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Post by alfromni on Sept 27, 2020 12:09:17 GMT
Snow White and the Seven Scarves
Snow White thrills her prince with her Eastern dancing.
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Post by Ass_E9 on Sept 28, 2020 17:05:01 GMT
The Font Page Shenanigans in the newsroom as reporter and editor clash over whether a headline should be printed in Times New Roman or Comic Sans.
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Post by Ass_E9 on Sept 28, 2020 19:27:44 GMT
Prog Night A serial killer paints the town crimson backed by tunes reminiscent of Fripp, ELP, Yes, and Van der Graaf Generator. Famous for its interminable stalk and chase sequences, some running nearly twenty minutes.
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Post by alfromni on Oct 7, 2020 12:13:39 GMT
Arnie
A proposed musical about youthful escapades of Arnold Schwarzenegger
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Post by alfromni on Oct 20, 2020 22:44:13 GMT
2001: A Lace Oddysey
Hollwood films the making of modernia's answer to the Bayeux Tapestry. I challenge you to see the end without falling asleep.
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Post by marianne48 on Oct 27, 2020 2:39:18 GMT
They Died With Their Boobs On (1966)--James Coburn, Lee Marvin, Charles Bronson and George Kennedy star in this WWII drama about a little-known military unit--a suicide squad made up of drag queens.
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Post by alpha128 on Oct 27, 2020 3:20:51 GMT
House of Ear
This prequel to House of Wax (1953) reveals the source of all the wax in the original film.
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Post by marianne48 on Oct 27, 2020 21:54:43 GMT
Cat Ballot--A presidential election is contested when millions of ballots are received with suspicious names (Fluffy Kowalski, Fang Robinson, Tiger Moskowitz, etc.) and showing marks of pawprints and kibble-puke stains.
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Post by alpha128 on Oct 28, 2020 0:54:13 GMT
Star Trek: The Math of Khan
This prequel to Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (1982) shows how Khan Noonien Singh, despite his superior intellect, had trouble with math, thus explaining his "two-dimensional thinking" inside the Mutara Nebula.
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Post by Catman on Nov 12, 2020 13:31:56 GMT
Brain to Busan
In this rarely seen Pinky and the Brain movie, the Brain travels to South Korea for his latest attempt to take over the world but gets caught up in a zombie plague. Pinky becomes a zombie early in the film, but no one notices the difference.
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Post by alfromni on Nov 21, 2020 12:51:15 GMT
Colchester '74
The story of a guy and his flawed rifle. Bombed at the box office, considered lost.
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Post by alfromni on Dec 9, 2020 5:46:03 GMT
A Broncs Tale
An attempt to modernise "Black Beauty". Another shelved disaster.
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Post by alfromni on Dec 9, 2020 10:51:59 GMT
National Silk
Oriental rehash of the Elizabeth Taylor classic.
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Post by alfromni on Dec 9, 2020 11:25:13 GMT
Bwana Junction
Unfinished African Swahili movie. The director shot himself after discovering that Mahatma Gandhi was Indian.
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Post by alfromni on Dec 14, 2020 8:15:15 GMT
3 Ding Circus
In which Martin and Lewis are employed as driver and clippie on a London bus service. Should be fun to watch if a copy can be found.
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Post by alfromni on Dec 28, 2020 2:02:10 GMT
The Man Who Chew Too Much
Alternative title - "How I became a Gurner"
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Post by alfromni on Jan 20, 2021 12:35:45 GMT
Close Encounters of the Bird Kind
Strange story of a pigeon fancier.
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Post by alfromni on Jan 30, 2021 16:37:41 GMT
Stage Coach
No, not another remake of the John Wayne classic, but a rather dreary tale of a guy who tries unsuccessfully to improve the talents of bad Hollywood actors.
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Post by alfromni on Feb 22, 2021 22:25:05 GMT
Octopuppy
A James Bond copycat...or dog...that didn't quite succeed...in fact it was thankfully destroyed.
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Post by marianne48 on Mar 11, 2021 23:56:05 GMT
Invasion of the Body Snitchers~All of Hollywood is in a panic when two rival gossip columnists compete to reveal all of the true ages of the top stars, as well as all of the surgeries, body enhancement, and cosmetic procedures they've had performed on them.
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