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Post by drystyx on Jul 19, 2018 15:55:41 GMT
I remember when I was knee high to a grasshopper and got to go to a school trip to a camp, and we were with school kids from all around the country.
And this one ugly kid named Donald T started talking big like a boss.
Any way, he was annoying, and he said "lets go to the farm, I'll lead", so we went to the farm, but I clearly said he wasn't leading. Some of the other kids were dumb, I guess, and said "Well, he's a leader".
One of them kids stepped on a rattlesnake and got bit. I was going to take him to a doctor, but Donald T said "No, that will slow us up. He isn't necessary for our walk, and will slow us up", and others in the group nodded in agreement.
Donald T and some of the others rambled on about how we had to leave the boy to his fate, and continue on our walk, which was super important to these boys (and girls).
One of Donald T's buddies agreed with me, and Donald T turned to the boy and said "You're fired".
In fact Donald T fired a bunch of people for no reason, even though he wasn't paying us anything. He even required dues to be paid to him, and he was supposed to divide the dues money equally among us, and to pay for things like medicine for the snake bite, but Donald T and his buddies said that this would be a waste of funds.
So I kicked Donald T;s butt and made him cry home to his mommy like I do to people who are like him here. They all cry home to their mommies. And I picked up the boy and took him to the doctor while Donald T's buddies cussed me and threw rocks at us.
Any way, I never wondered any more about Donald T, or whatever became of him, but for some reason I can't put my finger on, he popped back into mind the last few years. Strange.
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Post by general313 on Jul 19, 2018 15:59:39 GMT
I would have believed your story but you mentioned that Donald T was doing a walk or hike or something, and no mention of a golf cart.
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Post by drystyx on Jul 19, 2018 16:02:34 GMT
I would have believed your story but you mentioned that Donald T was doing a walk or hike or something, and no mention of a golf cart.  Totally 10/10 |
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Post by drystyx on Jul 20, 2018 1:26:12 GMT
In reference to cham's insight into reality, I have to add what I wanted to leave out, because I didn't want to embarrass Donald T.
But the fact is that Donald T didn't actually walk with us. He had six of us carry him in one of those things slaves carried important Romans around in.
That was work.
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Post by koskiewicz on Jul 20, 2018 16:35:17 GMT
...change your OP title to "The Day I kissed Donald T's ass"
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Post by drystyx on Jul 21, 2018 0:30:51 GMT
...change your OP title to "The Day I kissed Donald T's ass" You are under the impression I am ghost writing the autobiography of Koskiewicz, but again you'd be off, since Kosckiewicz's autobiography would be "I Kiss Donald T's ass every day". |
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Post by Aj_June on Jul 21, 2018 0:34:09 GMT
I remember when I was knee high to a grasshopper and got to go to a school trip to a camp, and we were with school kids from all around the country. And this one ugly kid named Donald T started talking big like a boss. Any way, he was annoying, and he said "lets go to the farm, I'll lead", so we went to the farm, but I clearly said he wasn't leading. Some of the other kids were dumb, I guess, and said "Well, he's a leader". One of them kids stepped on a rattlesnake and got bit. I was going to take him to a doctor, but Donald T said "No, that will slow us up. He isn't necessary for our walk, and will slow us up", and others in the group nodded in agreement. Donald T and some of the others rambled on about how we had to leave the boy to his fate, and continue on our walk, which was super important to these boys (and girls). One of Donald T's buddies agreed with me, and Donald T turned to the boy and said "You're fired". In fact Donald T fired a bunch of people for no reason, even though he wasn't paying us anything. He even required dues to be paid to him, and he was supposed to divide the dues money equally among us, and to pay for things like medicine for the snake bite, but Donald T and his buddies said that this would be a waste of funds. So I kicked Donald T;s butt and made him cry home to his mommy like I do to people who are like him here. They all cry home to their mommies. And I picked up the boy and took him to the doctor while Donald T's buddies cussed me and threw rocks at us. Any way, I never wondered any more about Donald T, or whatever became of him, but for some reason I can't put my finger on, he popped back into mind the last few years. Strange. Drystyx is now no.1 funniest person on this board as Oldsamevimes is no more funny since he became a conservative and Vegas hasn't done anything new. |
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Post by general313 on Jul 21, 2018 16:48:43 GMT
I remember when I was knee high to a grasshopper and got to go to a school trip to a camp, and we were with school kids from all around the country. And this one ugly kid named Donald T started talking big like a boss. Any way, he was annoying, and he said "lets go to the farm, I'll lead", so we went to the farm, but I clearly said he wasn't leading. Some of the other kids were dumb, I guess, and said "Well, he's a leader". One of them kids stepped on a rattlesnake and got bit. I was going to take him to a doctor, but Donald T said "No, that will slow us up. He isn't necessary for our walk, and will slow us up", and others in the group nodded in agreement. Donald T and some of the others rambled on about how we had to leave the boy to his fate, and continue on our walk, which was super important to these boys (and girls). One of Donald T's buddies agreed with me, and Donald T turned to the boy and said "You're fired". In fact Donald T fired a bunch of people for no reason, even though he wasn't paying us anything. He even required dues to be paid to him, and he was supposed to divide the dues money equally among us, and to pay for things like medicine for the snake bite, but Donald T and his buddies said that this would be a waste of funds. So I kicked Donald T;s butt and made him cry home to his mommy like I do to people who are like him here. They all cry home to their mommies. And I picked up the boy and took him to the doctor while Donald T's buddies cussed me and threw rocks at us. Any way, I never wondered any more about Donald T, or whatever became of him, but for some reason I can't put my finger on, he popped back into mind the last few years. Strange. Drystyx is now no.1 funniest person on this board as Oldsamevimes is no more funny since he became a conservative and Vegas hasn't done anything new. Isn't that the oddest thing? At first I though my memory of him previously was faulty. Usually some traumatic event needs to take place to effect such a quick and dramatic transformation in someone who isn't a spring chicken. |
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Post by Aj_June on Jul 21, 2018 21:22:01 GMT
Drystyx is now no.1 funniest person on this board as Oldsamevimes is no more funny since he became a conservative and Vegas hasn't done anything new. Isn't that the oddest thing? At first I though my memory of him previously was faulty. Usually some traumatic event needs to take place to effect such a quick and dramatic transformation in someone who isn't a spring chicken. In another thread I mentioned that the change that he has undergone is almost depressing. He was a funny man who would crack jokes and you would know that nothing was serious. But in last 1 year it seems things have changed dramatically. He is a completely different person. Extremely depressing, pessimistic and almost always complaining. Sad. |
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