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Post by Deleted on Aug 13, 2018 1:42:30 GMT
The shark has three heads
Lose the anchors jacket
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Post by Popeye Doyle on Aug 13, 2018 3:04:46 GMT
More story on the boys karating the picket fences
Hooper and Brody get eaten by another shark while paddling to shore.
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Post by Marv on Aug 13, 2018 3:15:01 GMT
Halfway through the film reveals it was never the shark doing the killing but rather a roaming gang of biker vampires led by Keiffer Sutherland.
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Post by Popeye Doyle on Aug 13, 2018 3:20:26 GMT
Halfway through the film reveals it was never the shark doing the killing but rather a roaming gang of biker vampires led by Keiffer Sutherland. Thankfully Quint slayed many during WW2 |
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Post by moviebuffbrad on Aug 13, 2018 3:21:50 GMT
Robert Shaw singing "My Hat is Like a Shark's Fin" during the end credits.
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Post by anthonyrocks on Aug 13, 2018 10:05:01 GMT
LOL, I don't think "JAWS" needs any improvements at all.
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Post by Lebowskidoo 🎄😷🎄 on Aug 13, 2018 10:58:41 GMT
An all Muppet version!
Quint - Animal
Hooper - Fozzie
Brody - Kermit
Ellen - Miss Piggy
Mayor Vaughn - Sam the Eagle
Hendricks - Scooter
Chrissie - Janice
The Shark - Sweetums
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Post by Spike Del Rey on Aug 13, 2018 15:11:23 GMT
Spielberg should have followed up and shown the pier dude getting home and getting the ass-whooping his wife gave him when she learned he wasted her holiday roast.
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Post by CoolJGS☺ on Aug 13, 2018 15:15:14 GMT
The shark should have been real.
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Post by jamesbamesy on Aug 13, 2018 15:35:08 GMT
ACTUALLY show nudity when Chrissie undresses and skinny-dips in the opening.
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Post by twothousandonemark on Aug 13, 2018 15:56:42 GMT
Murray Hamilton should've been eaten.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 13, 2018 16:03:50 GMT
Have Hooper fall into to the water as the shark bites into a barrel of radioactive waste. The radiation causes the two to fuse together creating a humanoid shark that goes on to land and continues it's rampage!
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Post by WarrenPeace on Aug 13, 2018 16:23:08 GMT
Don't make the shark as the enemy.
Make it man who really is the enemy of sharks.
Which is why I'm glad that Quint got his karma.
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Post by CoolJGS☺ on Aug 13, 2018 16:29:54 GMT
Don't make the shark as the enemy. Make it man who really is the enemy of sharks. Which is why I'm glad that Quint got his karma. I think it's a movie where man and shark are the bad guy. |
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Post by Dramatic Look Gopher on Aug 13, 2018 16:30:36 GMT
Have the shark singing "Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal..."
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Post by Ass_E9 on Aug 13, 2018 16:33:51 GMT
At the end shark's long-thought-dead son suddenly emerges behind Brody and Hooper, dragging both under. Brody awakens in room; is told they didn't find any boy shark. Brody goes to the bathroom, and finds smiling Quint in the shower. Whole movie was a dream.
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Post by WarrenPeace on Aug 13, 2018 16:34:20 GMT
Don't make the shark as the enemy. Make it man who really is the enemy of sharks. Which is why I'm glad that Quint got his karma. I think it's a movie where man and shark are the bad guy. Mostly shark, though. You know what "shark finning" is? Catching a shark, cutting off the fins and then throwing the still living and suffering shark back in the water for it to die later on all for a bowl of soup in China. They do this thousands/millions of times a year. They should make a movie based on a shark getting revenge for that and not getting killed at the end. That is a shark movie I would like to see. Or a doc. that shows how horrible the practice of shark finning is. |
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Post by WarrenPeace on Aug 13, 2018 16:35:36 GMT
Have the shark singing "Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal..." Well, we did get the cartoon Jabberjaw where he sounded like Curley. |
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Post by CoolJGS☺ on Aug 13, 2018 16:38:21 GMT
I think it's a movie where man and shark are the bad guy. Mostly shark, though. You know what "shark finning" is? Catching a shark, cutting off the fins and then throwing the still living and suffering shark back in the water for it to die later on all for a bowl of soup in China. They do this thousands/millions of times a year. They should make a movie based on a shark getting revenge for that and not getting killed at the end. That is a shark movie I would like to see. Or a doc. that shows how horrible the practice of shark finning is. That's a fine premise for a movie I guess, but it would suck for a Jaws movie. |
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Post by fangirl1975 on Aug 13, 2018 17:15:43 GMT
I don't see any need to improve Jaws. I see it as perfect the way it was made.
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