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Post by DC-Fan on Jun 15, 2018 20:05:36 GMT
So you're saying Hawkeye draws his water from a well and doesn't get water service on his farm? So does Hawkeye have any toilets on his farm? Or do Hawkeye and his wife and kids just go outside and piss and shit on the front lawn?
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Post by DC-Fan on Jun 15, 2018 20:08:42 GMT
2. Who says the water bill, or any of Clint's bills, are in his name? His wife could have her name on them. So you're saying that Ultron is such a lame villain that he wouldn't be able to search for where Hawkeye lives by doing a search for Hawkeye's wife's name?
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Post by sostie on Jun 15, 2018 20:10:04 GMT
So you're saying Hawkeye draws his water from a well and doesn't get water service on his farm? So does Hawkeye have any toilets on his farm? Or do Hawkeye and his wife and kids just go outside and piss and shit on the front lawn? Seriously fella..this is bordering on psychosis...stop before they cart you away. It's hilarious, but I feel bad about enjoying this so much while someone mentally crumbles online in front of me.
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Post by Rey Kahuka on Jun 15, 2018 20:13:02 GMT
So you're saying Hawkeye draws his water from a well and doesn't get water service on his farm? So does Hawkeye have any toilets on his farm? Or do Hawkeye and his wife and kids just go outside and piss and shit on the front lawn? Seriously fella..this is bordering on psychosis...stop before they cart you away. It's hilarious, but I feel bad about enjoying this so much while someone mentally crumbles online in front of me. Doesn't he know Hawkeye uses his family's excrement in his greatly feared 'poop arrows?'
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Post by sostie on Jun 15, 2018 20:13:48 GMT
2. Who says the water bill, or any of Clint's bills, are in his name? His wife could have her name on them. So you're saying that Ultron is such a lame villain that he wouldn't be able to search for where Hawkeye lives by doing a search for Hawkeye's wife's name? Why would he search for Barton's wife (if he know's he's married)? To find out where he lives perhaps? So he can track down the Avengers?...except HOW DOES HE KNOW THEY ARE HIDING OUT AT BARTON'S FARM???
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Post by DC-Fan on Jun 15, 2018 20:16:17 GMT
So you're saying that Ultron is such a lame villain that he wouldn't be able to search for where Hawkeye lives by doing a search for Hawkeye's wife's name? Why would he search for Barton's wife (if he know's he's married)? Because if the Avengers are hiding, the next best thing is to track down their loved ones and hold them hostage to get the Avengers to come out of hiding to try to rescue their loved ones. WOW! You MCU fans really do need everything spelled out for you. And why wouldn't Ultron know Clint Barton is married. When Clint Barton got married, long before Ultron existed, he and his wife would've had a marriage certificate with their names on it. So you're saying that Ultron is such a lame villain that he wouldn't be able to search and find a marriage certificate for Clint Barton?
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Post by Lord Death Man on Jun 15, 2018 20:21:26 GMT
2. Who says the water bill, or any of Clint's bills, are in his name? His wife could have her name on them. So you're saying that Ultron is such a lame villain that he wouldn't be able to search for where Hawkeye lives by doing a search for Hawkeye's wife's name? No, you're saying that. Try to keep up. Ultron would have to know Barton was married in the first place to look for a wife. And that assumes that Ultron though Barton had the means of hiding the Avengers in the first place. It's much more likely that Tony would have the resources to hid the entire team and it would have been more logical for him to stalk his hated rival and not the guy who shoots arrows from a bow. Also, since it is the 21st century, Barton's wife could be using her maiden name --- so, no luck there.
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Post by sostie on Jun 15, 2018 20:29:19 GMT
Why would he search for Barton's wife (if he know's he's married)? Because if the Avengers are hiding, the next best thing is to track down their loved ones and hold them hostage to get the Avengers to come out of hiding to try to rescue their loved ones. WOW! You MCU fans really do need everything spelled out for you. And why wouldn't Ultron know Clint Barton is married. When Clint Barton got married, long before Ultron existed, he and his wife would've had a marriage certificate with their names on it. So you're saying that Ultron is such a lame villain that he wouldn't be able to search and find a marriage certificate for Clint Barton? Why would he know he was married? His friends/colleagues didn't. Who says ULTRON was hunting down The Avengers? They were up to that point a manageable inconvenience. The Avengers wasn't his priority. Obtaining the vibranium (which the Avengers tried and failed to stop him) and seek out a synthetic body (which the Avengers were unaware of) were at that time what he was doing. As well as building his army. In future watch the films properly (or at all) And perhaps ask for an info pack on each character detailing tax returns, family and medical history and any other official paperwork that isn't relevant...then you might get through these films without imploding
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Post by Lord Death Man on Jun 15, 2018 20:30:40 GMT
Why would he search for Barton's wife (if he know's he's married)? Because if the Avengers are hiding, the next best thing is to track down their loved ones and hold them hostage to get the Avengers to come out of hiding to try to rescue their loved ones. WOW! You MCU fans really do need everything spelled out for you. And why wouldn't Ultron know Clint Barton is married. When Clint Barton got married, long before Ultron existed, he and his wife would've had a marriage certificate with their names on it. So you're saying that Ultron is such a lame villain that he wouldn't be able to search and find a marriage certificate for Clint Barton? No way, Ultron could have sent a money order to the City Clerk's Office to request a copy of Barton's marriage license --- even though he had no clue the guy was married because Clint kept that a secret.
