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Post by Rodney Farber on Oct 8, 2018 18:19:46 GMT
OK, let's call it what it is, s***.
From New World Translation, Ezekiel 4: 9 & 12 - Jehovah is telling us what to eat and how to prepare it (with my emphasis).In Sunday School, Bible passages were red to us. I never read the Bible myself until I joined this group. It's quite entertaining.
C'mon, Jehovah is a really nice guy. Two paragraphs later he changes his mind, What a nice guy. He now allows us to use meadow muffins instead of emptying our own cesspit.
How can we trust Jehovah if he keeps changing his mind? I'm not talking about Old v. New Testament. Here he changed his mind in just a couple of minutes.
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Post by CoolJGS☺ on Oct 8, 2018 18:37:08 GMT
Lol at reading two verses and saying you're a Bible reader.
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Post by Vegas on Oct 8, 2018 18:39:52 GMT
I never read the Bible myself Well... There's a revelation that isn't a revelation to anyone.  |
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Post by lowtacks86 on Oct 8, 2018 19:08:24 GMT
Jeez, and I thought my cooking was shitty
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Post by Rodney Farber on Oct 8, 2018 19:33:42 GMT
Like death, taxes, and a broken record, I can always count on a "LOL" from CoolJGS and an insult from Vegas.
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Post by Vegas on Oct 8, 2018 19:39:36 GMT
Like death, taxes, and a broken record, I can always count on a "LOL" from CoolJGS and an insult from Vegas. Yeah... But, we can always count on you to be fucking stupid and worthy of being laughed at first.  Unlike death and taxes.... You could always choose to turn the record player off... But, you're too stupid to know how. LOL. Oops.. That's Smithy's line. |
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Post by CoolJGS☺ on Oct 8, 2018 19:39:51 GMT
Like death, taxes, and a broken record, I can always count on a "LOL" from CoolJGS and an insult from Vegas. I can also predict me saying LOL and you say something. We're prophets!  |
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Post by koskiewicz on Oct 9, 2018 21:56:23 GMT
...and how would you like a sh!t sandwich?  |
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Post by goz on Oct 9, 2018 22:19:28 GMT
Like most topics in the bible, there is an almost total ignorance of the science.
Bovine animals who are vegetarian have kind of excrement which is suitable, when dried to burn for fuel due to the high vegetable fibrous content in the waste..
Humans ( certainly most modern humans who have a more varied diet ) NOT so much, in fact hardly at all.
Even taking into account that the human diet in Biblical times was more fibrous and less refined, the difficulties of cooking over human excrement remains.
Scientifically there is also the problem of e coli contamination in human faeces which is significantly higher than in bovine and other vegetarian species.
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Post by Rodney Farber on Oct 9, 2018 22:23:44 GMT
I can't imagine not caring about something mentioned in the Bible more than this. The point I was trying to make is that many people say that the Bible is "The Truth". Anyone who says that the Bible is "The Truth" are merely cherry-picking passages to support their own belief. They haven't read the Bible. My point is that the Bible mostly talks about nonsense. It is a collection of bronze-age oral folklore that someone finally put in hard copy. In this case, "God" is talking about cattle manure. Now, if we consider that half of all bovines are male, then what we have here is fifty percent BULL S***. Luckily, I don't have to wade through all the B.S. to find silly passages. Biblical scholars have done that for me and posted the BS on the internet. If you find this passage boring, I could show you where God talks about the size of men's penises and the volume of their ejactulate: (Ezekiel 23:20) |
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Post by CoolJGS☺ on Oct 10, 2018 1:28:09 GMT
I can't imagine not caring about something mentioned in the Bible more than this. The point I was trying to make is that many people say that the Bible is "The Truth". Anyone who says that the Bible is "The Truth" are merely cherry-picking passages to support their own belief. They haven't read the Bible. My point is that the Bible mostly talks about nonsense. It is a collection of bronze-age oral folklore that someone finally put in hard copy. In this case, "God" is talking about cattle manure. Now, if we consider that half of all bovines are male, then what we have here is fifty percent BULL S***. Luckily, I don't have to wade through all the B.S. to find silly passages. Biblical scholars have done that for me and posted the BS on the internet. If you find this passage boring, I could show you where God talks about the size of men's penises and the volume of their ejactulate: (Ezekiel 23:20) Lol |
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Post by goz on Oct 10, 2018 1:39:08 GMT
The point I was trying to make is that many people say that the Bible is "The Truth". Anyone who says that the Bible is "The Truth" are merely cherry-picking passages to support their own belief. They haven't read the Bible. My point is that the Bible mostly talks about nonsense. It is a collection of bronze-age oral folklore that someone finally put in hard copy. In this case, "God" is talking about cattle manure. Now, if we consider that half of all bovines are male, then what we have here is fifty percent BULL S***. Luckily, I don't have to wade through all the B.S. to find silly passages. Biblical scholars have done that for me and posted the BS on the internet. If you find this passage boring, I could show you where God talks about the size of men's penises and the volume of their ejactulate: (Ezekiel 23:20) Lol Caer to comment on my recent thread on the latter subject? Mr Chief Christian and Biblical Apologist? |
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Post by Vegas on Oct 10, 2018 2:36:23 GMT
I can't imagine not caring about something mentioned in the Bible more than this. The point I was trying to make is that many people say that the Bible is "The Truth". Anyone who says that the Bible is "The Truth" are merely cherry-picking passages to support their own belief. They haven't read the Bible. My point is that the Bible mostly talks about nonsense. It is a collection of bronze-age oral folklore that someone finally put in hard copy. In this case, "God" is talking about cattle manure. Now, if we consider that half of all bovines are male, then what we have here is fifty percent BULL S***. Luckily, I don't have to wade through all the B.S. to find silly passages. Biblical scholars have done that for me and posted the BS on the internet. If you find this passage boring, I could show you where God talks about the size of men's penises and the volume of their ejactulate: (Ezekiel 23:20)
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Post by clusium on Oct 10, 2018 3:26:34 GMT
OK, let's call it what it is, s***. From New World Translation, Ezekiel 4: 9 & 12 - Jehovah is telling us what to eat and how to prepare it (with my emphasis).In Sunday School, Bible passages were red to us. I never read the Bible myself until I joined this group. It's quite entertaining. C'mon, Jehovah is a really nice guy. Two paragraphs later he changes his mind, What a nice guy. He now allows us to use meadow muffins instead of emptying our own cesspit. How can we trust Jehovah if he keeps changing his mind? I'm not talking about Old v. New Testament. Here he changed his mind in just a couple of minutes. Ask the lady who wrote the book The Help. |
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Post by Vegas on Oct 10, 2018 16:14:49 GMT
I can't imagine not caring about something mentioned in the Bible more than this. The point I was trying to make is that many people say that the Bible is "The Truth". ...and you not understanding the point of a story in The Bible doesn't change that fact. It just shows that you're a moron slinging his own feces at a story that mentions feces. Hell, even your headline is a bit off... as no one actually cooks with human feces in the story that you are citing. Edit:
And using dried animal dung as fuel has always been a common practice through out human history. |
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