05 GMT
I know he wasn't one of the initial combatants but I'm pretty sure SOLO walked away with the trophy. Dancing Thanos cannot be denied. I stared at the dancing Thermos and instantly regretted my offer of a duel. Nonsense verse cannot compete with grooving intergalactic overlords! The trophy is indeed yours! I shall hang my head in shame to you. [Not to what’s his name with the shockingly bad “preschool” insult.]
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Post by No Morpho, Only Bánh mì on May 14, 2018 17:35:40 GMT
Group celebratory dance!
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Post by damngumby on May 14, 2018 18:06:03 GMT
Would you like me to go easy on you, dear? Just say the word and I'll try to dial it back a bit. Which setting would you like? 1. Pussy 2. Cry-baby 3. Faint-of-heart 4. Invertebrate 5. Pretend tough-guy Well, #5 seems to be your default. I thought you didn't like it when I set the dial to deal with pretend tough-guys? How about Faint-of-heart? That's a nice easy setting, slightly condescending when applicable. Almost friendly. Of course, it requires reciprocal action on your part. You think you can maintain such a degree of civility? If you stray, it's back to both barrels.
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Post by coldenhaulfield on May 14, 2018 18:13:33 GMT
Well, #5 seems to be your default. I thought you didn't like it when I set the dial to deal with pretend tough-guys? How about Faint-of-heart? That's a nice easy setting, slightly condescending when applicable. Almost friendly. Of course, it requires reciprocal action on your part. You think you can maintain such a degree of civility? If you stray, it's back to both barrels. No, I meant that you're set to number 5.
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Post by Deleted on May 14, 2018 19:05:55 GMT
Yikes. Guys, I'm starting to think this King Brady character might have some serious issues.
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Post by Deleted on May 14, 2018 19:10:32 GMT
If the gentlemen requests a second round. I hereby permit it! Sorry cupcake, you had your chance and you blew it. Instead of upholding your honor, you managed to validate everything I said. Let’s recap your dishonorable and disgraceful behavior during this entire sorry affair, shall we? 1. You challenged me to a duel, a fair fight between two individuals. Yet when unscrupulous members of the crowd took pot shots at me while my back was turned, you did not distance yourself from this shameful behavior, you embraced it, thus making it your own. Disgraceful! 2. We both fired our shot. I obviously won the contest because you felt the need to fire a second time, mimicking my kill shot. Contemptible!3. Then, recognizing the error of your ways, you tried to take it back. Once fired, a shot cannot be recalled, even if it is just an unimaginative retread from a previous contest. Embarrassing! You have no honor, sir! Duels, even the dance-off, are reserved for men of honor … and you do not apply. Back to the hole you crawled from, you witless worm, and trouble me no further! ::spit:: Besides, in the state your're in, this would be the extent of your dance routine. No. You lost. Lost like the pathetic Patriots against the far superior Eagles. You mad, bro?
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Post by Deleted on May 14, 2018 19:23:46 GMT
Victory dance!
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Post by damngumby on May 14, 2018 20:33:18 GMT
Gee, you can't even own up to your own misdeeds. I even numbered them for you. SMH. You mean I lit you up for 33 points and took the lead with just minutes left? That's big of you to admit. The big difference is the Eagles played their game honorably. We can't say the same about you. Yeah, I'm devastated that the sixth finger will have to go empty for another season. BTW, the Patriots are the odds-on favorite to win next years Super Bowl ... so everything is still unicorns & show ponies, here in New England. Sorry, chump.
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Post by Deleted on May 14, 2018 20:36:15 GMT
Gee, you can't even own up to your own misdeeds. I even numbered them for you. SMH. You mean I lit you up for 33 points and took the lead with just minutes left? That's big of you to admit. The big difference is the Eagles played their game honorably. We can't say the same about you. Yeah, I'm devastated that the sixth finger will have to go empty for another season. BTW, the Patriots are the odds-on favorite to win next years Super Bowl ... so everything is still unicorns & show ponies, here in New England. Sorry, chump. So... Basically you're still too scared to participate in the dance off for fear of losing? Post a gif already!
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Post by President Ackbar™ on May 14, 2018 20:38:48 GMT
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Post by President Ackbar™ on May 14, 2018 20:39:59 GMT
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Post by coldenhaulfield on May 14, 2018 20:54:46 GMT
Gee, you can't even own up to your own misdeeds. I even numbered them for you. SMH. You mean I lit you up for 33 points and took the lead with just minutes left? That's big of you to admit. The big difference is the Eagles played their game honorably. We can't say the same about you. Yeah, I'm devastated that the sixth finger will have to go empty for another season. BTW, the Patriots are the odds-on favorite to win next years Super Bowl ... so everything is still unicorns & show ponies, here in New England. Sorry, chump. Oh, are they? The "odds-on" favorite? Yeah, I'll bet they are. You do realize nobody outside of whatever frigid, two-bit Northeastern hamlet you prolly were born in and will die in takes the Patriots remotely seriously, right? They can cheat their way to five more Super Bowls and still won't be legit. They're a joke. Not unlike you. Wait a minute, I'm sensing a pattern here...
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Post by Nalkarj on May 14, 2018 21:00:29 GMT
Yeah, I’m a Pats fan because I live in New England, but… That’s funny, especially in this context!
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Post by coldenhaulfield on May 14, 2018 21:18:54 GMT
Yeah, I’m a Pats fan because I live in New England, but… That’s funny, especially in this context! You are? You do?! I love New England. Where do you live?
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Post by Nalkarj on May 14, 2018 21:39:47 GMT
You are? You do?! I love New England. Where do you live? Right outside Boston proper. You know the area?
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