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Post by DC-Fan on Sept 1, 2018 4:22:44 GMT
The Cleveland Browns are well-known for being possibly the most incompetent team in the NFL. For superhero teams, the Avengers' incompetence is the closest to the Cleveland Browns' incompetence.
1st movie - The Avengers face a bunch of aliens who have no superpowers at all. All it takes is 1 nuclear missile to defeat the entire alien army. So all the Avengers had to do was fly into space and destroy the alien mother ship before the aliens make it to Earth. Then there would be no battle and no human casualties at all.
But instead of flying into space and destroying the alien mother ship before the aliens make it to Earth, the Avengers just stand around doing nothing but cracking jokes and 1-liners while the aliens arrive on Earth. Thousands of human casualties that shouldn't have happened if the Avengers had just been more competent and flown into space and destroyed the alien mother ship before the aliens made it to Earth.
Actually, Captain America did play traffic cop, telling people where to run to. Manhattan has been the target of several terrorist attacks in the past so the NYPD has probably trained all of their officers how to evacuate people in case of a terrorist attack. But Captain America loves being a tyrant so much that he felt he should take over the job of the NYPD officers and tell people where to run to. Being a traffic cop was sure a great use of that super-PED serum!
2nd movie - The Avengers are even more incompetent. The Avengers create Ultron. Then Iron Man and Hulk destroy a city in Africa and kill hundreds of civilians.
3rd movie - The Avengers reach a new level of incompetence by letting Thanos kill more than half the universe.
Nick Fury said that he formed the Avengers so they could fight the battles that normal humans couldn't. Well, in the 1st movie, the Avengers couldn't defeat the aliens without a nuclear missile that they hijacked from normal humans and their latest movie, the Avengers let Thanos kill more than half the universe. So why the fuck were the Avengers even formed when they're too incompetent to get the job done?
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Post by Nicko's Nose on Sept 1, 2018 4:48:47 GMT
Derp de derp da teedily dumb.
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Sept 1, 2018 4:53:02 GMT
If they won the big game twice then they are the Baltimore Ravens ( the old Cleveland Browns )
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Post by scabab on Sept 1, 2018 5:32:07 GMT
Oh? Are the Cleveland Browns amongst the most successful teams or something? Are they the most financially lucrative team?
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Sept 1, 2018 5:46:33 GMT
Oh? Are the Cleveland Browns amongst the most successful teams or something? Are they the most financially lucrative team? ALL NFL teams are financially lucrative. |
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Post by justanaveragejoe on Sept 1, 2018 5:47:53 GMT
LOL man, this has to be your dumbest sports metaphor yet. If you want to have an accurate sports metaphor regarding the Avengers, they're the Eagles of superhero teams, since they're the defending champions.
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Sept 1, 2018 5:53:50 GMT
LOL man, this has to be your dumbest sports metaphor yet. If you want to have an accurate sports metaphor regarding the Avengers, they're the Eagles of superhero teams, since they're the defending champions. The 2017 Patriots won two playoff games in a row, before losing the biggest one. |
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Post by mog1138 on Sept 1, 2018 9:29:21 GMT
So I assume the Justice League are the Dallas Cowboys then? Derp de derp da teedily dumb. Starring Rob Schneider. Rated PG-13 |
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Post by summers8 on Sept 1, 2018 9:31:28 GMT
avengers are stand up comedians. they are the comic superhero films for kids.
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Post by hobowar on Sept 1, 2018 9:39:47 GMT
Three movies and almost 5 BILLION$$$$ WORLDWIDE. Let that sink in, DC-Fan. Let it sink in.
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Post by hobowar on Sept 1, 2018 9:41:11 GMT
How much $$$ did Justice League make again? I forget.   |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 1, 2018 10:02:57 GMT
Is that a baseball team ?
