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Post by Deleted on Mar 18, 2017 15:23:34 GMT
With this new popular board feature, you can unburden your sins to the board's resident Father... if you are lucky, I may even grant you absolution, depends what mood I am in...
This week... what was the last thing the police arrested you for?
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Post by CoolJGSβΊ on Mar 18, 2017 15:26:19 GMT
I've never been arrested.
Am I forgiven?
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Post by drystyx on Mar 18, 2017 15:33:14 GMT
Please forgive me. That girl you took the dance when you were young, the one you wanted, who said she "didn't do that", well, she went out on the patio and "did that" to me. Same for your wife on your honeymoon. She did that for me in the lobby.
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Post by clusium on Mar 18, 2017 15:51:37 GMT
With this new popular board feature, you can unburden your sins to the board's resident Father... if you are lucky, I may even grant you absolution, depends what mood I am in... This week... what was the last thing the police arrested you for? For shooting an apple directly off your head. The gun split the apple evenly in two.  |
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Post by Catman η«ηδΈ»δΊΊ on Mar 18, 2017 16:18:00 GMT
I was arrested by my cats for forgetting to clean the litter boxes one night.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 18, 2017 16:32:18 GMT
I was arrested by my cats for forgetting to clean the litter boxes one night. Father Jack is in two minds about your confession... You do the right thing by cleaning your cats litter tray, but shouldn't leave it festering... and you should give your puss cats enough outdoor time that they shit in your next doors garden, to make it their problem anyway... Say five our fathers, and buy two packets of Dreamies... now go in peace my son, you are forgiven.  |
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Post by Catman η«ηδΈ»δΊΊ on Mar 18, 2017 16:34:40 GMT
I was arrested by my cats for forgetting to clean the litter boxes one night. now go in peace my son, you are forgiven. Well, that's a relief. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 18, 2017 17:18:31 GMT
This is a funny idea but I have a feeling this isn't meant to be taken seriously π
But I kind of want to say what I've actually done because i think
It's funny now looking back. I never got arrested but I was almost arrested for attacking this girl in my class because she stole my bf away from me and then threatened to hurt me if I tried talking to him again. I just got so angry she actually had the nerve to say that to me so I really wanted to punch her in the face. Right before I hit her she laughed at me thinking I wasn't actually going to it so she really pushed me to do it and I just kind of lost it and actually threw my backpack at her too. The teacher literally had to restrain me and drag me out of the classroom and put me in the office. Then he told me he called the cops and the cops actually came. The police handcuffed me and walked me out of the school and everyone stared at me wondering what I did. I was bakeracted instead of arrested because of how crazy I looked that day. That experience actually traumatized me in a way since I was pretty much laughed at and labeled crazy but it was just so long ago so I am not affected by it now.
I swear to God this is a true story and feel bad about hitting her. I should have just ignored her. But I was also in a really bad place back then
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Post by Deleted on Mar 18, 2017 17:33:18 GMT
This is a funny idea but I have a feeling this isn't meant to be taken seriously π
But I kind of want to say what I've actually done because i think It's funny now looking back. I never got arrested but I was almost arrested for attacking this girl in my class because she stole my bf away from me and then threatened to hurt me if I tried talking to him again. I just got so angry she actually had the nerve to say that to me so I really wanted to punch her in the face. Right before I hit her she laughed at me thinking I wasn't actually going to it so she really pushed me to do it and I just kind of lost it and actually threw my backpack at her too. The teacher literally had to restrain me and drag me out of the classroom and put me in the office. Then he told me he called the cops and the cops actually came. The police handcuffed me and walked me out of the school and everyone stared at me wondering what I did. I was bakeracted instead of arrested because of how crazy I looked that day. That experience actually traumatized me in a way since I was pretty much laughed at and labeled crazy but it was just so long ago so I am not affected by it now. I swear to God this is a true story and feel bad about hitting her. I should have just ignored her. But I was also in a really bad place back then Of course this is serious... I have read your confession... It amused me, and Forest Green beat Wrexham 3-0 today, so you are forgiven my child... go in peace. |
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Post by vernuf on Mar 18, 2017 17:35:09 GMT
I haven't been arrested for anything.