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Post by sostie on Jun 15, 2018 20:36:22 GMT
DC Fan will only be happy if CBMs contain many scenes featuring this
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Post by DC-Fan on Jun 15, 2018 20:45:25 GMT
So you're saying that Ultron is such a lame villain that he wouldn't be able to search for where Hawkeye lives by doing a search for Hawkeye's wife's name? No, you're saying that. Try to keep up. Ultron would have to know Barton was married in the first place to look for a wife. When Clint Barton got married long before Ultron existed, he and his wife would've had a marriage certificate. So you're saying that Ultron was such a lame villain that he wouldn't have been able to search and find a marriage certificate for Clint Barton? Barton's wife could be using her maiden name Of course. Clint puts his own name on the marriage certificate and Clint's wife puts her maiden name on the marriage certificate. That's how marriage certificates are. So shouldn't be any problem for Ultron to find Clint Barton's wife.
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Post by lenlenlen1 on Jun 15, 2018 20:47:23 GMT
Because if the Avengers are hiding, the next best thing is to track down their loved ones and hold them hostage to get the Avengers to come out of hiding to try to rescue their loved ones. WOW! You MCU fans really do need everything spelled out for you. And why wouldn't Ultron know Clint Barton is married. When Clint Barton got married, long before Ultron existed, he and his wife would've had a marriage certificate with their names on it. So you're saying that Ultron is such a lame villain that he wouldn't be able to search and find a marriage certificate for Clint Barton? No way, Ultron could have sent a money order to the City Clerk's Office to request a copy of Barton's marriage license --- even though he had no clue the guy was married because Clint kept that a secret.
ALL of you
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Post by DC-Fan on Jun 15, 2018 20:47:51 GMT
Because if the Avengers are hiding, the next best thing is to track down their loved ones and hold them hostage to get the Avengers to come out of hiding to try to rescue their loved ones. WOW! You MCU fans really do need everything spelled out for you. And why wouldn't Ultron know Clint Barton is married. When Clint Barton got married, long before Ultron existed, he and his wife would've had a marriage certificate with their names on it. So you're saying that Ultron is such a lame villain that he wouldn't be able to search and find a marriage certificate for Clint Barton? Why would he know he was married? His friends/colleagues didn't. The Avengers are stupid so it's no surprise that they didn't know. But Ultron is supposed to have access to data and information everywhere. So it should've been esay for Ultron to search and find Clint Barton's marriage certificate.
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Post by lenlenlen1 on Jun 15, 2018 20:48:10 GMT
DC Fan will only be happy if CBMs contain many scenes featuring this
ALL of you
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Post by lenlenlen1 on Jun 15, 2018 20:48:46 GMT
Why would he know he was married? His friends/colleagues didn't. The Avengers are stupid so it's no surprise that they didn't know. But Ultron is supposed to have access to data and information everywhere. So it should've been esay for Ultron to search and find Clint Barton's marriage certificate. ALL of you
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Post by DC-Fan on Jun 15, 2018 20:50:11 GMT
Because if the Avengers are hiding, the next best thing is to track down their loved ones and hold them hostage to get the Avengers to come out of hiding to try to rescue their loved ones. WOW! You MCU fans really do need everything spelled out for you. And why wouldn't Ultron know Clint Barton is married. When Clint Barton got married, long before Ultron existed, he and his wife would've had a marriage certificate with their names on it. So you're saying that Ultron is such a lame villain that he wouldn't be able to search and find a marriage certificate for Clint Barton? No way, Ultron could have sent a money order to the City Clerk's Office to request a copy of Barton's marriage license --- even though he had no clue the guy was married because Clint kept that a secret. Except Clint Barton's marriage isn't a secret. The judge who performed the marriage knows. The 2 required witnesses to the marriage know. The clerk who filled out the information for the marriage certificate and filed it knows. So Ultron should've been able to search and find the marriage certificate.
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Post by sostie on Jun 15, 2018 20:56:08 GMT
DC Fan will only be happy if CBMs contain many scenes featuring this
ALL of you But he's rarely been this entertaining
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Post by scabab on Jun 15, 2018 20:56:09 GMT
We're talking about a superhero movie here...with killer robots and god's who fly around in capes and throw hammers.
You're not supposed to sweat the insignificant details in your popcorn entertainment.
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Post by Lord Death Man on Jun 15, 2018 21:01:33 GMT
No way, Ultron could have sent a money order to the City Clerk's Office to request a copy of Barton's marriage license --- even though he had no clue the guy was married because Clint kept that a secret. Except Clint Barton's marriage isn't a secret. The judge who performed the marriage knows. The 2 required witnesses to the marriage know. The clerk who filled out the information for the marriage certificate and filed it knows. So Ultron should've been able to search and find the marriage certificate. Why? His goal wasn't to impersonate Rockford and become Ultron P.I.. His plan was to cause a massive, extinction-level event that wiped out all of humanity. Googling for marriage docs and whatever would have been a waste of processor cycles. He was planning to kill everybody anyway. When the Avengers took themselves off of the battlefield by hiding on Clint's farm, he had more time to enact his plan.
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Post by DC-Fan on Jun 15, 2018 21:02:44 GMT
We're talking about a superhero movie here...with killer robots and god's who fly around in capes and throw hammers. You're not supposed to sweat the insignificant details in your popcorn entertainment. So when watching MCU movies, we should throw all logic and reasoning out the window and just accept contrived plots and bad writing?
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