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Post by coldenhaulfield on Sept 1, 2018 11:08:29 GMT
Is that a baseball team ? Yes. Yes, it is. |
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Post by Hauntedknight87 on Sept 1, 2018 11:21:03 GMT
I don't understand that reference
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Post by hobowar on Sept 1, 2018 12:29:40 GMT
I don't understand that reference He's trying to say the Justice League are the Family Guy's of superhero teams. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 1, 2018 15:14:09 GMT
typical dc fan...hates marvel because dc isnt doing as well
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Post by damngumby on Sept 2, 2018 19:29:18 GMT
LOL! It’s doubtful the galactically incompetent Justice League will merit a 2nd. |
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Post by poutinep on Sept 2, 2018 19:56:13 GMT
The Cleveland Browns are well-known for being possibly the most incompetent team in the NFL. For superhero teams, the Avengers' incompetence is the closest to the Cleveland Browns' incompetence. 1st movie - The Avengers face a bunch of aliens who have no superpowers at all. All it takes is 1 nuclear missile to defeat the entire alien army. So all the Avengers had to do was fly into space and destroy the alien mother ship before the aliens make it to Earth. Then there would be no battle and no human casualties at all. But instead of flying into space and destroying the alien mother ship before the aliens make it to Earth, the Avengers just stand around doing nothing but cracking jokes and 1-liners while the aliens arrive on Earth. Thousands of human casualties that shouldn't have happened if the Avengers had just been more competent and flown into space and destroyed the alien mother ship before the aliens made it to Earth. Actually, Captain America did play traffic cop, telling people where to run to. Manhattan has been the target of several terrorist attacks in the past so the NYPD has probably trained all of their officers how to evacuate people in case of a terrorist attack. But Captain America loves being a tyrant so much that he felt he should take over the job of the NYPD officers and tell people where to run to. Being a traffic cop was sure a great use of that super-PED serum! 2nd movie - The Avengers are even more incompetent. The Avengers create Ultron. Then Iron Man and Hulk destroy a city in Africa and kill hundreds of civilians. 3rd movie - The Avengers reach a new level of incompetence by letting Thanos kill more than half the universe. Nick Fury said that he formed the Avengers so they could fight the battles that normal humans couldn't. Well, in the 1st movie, the Avengers couldn't defeat the aliens without a nuclear missile that they hijacked from normal humans and their latest movie, the Avengers let Thanos kill more than half the universe. So why the fuck were the Avengers even formed when they're too incompetent to get the job done? Infinity War Box Office: $2.046 billion Rotten Tomatoes: 83%
Justice League Box Office: $657.9 million Rotten Tomatoes: 40%
Batman v Superman Box Office: $873.6 million
Rotten Tomatoes: 27%
MCU's future: Bright DCEU's future: dim
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Post by James on Sept 2, 2018 23:45:01 GMT
Not sure if a bunch of Marvel fanboys (like myself) really know much (or even care) about sports, so not many of us buy into your statement to begin with.
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Post by ThatGuy on Sept 3, 2018 6:31:05 GMT
The Cleveland Browns are well-known for being possibly the most incompetent team in the NFL. For superhero teams, the Avengers' incompetence is the closest to the Cleveland Browns' incompetence. 1st movie - The Avengers face a bunch of aliens who have no superpowers at all. All it takes is 1 nuclear missile to defeat the entire alien army. So all the Avengers had to do was fly into space and destroy the alien mother ship before the aliens make it to Earth. Then there would be no battle and no human casualties at all. But instead of flying into space and destroying the alien mother ship before the aliens make it to Earth, the Avengers just stand around doing nothing but cracking jokes and 1-liners while the aliens arrive on Earth. Thousands of human casualties that shouldn't have happened if the Avengers had just been more competent and flown into space and destroyed the alien mother ship before the aliens made it to Earth. Actually, Captain America did play traffic cop, telling people where to run to. Manhattan has been the target of several terrorist attacks in the past so the NYPD has probably trained all of their officers how to evacuate people in case of a terrorist attack. But Captain America loves being a tyrant so much that he felt he should take over the job of the NYPD officers and tell people where to run to. Being a traffic cop was sure a great use of that super-PED serum! 2nd movie - The Avengers are even more incompetent. The Avengers create Ultron. Then Iron Man and Hulk destroy a city in Africa and kill hundreds of civilians. 3rd movie - The Avengers reach a new level of incompetence by letting Thanos kill more than half the universe. Nick Fury said that he formed the Avengers so they could fight the battles that normal humans couldn't. Well, in the 1st movie, the Avengers couldn't defeat the aliens without a nuclear missile that they hijacked from normal humans and their latest movie, the Avengers let Thanos kill more than half the universe. So why the fuck were the Avengers even formed when they're too incompetent to get the job done? Infinity War Box Office: $2.046 billion Rotten Tomatoes: 83%
Justice League Box Office: $657.9 million Rotten Tomatoes: 40%
Batman v Superman Box Office: $873.6 million
Rotten Tomatoes: 27%
MCU's future: Bright DCEU's future: dim
They already threw in the towel and is calling it The Worlds of DC. That way they can quickly scrap a storyline as a part of the multiverse. |
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