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Post by CrepedCrusader on Sept 13, 2018 4:20:05 GMT
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Post by Arlon10 on Sept 13, 2018 4:34:04 GMT
That is probably just as well. Perhaps it escaped your notice, but that is not like having something to say yourself. With all your wisdom and knowledge about how to hold attention, it's a pity you have nothing to say yourself.
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Post by rachelcarson1953 on Sept 13, 2018 4:52:02 GMT
That is probably just as well. Perhaps it escaped your notice, but that is not like having something to say yourself. With all your wisdom and knowledge about how to hold attention, it's a pity you have nothing to say yourself. Oh, I think CrepedCrusader had something to say, and did, between the lines; "This book is full of donkey shit." |
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Post by Vegas on Sept 13, 2018 6:05:47 GMT
STUPID ATHEIST ARGUMENT #3
"The Bible says that donkeys can talk"
At no point does The Bible say that donkeys can talk. Why the hell do you think that these acts of God are called "miracles"?.... Because whatever is being described is not happening on a daily basis. It's an act of God. "But, I don't believe in God".... Then, THAT is where your argument should end.  After that, it's kinda of a given that you wouldn't believe in any action, or miracle, that He is said to have done. Taking that extra step to go out of the way to contest anything that He s said to have done is completely un-necessary.
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Post by The Herald Erjen on Sept 13, 2018 8:46:53 GMT
What should they believe in? Communism? Transhumanism? Space aliens? What?
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Post by Marv on Sept 13, 2018 9:43:30 GMT
What should they believe in? Communism? Transhumanism? Space aliens? What? Trans communist Space Aliens? |
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Post by The Herald Erjen on Sept 13, 2018 9:53:21 GMT
What should they believe in? Communism? Transhumanism? Space aliens? What? Trans communist Space Aliens? Yes. And they're coming back for revenge...….or to make the world a nicer place, depending on your POV.  |
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Post by Arlon10 on Sept 13, 2018 9:58:09 GMT
That is probably just as well. Perhaps it escaped your notice, but that is not like having something to say yourself. With all your wisdom and knowledge about how to hold attention, it's a pity you have nothing to say yourself. Oh, I think CrepedCrusader had something to say, and did, between the lines; "This book is full of donkey shit." Isn't that being something to say somewhat like bald being a hair color? |
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Post by CoolJGS☺ on Sept 13, 2018 11:09:35 GMT
This has always been the funny thing about theophobiacs. They can't even tell a joke right.
Why would the lady stop listening at the donkey talking and not the invisible angel with a sword blocking the donkey or the mission which was Balaam cursing Israel?
Try harder. I shouldn't have to help you, but I can't stand idle as people continue to tell horrible jokes.
It reminds me of Deplorables' humor on the Politics Board.
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Post by rizdek on Sept 13, 2018 12:04:34 GMT
STUPID ATHEIST ARGUMENT #3
"The Bible says that donkeys can talk"
At no point does The Bible say that donkeys can talk. Why the hell do you think that these acts of God are called "miracles"?.... Because whatever is being described is not happening on a daily basis. It's an act of God. "But, I don't believe in God".... Then, THAT is where your argument should end. After that, it's kinda of a given that you wouldn't believe in any action, or miracle, that He is said to have done. Taking that extra step to go out of the way to contest anything that He s said to have done is completely un-necessary. I don't think the issue is whether a miracle making God could make a donkey talk...the issue is why would he? THAT is why I think the woman tells the master that she stopped listening. Is God making an ass of himself in that case? |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 13, 2018 12:17:00 GMT
Amazing, isn't it? |
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Post by Catman on Sept 13, 2018 12:23:13 GMT
What about Francis? Are you saying he couldn't really talk and that Donald O'Connor was insane?
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Post by thefleetsin on Sept 13, 2018 15:06:48 GMT
LOLOL of course they do. for it was written by men for men to control men. and the spirit of jesus would never lie to us about anything to do with cutesy wootsy animals.
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Post by thefleetsin on Sept 13, 2018 15:25:59 GMT
the spawn of satan
daddy drove a dodge challenger
and mom
a recycled moped.
dad thought it was funny
but
mom wanted to
pop a cap into his head.
until
a president came along
and
snarkly said:
you best bend over now bitches
or you'll all
end up dead.
for jesus
he no like loud mouth females
working overtime
around
his sanctified wedding bed.
sjw 09/13/18 inspired at this very moment in time by: sound familiar.
from the 'blasphemy series' of poems
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Post by general313 on Sept 13, 2018 15:56:57 GMT
Did the donkey by any chance sound like Eddy Murphy? |
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Post by drystyx on Sept 13, 2018 17:24:29 GMT
Well, Balaam was making an ass out of himself, wasn't he?
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