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Post by dazz on Aug 13, 2018 17:22:50 GMT
1 word BEWBS.
Or give the shark an inner monolog preferably voice by Alan Carr now THAT is a masterpiece.
Or like I said BEWBS
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Post by ReyKahuka on Aug 13, 2018 17:57:07 GMT
Jaws is damn near perfect, think I'll just stay out of the way.
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Post by dirtypillows on Aug 13, 2018 22:18:16 GMT
Robert Shaw singing "My Hat is Like a Shark's Fin" during the end credits. cute |
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Post by dirtypillows on Aug 13, 2018 22:19:05 GMT
Jaws is damn near perfect, think I'll just stay out of the way. I agree. There's nothing wrong with the movie. |
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Post by darkreviewer2013 on Aug 13, 2018 23:24:06 GMT
The shark could have been a Soviet-built robot.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 13, 2018 23:42:05 GMT
An all Muppet version! Quint - Animal Hooper - FozzieBrody - Kermit Ellen - Miss Piggy Mayor Vaughn - Sam the Eagle Hendricks - Scooter Chrissie - Janice The Shark - Sweetums LMAOOOOOOOOO |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 13, 2018 23:44:01 GMT
Don't make the shark as the enemy. Make it man who really is the enemy of sharks. Which is why I'm glad that Quint got his karma. By the end of the movie, the three guys in the boat and the shark are hanging out together and singing Kumbaya. |
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Post by Toasted Cheese on Aug 13, 2018 23:55:01 GMT
Spielberg should have followed up and shown the pier dude getting home and getting the ass-whooping his wife gave him when she learned he wasted her holiday roast. Yes, it would have brought to light that domestic violence inflicted upon males by their female partners, was already in full swing during the 70's. |
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Post by Toasted Cheese on Aug 14, 2018 0:11:20 GMT
Jaws is damn near perfect, think I'll just stay out of the way. I agree. There's nothing wrong with the movie. What about Harry's bad hat?  |
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Post by WarrenPeace on Aug 14, 2018 1:13:06 GMT
Don't make the shark as the enemy. Make it man who really is the enemy of sharks. Which is why I'm glad that Quint got his karma. By the end of the movie, the three guys in the boat and the shark are hanging out together and singing Kumbaya. I'm good with that and Kumbaya is actually a very nice song. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 14, 2018 1:56:11 GMT
But back to the anchors jacket - the mayor should have been run out of town for that atrocity of fashion.
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Post by Lebowskidoo 🎄😷🎄 on Aug 14, 2018 12:19:11 GMT
Greenpeace shows up to stop the Orca crew from killing an endangered species, the shark.
But the Greenpeace crew gets eaten, by the shark.
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Post by Spike Del Rey on Aug 14, 2018 12:52:47 GMT
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Post by dirtypillows on Aug 15, 2018 7:57:49 GMT
I agree. There's nothing wrong with the movie. What about Harry's bad hat? Yes, that was funny of Brody. And why was that old man wearing the hat in the first place? It's not like he had any hair. |
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Post by Toasted Cheese on Aug 15, 2018 10:39:52 GMT
What about Harry's bad hat? Yes, that was funny of Brody. And why was that old man wearing the hat in the first place? It's not like he had any hair. To protect his cue ball from the sun Mr. Dirty. I wear caps all the time. |
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Post by Toasted Cheese on Aug 15, 2018 10:42:02 GMT
But back to the anchors jacket - the mayor should have been run out of town for that atrocity of fashion. 
 Oh Man! Vaughn's jacket was even bad for the 70's, even though it was just perfect for his character. |
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