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Post by msdemos on Aug 19, 2018 14:50:26 GMT
 "These pretzels are making me thirsty". SAVE FERRIS |
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Post by movielover on Aug 19, 2018 14:54:23 GMT
"That's what I do. I drink, and I know things."
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Post by gbone on Aug 19, 2018 15:06:43 GMT
“D’oh!”
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Post by koskiewicz on Aug 19, 2018 16:36:38 GMT
"Citizen's arrest! Citizens arrest!"
-Gomer Pyle
"Jocularity!"
-the chaplain from MASH
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Post by Catman on Aug 19, 2018 16:42:02 GMT
"Just one more question ..."
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Post by Ass_E9 on Aug 19, 2018 17:02:34 GMT
George:
What's the soup today?
Rube:
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Post by them1ghtyhumph on Aug 19, 2018 17:37:16 GMT
"Hi Bob"
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Post by Catman on Aug 19, 2018 17:37:25 GMT
"Clean up this mess or you're FIRED!"
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Post by DC-Fan on Aug 20, 2018 5:17:47 GMT
Resistance is futile.
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Post by DC-Fan on Aug 20, 2018 5:18:08 GMT
Kneel before the Keeper of the Underworld.
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Post by Sulla on Aug 20, 2018 8:06:33 GMT
"You know what Toby, when the son of the deposed king of Nigeria emails you directly, asking for help, you help! His father ran the freaking country! Ok?"
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Post by maxwellperfect on Aug 20, 2018 15:48:05 GMT
"No soup for you!"
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Post by Jep Gambardella on Aug 20, 2018 18:59:40 GMT
"You know nothing, Jon Snow"
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2018 20:34:32 GMT
"We have to go back, Kate. We have to go back!"
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Post by dirtypillows on Aug 21, 2018 8:02:56 GMT
Fred Sanford contesting a parking ticket in courthouse, questions why there are no white people in courtroom --
Fred: "Listen, why don't you arrest any white drivers?"
Officer: "I do."
Fred: "You do? Well, where are they? Look at all these n****rs in here! There's enough n****rs in here to make a Tarzan movie!"
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Post by Chalice_Of_Evil on Aug 21, 2018 13:53:45 GMT
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Post by thornberry on Aug 21, 2018 14:53:16 GMT
"I am the danger...I am the one who knocks."
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Post by CoolJGS☺ on Aug 21, 2018 15:06:56 GMT
They! They! The ominous "they".
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Post by gspdude on Aug 21, 2018 15:08:11 GMT
To Alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. _ Homer Simpson
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Post by CoolJGS☺ on Aug 21, 2018 15:12:31 GMT
"What you call love was invented by guys like me to sell nylons"
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