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Post by Häns Haferflöcken on Oct 10, 2018 19:14:10 GMT
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Post by Häns Haferflöcken on Oct 10, 2018 19:22:49 GMT
a is for Ackbarclintongreene b is for ackBarclintongreene c is for aCkbarclintongreene c is for ackbarClintongreene d is for no d. e is for ackbarclintongrEene! now i now m abcs new tim wo u sting w mi?
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Post by Nalkarj on Oct 10, 2018 19:23:52 GMT
a is for Ackbarclintongreene b is for ackBarclintongreene c is for aCkbarclintongreene c is for ackbarClintongreene d is for no d. e is for ackbarclintongrEene! now i now m abcs new tim wo u sting w mi? It is, as they say, the thought that counts.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 10, 2018 19:30:20 GMT
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Post by No Morpho, Only Bánh mì on Oct 10, 2018 19:34:09 GMT
a is for Ackbarclintongreene b is for ackBarclintongreene c is for aCkbarclintongreene c is for ackbarClintongreene d is for no d. e is for ackbarclintongrEene! now i now m abcs new tim wo u sting w mi? The GreenelyClint Kind-ies 💀
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Post by Nalkarj on Oct 10, 2018 19:35:51 GMT
Damn it all— that’s what I should have done! And here I thought I was being clever with xenocide…
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Post by No Morpho, Only Bánh mì on Oct 10, 2018 19:38:47 GMT
Damn it all— that’s what I should have done! And here I was thinking I was being clever with xenocide…Don’t beat yourself up. He’s an X-pert.
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Oct 10, 2018 20:43:23 GMT
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Post by Vassaggo on Oct 10, 2018 22:09:51 GMT
“V” is for Vassaggo, vaporized by a vizier… I get turned into mist by a Religious Official? It fits. considering I got my name from The Lesser Key of Solomon by Aleister Crowley. Prince Vassago:
“The Third Demon is a Mighty Prince, being of the same nature as Agares. He is called Vassago. This Demon is of a Good Nature, and his office is to declare things Past and to Come, and to discover all things Hid or Lost. Vassago is opposed by the Shemhamphorasch angel Sitael. And he governeth 26 Legions of Demon, and this is his Seal.”
Yes, I know I spell it wrong. That's because I had to back in 1995 Vassago was taken for my email provider. Also I didn't mind spelling it wrong. I learned from the cinematic masterpiece Witchboard that demons can't spell words correctly. They're incapable of telling the truth, so they must misspell words. Since I mentioned Aleister Crowley lets get some 80's Ozzy going.
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Post by Rey Kahuka on Oct 11, 2018 13:42:31 GMT
Top 10 thread, easily.
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Post by Nalkarj on Oct 11, 2018 14:01:52 GMT
“V” is for Vassaggo, vaporized by a vizier… I get turned into mist by a Religious Official? It fits. considering I got my name from The Lesser Key of Solomon by Aleister Crowley. Prince Vassago:
“The Third Demon is a Mighty Prince, being of the same nature as Agares. He is called Vassago. This Demon is of a Good Nature, and his office is to declare things Past and to Come, and to discover all things Hid or Lost. Vassago is opposed by the Shemhamphorasch angel Sitael. And he governeth 26 Legions of Demon, and this is his Seal.” … Really? I mean—oh, yeah, that’s totally what I intended from the get-go. Uh-huh. Yup. Yeah. Admittedly, I only chose vizier because I couldn’t figure out what v word to rhyme with here. “Vanished in the veneer”? “Vanquished when he did veer”? “Vampirized by Vermeer”? I was intending the vizier as the chief minister to the Ottoman sultan, though you’re right—the position started as a religious adviser to the caliph. (Admittedly, there was no strict church/state separation in Islamic countries.) You got your username from Crowley? Interesting! I was just reading a hilarious Crowley-ism: “I am the Wickedest Man in the World, the Beast. Can you lend me a fiver?”
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Post by Nalkarj on Oct 11, 2018 14:02:53 GMT
Many thanks, though I can’t really take credit for it; it was No Morpho, Only Bánh mì’s idea, I just wrote up the rhymes.
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Post by No Morpho, Only Bánh mì on Oct 11, 2018 14:23:57 GMT
Many thanks, though I can’t really take credit for it; it was No Morpho, Only Bánh mì’s idea, I just wrote up the rhymes. Well, I asked you to because I knew you’d rock it, and enjoy the task, and it turned out brilliantly. Thanks, ‘mank!
