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Post by Catman on Jun 15, 2018 1:26:07 GMT
The adders had even more problems with that whole 'go forth and multiple' thing, so Noah had to cut down a forest and make them a log table.WTF? Why wasn't he a modern conservationist Noah and recycle the friggin' ark? Some people just got no smarts or foreknowledge! It would have ben win/win. Happy adders with no need to seek solace in Cleopatra's bosom and less oxygen depletion for future generations of adders. Now you're being silly. The ark was made from timber not logs.
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Post by goz on Jun 15, 2018 2:06:39 GMT
WTF? Why wasn't he a modern conservationist Noah and recycle the friggin' ark? Some people just got no smarts or foreknowledge! It would have ben win/win. Happy adders with no need to seek solace in Cleopatra's bosom and less oxygen depletion for future generations of adders. Now you're being silly. The ark was made from timber not logs. SILLY? MOI? I suppose next you will be saying that Jesus said biblia.com/bible/Matthew7.5
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Post by goz on Jun 15, 2018 2:40:37 GMT
WTF? Why wasn't he a modern conservationist Noah and recycle the friggin' ark? Some people just got no smarts or foreknowledge! It would have ben win/win. Happy adders with no need to seek solace in Cleopatra's bosom and less oxygen depletion for future generations of adders. Now you're being silly. The ark was made from timber not logs. Maybe I am over thinking this. At least both men had wood.
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Post by maya55555 on Jun 15, 2018 3:56:28 GMT
gozzy
Rumor has it, and I heard this from Samir, that it was an Egyptian Cobra. Puff adders yield a miserable death, besides Cleopatra would, as Isis (Auset) a fellow Egyptian god, the cobra.
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Post by general313 on Jun 15, 2018 4:40:53 GMT
Pay will be a portion of the profits. We intend to enter from the South instead of the North, veering through the Western sea, but we really need a guide, because none of even know if there is a Western sea, or a way in from the South. Bring your own ropes and Indiana Jones style hats and whips. Pay only to those who come back alive. Needed: 3 guides 5 interpreters, one Latin, one Greek, one Hebrew, one Chinese, and one "jive" 100 lackeys 300 supplies carriers 200 firemen with long hoses 2 people at top of hole to turn water on and off for the firemen 2 priests 2 rabbis 20,000,000,000 atheists (don't ask why) 5 knights who aren't afraid of rabbits 7 samurai 3 French hens 1 virgin Applications for safari members accepted on this thread. Rival expeditions possible, and there may be "trouble". So if you do doubt your courage, come no further, for death alone awaits you with nasty, pointy teeth. I'm willing to enlist in any crusade or other picaresque expedition/adventure as long as I can be assured that we can rape and pillage Constantinople or other stop-over point on the way to Hades or where-ever. By the way, are there adequate provisions for insurance (I think that's a reasonable inquiry for what sounds like a rather motley pirate affair).
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Post by goz on Jun 15, 2018 5:04:48 GMT
the group travel insurance Pay will be a portion of the profits. We intend to enter from the South instead of the North, veering through the Western sea, but we really need a guide, because none of even know if there is a Western sea, or a way in from the South. Bring your own ropes and Indiana Jones style hats and whips. Pay only to those who come back alive. Needed: 3 guides 5 interpreters, one Latin, one Greek, one Hebrew, one Chinese, and one "jive" 100 lackeys 300 supplies carriers 200 firemen with long hoses 2 people at top of hole to turn water on and off for the firemen 2 priests 2 rabbis 20,000,000,000 atheists (don't ask why) 5 knights who aren't afraid of rabbits 7 samurai 3 French hens 1 virgin Applications for safari members accepted on this thread. Rival expeditions possible, and there may be "trouble". So if you do doubt your courage, come no further, for death alone awaits you with nasty, pointy teeth. I'm willing to enlist in any crusade or other picaresque expedition/adventure as long as I can be assured that we can rape and pillage Constantinople or other stop-over point on the way to Hades or where-ever. By the way, are there adequate provisions for insurance (I think that's a reasonable inquiry for what sounds like a rather motley pirate affair). Oy! You! Just who are you calling 'motley'? My waterproof flameproof pants are pristine. There is always ONE on EVERY crusade/adventure that wants to rape and pillage. It is SOOOOOOOOOooooooo 12th century, and I, as the ONLY virgin on this shenanigan just say...Mateeeeee….KEEP IT IN YOUR less than waterproof and flameproof PANTS! BTW by posting this you voided (pun intended in your pants) the group travel insurance which was taken out in good faith before the rapers and pillagers came on board.
