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Post by Popeye Doyle on Jul 15, 2018 19:25:42 GMT
Little old basket case on wheels or the ten foot tall roadblock? 
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Post by alpha128 on Jul 16, 2018 1:10:44 GMT
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."  |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 16, 2018 1:15:33 GMT
Christ, can't you guys find ANYTHING but Star Trek stills?
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Post by Popeye Doyle on Jul 16, 2018 1:15:44 GMT
Shut up, Mr. Burton! You are not brought upon this world to get it!
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Post by alpha128 on Jul 16, 2018 1:30:15 GMT
Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."  |
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Post by Popeye Doyle on Jul 16, 2018 1:32:39 GMT
Christ, can't you guys find ANYTHING but Star Trek stills?  |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 16, 2018 1:39:49 GMT
Christ, can't you guys find ANYTHING but Star Trek stills? It was funny on the first 500,000 threads. |
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Post by alpha128 on Jul 16, 2018 1:42:34 GMT
Gracie: I'd go with you but... Jack Burton: I know, there's a problem with your face. 
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Post by Popeye Doyle on Jul 16, 2018 1:50:31 GMT
I took something. I can see things no one else can see. Why're you dressed like that?
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Post by alpha128 on Jul 16, 2018 1:53:14 GMT
Okay. You people sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we're not back by dawn... call the president.  |
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Post by Popeye Doyle on Jul 16, 2018 2:21:18 GMT
"Is this gonna get ugly, now? Huh? I hope not. Because I thought what we were here, racial differences notwithstanding, was just a couple of old friends. You know, just both of us Californians."
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Post by alpha128 on Jul 16, 2018 2:23:30 GMT
What's in the flask, Egg? Magic potion?  |
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Post by Marv on Jul 17, 2018 0:48:48 GMT
Everybody relax, I’m here.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Jul 17, 2018 1:03:47 GMT
Would you stop rubbing your body up against mine, because I can't concentrate when you do that.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Jul 17, 2018 22:45:54 GMT
Like I told my last wife, I says, "Honey, I never drive faster than I can see. Besides that, it's all in the reflexes."  |
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Post by alpha128 on Jul 19, 2018 1:36:10 GMT
This is Jack Burton in the Pork Chop Express, and I'm talkin' to whoever's listenin' out there.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Jul 19, 2018 22:23:44 GMT
All I know is, this Lo Pan character comes out of thin air in the middle of a goddamn alley while his buddies are flying around on wires cutting everybody to shreds, and he just stands there waiting for me to drive my truck straight through him with *light* coming out of his mouth!  |
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Post by alpha128 on Jul 21, 2018 2:36:56 GMT
We really shook the pillars of heaven, didn't we, Wang?  |
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Post by alpha128 on Jul 22, 2018 1:43:00 GMT
Well, ya see, I'm not saying that I've been everywhere and I've done everything, but I do know it's a pretty amazing planet we live on here, and a man would have to be some kind of FOOL to think we're alone in THIS universe.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Jul 23, 2018 0:56:37 GMT
Tall guy, weird clothes. First you see him, then you don't.  |
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