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Post by Nalkarj on Oct 11, 2018 14:40:04 GMT
Many thanks, though I can’t really take credit for it; it was No Morpho, Only Bánh mì ’s idea, I just wrote up the rhymes. Well, I asked you to because I knew you’d rock it, and enjoy the task, and it turned out brilliantly. Thanks, ‘mank! Thanks, m’friend. It was fun!
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Post by scabab on Oct 11, 2018 15:47:12 GMT
Ack, my poor heart...First I was left out of the "What if this board was a Halloween thread" and now I've been shunned once again! Come on guys, I'm cool, I'm down with the kids, wiggy wiggy wassup ma home slices!
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Post by Nalkarj on Oct 11, 2018 16:08:29 GMT
Ack, my poor heart...First I was left out of the "What if this board was a Halloween thread" and now I've been shunned once again! Come on guys, I'm cool, I'm down with the kids, wiggy wiggy wassup ma home slices! Believe me, you were originally in there, for “s”! But when I was going over it again I didn’t want to play any, er, “favorites” and leave myself out, so I had myself killed like all the others. I can write an alternate “s” just for you, though: “S” is for scabab, scalped in a shrub…in which case the next line would need to be… “T” is for taylorfirst1, trapped in a tub…
No fear, we’ve got you covered!
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Post by Vassaggo on Oct 11, 2018 16:26:59 GMT
I get turned into mist by a Religious Official? It fits. considering I got my name from The Lesser Key of Solomon by Aleister Crowley. Prince Vassago:
“The Third Demon is a Mighty Prince, being of the same nature as Agares. He is called Vassago. This Demon is of a Good Nature, and his office is to declare things Past and to Come, and to discover all things Hid or Lost. Vassago is opposed by the Shemhamphorasch angel Sitael. And he governeth 26 Legions of Demon, and this is his Seal.” … Really? I mean—oh, yeah, that’s totally what I intended from the get-go. Uh-huh. Yup. Yeah. Admittedly, I only chose vizier because I couldn’t figure out what v word to rhyme with here. “Vanished in the veneer”? “Vanquished when he did veer”? “Vampirized by Vermeer”? I was intending the vizier as the chief minister to the Ottoman sultan, though you’re right—the position started as a religious adviser to the caliph. (Admittedly, there was no strict church/state separation in Islamic countries.) You got your username from Crowley? Interesting! I was just reading a hilarious Crowley-ism: “I am the Wickedest Man in the World, the Beast. Can you lend me a fiver?” Well, there is a story behind it. In High School each year for English/Writing we had to do a term paper. I am a big Ozzy fan (this might explain this story). Grade 9: the topic had to be on a controversial subject. I chose Ozzy Osbourne, Subliminal Backward Masking, and Suicide. Grade 10: the topic had to be a Biography of anybody we wanted. I chose Ozzy Osbourne ( I still had my paper from the year before, and notes. Apparently teachers didn't share the papers in the 90's. ) I had to do some more research this year but not much. The 9th grade paper was on a broader topic, so I only had about half the sources I needed. Grade 11: the topic had to be Biography of an Artist. I chose Ozzy Osbourne (seeing the trend here?) Grade 12: the topic had to be Biography of an English person. I chose Ozzy Osbourne. (I'm not done.) Freshmen at College: I had to do a paper on one of my heroes. I chose Ozzy Osbourne. With slight variations I used 1 term paper for 5 classes. The point of all this is I got a reputation of being kind of weird. Not only did I like Ozzy/Stephen King Books/Horror Movies/Occult/D&D/Magic the Gathering (man I wish I held on to the Magic Cards. I had mostly Unlimited, but a couple Betas) but I was in high school from 91-95 when grunge music hit and I held on to 80's metal(blame my older siblings). I did eventually grow to like grunge though. So I was weird and everyone knew it. I didn't catch much flack for the music. I did for the D&D and Magic. Anyway n the paper for my 10th grade year, I referenced the song "Mr. Crowley." I looked him up which led me to The Lessor Key of Solomon by Aleister Crowley I found in a bookstore. I needed more sources for this paper. I also found a bio for Crowley. My junior year, my girlfriend knew I liked the occult. She told me to read Dean Koontz's The Hideaway. She told me that in it the demon named Vassago attaches to a soul of a kid who was resuscitated. Then an Angel named Uriel attaches to a soul of a man after he was resuscitated. I immediately grabbed the Key and looked Vassago I thought his name sounded familiar. And sure enough he was there. I had never read Koontz before, so I went to the bookstore and grabbed a copy of The Hideway. I read it and enjoyed it. The next year in 1995 I signed up for my first email account, that I still use to this day. I tried getting vassago, but it was taken so I got vassaggo. Man I'm long winded. This reply got out of hand. Hey, Lord Death Man, you are dead what is Aleister Crowley like? Does he have any weird quirks? Like sleep apnea, third nipple, webbed toes, does he listen to Glenn Campbell, twitch when he lies, or maybe he is a closet masochist? I am assuming he went to Hell. He probably doesn't mind. I think his philosophy was Hell is just Heaven for bad people.