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Post by FilmFlaneur on Jun 15, 2018 10:42:29 GMT
Pay will be a portion of the profits. We intend to enter from the South instead of the North, veering through the Western sea, but we really need a guide, because none of even know if there is a Western sea, or a way in from the South. Bring your own ropes and Indiana Jones style hats and whips. Pay only to those who come back alive. Needed: 3 guides 5 interpreters, one Latin, one Greek, one Hebrew, one Chinese, and one "jive" 100 lackeys 300 supplies carriers 200 firemen with long hoses 2 people at top of hole to turn water on and off for the firemen 2 priests 2 rabbis 20,000,000,000 atheists (don't ask why) 5 knights who aren't afraid of rabbits 7 samurai 3 French hens 1 virgin Applications for safari members accepted on this thread. Rival expeditions possible, and there may be "trouble". So if you do doubt your courage, come no further, for death alone awaits you with nasty, pointy teeth. You also need to take a woman scorned as there's nothing like that down there, apparently.
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Post by Morgana on Jun 15, 2018 11:08:59 GMT
My Dearest Drystyx:
What no cooks? We forage on the way through the wilds. No cooks. No second breakfast. No elevensies. No elevensies?? You can count me out. I heard there is an expedition going the other way (up), that allows them, so I'll be joining that.
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Post by general313 on Jun 15, 2018 15:45:06 GMT
the group travel insurance I'm willing to enlist in any crusade or other picaresque expedition/adventure as long as I can be assured that we can rape and pillage Constantinople or other stop-over point on the way to Hades or where-ever. By the way, are there adequate provisions for insurance (I think that's a reasonable inquiry for what sounds like a rather motley pirate affair). Oy! You! Just who are you calling 'motley'? My waterproof flameproof pants are pristine. There is always ONE on EVERY crusade/adventure that wants to rape and pillage. It is SOOOOOOOOOooooooo 12th century, and I, as the ONLY virgin on this shenanigan just say...Mateeeeee….KEEP IT IN YOUR less than waterproof and flameproof PANTS! BTW by posting this you voided (pun intended in your pants) the group travel insurance which was taken out in good faith before the rapers and pillagers came on board. Aw, come on!! I promise not to rape and pillage any members of the expedition. By the way, do you have any extra flameproof suits?
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Post by goz on Jun 16, 2018 0:34:26 GMT
the group travel insuranceOy! You! Just who are you calling 'motley'? My waterproof flameproof pants are pristine. There is always ONE on EVERY crusade/adventure that wants to rape and pillage. It is SOOOOOOOOOooooooo 12th century, and I, as the ONLY virgin on this shenanigan just say...Mateeeeee….KEEP IT IN YOUR less than waterproof and flameproof PANTS! BTW by posting this you voided (pun intended in your pants) the group travel insurance which was taken out in good faith before the rapers and pillagers came on board. Aw, come on!! I promise not to rape and pillage any members of the expedition. By the way, do you have any extra flameproof suits? ...only if you are 'hot stuff'!
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Post by drystyx on Jun 18, 2018 18:30:30 GMT
Still need guides who have been there and back. Audie Murphy is no longer available.
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Post by general313 on Jun 18, 2018 19:27:08 GMT
Aw, come on!! I promise not to rape and pillage any members of the expedition. By the way, do you have any extra flameproof suits? ...only if you are 'hot stuff'! I'm hot as hell!
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Post by islandmur on Jun 18, 2018 20:53:02 GMT
Hmm so far you got what?
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Post by goz on Jun 18, 2018 23:30:30 GMT
Still need guides who have been there and back. Audie Murphy is no longer available. Erjenious has claimed to been to Hell and back! I am surprised he has not volunteered! I am not sure if he made a YouTube vid, butt it could be useful!
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Post by drystyx on Mar 3, 2021 3:57:22 GMT
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