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Post by Aj_June on Mar 18, 2017 17:36:23 GMT
Does suspension in school when I was a kid count as arrest for the purpose of thread?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 18, 2017 17:42:12 GMT
Does suspension in school when I was a kid count as arrest for the purpose of thread?  |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 18, 2017 17:42:21 GMT
Does suspension in school when I was a kid count as arrest for the purpose of thread? I don't think so but Ive been suspended also.. also I feel like my confession wasn't taken seriously  I just hate it when is I share something and no one believes it as you already know.. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 18, 2017 17:46:26 GMT
Does suspension in school when I was a kid count as arrest for the purpose of thread? I don't think so but Ive been suspended also.. also I feel like my confession wasn't taken seriously I just hate it when is I share something and no one believes it as you already know.. Your confession was heard... you were absolved... and were told you can leave the confession booth in peace... What more do you want? I am offering absolution from sin, not medals of recognition... you people, honestly. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 18, 2017 17:50:39 GMT
Sorry
I thought you were being sarcastic π
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Post by Aj_June on Mar 18, 2017 17:52:47 GMT
Does suspension in school when I was a kid count as arrest for the purpose of thread? I don't think so but Ive been suspended also.. also I feel like my confession wasn't taken seriously I just hate it when is I share something and no one believes it as you already know.. Wow, Cool. I didn't know that you were also a naughty kid. So what was your crime? I surely hope you were not into cat-fight with another girl. and by the way, why did you change your pic. The last one was even better. |
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Post by Aj_June on Mar 18, 2017 17:58:00 GMT
This is a funny idea but I have a feeling this isn't meant to be taken seriously π
But I kind of want to say what I've actually done because i think It's funny now looking back. I never got arrested but I was almost arrested for attacking this girl in my class because she stole my bf away from me and then threatened to hurt me if I tried talking to him again. I just got so angry she actually had the nerve to say that to me so I really wanted to punch her in the face. Right before I hit her she laughed at me thinking I wasn't actually going to it so she really pushed me to do it and I just kind of lost it and actually threw my backpack at her too. The teacher literally had to restrain me and drag me out of the classroom and put me in the office. Then he told me he called the cops and the cops actually came. The police handcuffed me and walked me out of the school and everyone stared at me wondering what I did. I was bakeracted instead of arrested because of how crazy I looked that day. That experience actually traumatized me in a way since I was pretty much laughed at and labeled crazy but it was just so long ago so I am not affected by it now. I swear to God this is a true story and feel bad about hitting her. I should have just ignored her. But I was also in a really bad place back then Damn it...I hadn't read your reply before. So it was a cat-fight.  How sexy. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 18, 2017 17:58:35 GMT
I don't think so but Ive been suspended also.. also I feel like my confession wasn't taken seriously I just hate it when is I share something and no one believes it as you already know.. Wow, Cool. I didn't know that you were also a naughty kid. So what was your crime? I surely hope you were not into cat-fight with another girl. Β and by the way, why did you change your pic. The last one was even better. Did you read what I just posted lmao that's pretty much exactly what I did was get in a catfight π Which pic was that again? π
I forgot.. Lol thanks (: Btw we are terrible with taking turns responding with each other lmao |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 18, 2017 18:02:30 GMT
This is a funny idea but I have a feeling this isn't meant to be taken seriously π
But I kind of want to say what I've actually done because i think It's funny now looking back. I never got arrested but I was almost arrested for attacking this girl in my class because she stole my bf away from me and then threatened to hurt me if I tried talking to him again. I just got so angry she actually had the nerve to say that to me so I really wanted to punch her in the face. Right before I hit her she laughed at me thinking I wasn't actually going to it so she really pushed me to do it and I just kind of lost it and actually threw my backpack at her too. The teacher literally had to restrain me and drag me out of the classroom and put me in the office. Then he told me he called the cops and the cops actually came. The police handcuffed me and walked me out of the school and everyone stared at me wondering what I did. I was bakeracted instead of arrested because of how crazy I looked that day. That experience actually traumatized me in a way since I was pretty much laughed at and labeled crazy but it was just so long ago so I am not affected by it now. I swear to God this is a true story and feel bad about hitting her. I should have just ignored her. But I was also in a really bad place back then Damn it...I hadn't read your reply before. So it was a cat-fight. How sexy. Stop flirting in Father Jack's confession booth! Have you no shame? I will take confession about lust and coveting asses another time... But today, I am having a laugh taking confession about people's run ins with the law. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 18, 2017 18:06:23 GMT
Bahahaha oh God ππ€£
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