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Post by Lord Death Man on Oct 11, 2018 16:59:33 GMT
Really? I mean—oh, yeah, that’s totally what I intended from the get-go. Uh-huh. Yup. Yeah. Admittedly, I only chose vizier because I couldn’t figure out what v word to rhyme with here. “Vanished in the veneer”? “Vanquished when he did veer”? “Vampirized by Vermeer”? I was intending the vizier as the chief minister to the Ottoman sultan, though you’re right—the position started as a religious adviser to the caliph. (Admittedly, there was no strict church/state separation in Islamic countries.) You got your username from Crowley? Interesting! I was just reading a hilarious Crowley-ism: “I am the Wickedest Man in the World, the Beast. Can you lend me a fiver?” Well, there is a story behind it. In High School each year for English/Writing we had to do a term paper. I am a big Ozzy fan (this might explain this story). Grade 9: the topic had to be on a controversial subject. I chose Ozzy Osbourne, Subliminal Backward Masking, and Suicide. Grade 10: the topic had to be a Biography of anybody we wanted. I chose Ozzy Osbourne ( I still had my paper from the year before, and notes. Apparently teachers didn't share the papers in the 90's. ) I had to do some more research this year but not much. The 9th grade paper was on a broader topic, so I only had about half the sources I needed. Grade 11: the topic had to be Biography of an Artist. I chose Ozzy Osbourne (seeing the trend here?) Grade 12: the topic had to be Biography of an English person. I chose Ozzy Osbourne. (I'm not done.) Freshmen at College: I had to do a paper on one of my heroes. I chose Ozzy Osbourne. With slight variations I used 1 term paper for 5 classes. The point of all this is I got a reputation of being kind of weird. Not only did I like Ozzy/Stephen King Books/Horror Movies/Occult/D&D/Magic the Gathering (man I wish I held on to the Magic Cards. I had mostly Unlimited, but a couple Betas) but I was in high school from 91-95 when grunge music hit and I held on to 80's metal(blame my older siblings). I did eventually grow to like grunge though. So I was weird and everyone knew it. I didn't catch much flack for the music. I did for the D&D and Magic. Anyway n the paper for my 10th grade year, I referenced the song "Mr. Crowley." I looked him up which led me to The Lessor Key of Solomon by Aleister Crowley I found in a bookstore. I needed more sources for this paper. I also found a bio for Crowley. My junior year, my girlfriend knew I liked the occult. She told me to read Dean Koontz's The Hideaway. She told me that in it the demon named Vassago attaches to a soul of a kid who was resuscitated. Then an Angel named Uriel attaches to a soul of a man after he was resuscitated. I immediately grabbed the Key and looked Vassago I thought his name sounded familiar. And sure enough he was there. I had never read Koontz before, so I went to the bookstore and grabbed a copy of The Hideway. I read it and enjoyed it. The next year in 1995 I signed up for my first email account, that I still use to this day. I tried getting vassago, but it was taken so I got vassaggo. Man I'm long winded. This reply got out of hand. Hey, Lord Death Man , you are dead what is Aleister Crowley like? Does he have any weird quirks? Like sleep apnea, third nipple, webbed toes, does he listen to Glenn Campbell, twitch when he lies, or maybe he is a closet masochist? I am assuming he went to Hell. He probably doesn't mind. I think his philosophy was Hell is just Heaven for bad people. He's great fun at parties but, watch out for that chronic halitosis, it's murder. Hee hee hee...
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Post by scabab on Oct 12, 2018 20:15:25 GMT
Shrubs my one weakness.
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Post by Nalkarj on Oct 12, 2018 20:21:58 GMT
Hey, they’re more dangerous than ya think. One was able to kill the King of Vampires in The Satanic Rites of Dracula!
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