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Post by Vassaggo on Oct 11, 2018 5:40:58 GMT
Man I am white. Like, really white. I know where the 1.4% Sub Saharan African comes from. The report says the Sub Saharan was introduced 5+ to 8+ generations. Me and my cousin have been doing some genealogy research. We found an ancestor listed on the census roles as Mulatto. He was 9 generations back. As a history nerd this is cool. 98.1% European
- 60.7% British and Irish
- 13.9% French and German
- 1.5% Scandinavian
- 1.3% Iberian
- 17.8% Broadly NW European
- 1.9% Broadly Southern European
- 1.0% Broadly European
1.4% Sub Saharan African.2% East Asian/Native American
.3% unassigned
Told my family not to commit any murders. They can track them through me now. That's how they found the Golden State Killer. They put his dna evidence into a genealogy site. They were able to make a forensic family tree that led them to 10-20 distant relatives. This lead them to 2 suspects that fit the dna profile and was right age. 1 was eliminated using family members dna. The other they watched and got dna off a handle and tissue in his garbage.
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Post by No Morpho, Only Bánh mì on Oct 11, 2018 5:59:29 GMT
Awesome. My wife did 23&me. I really want to, But haven’t yet.
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Post by Rey Kahuka on Oct 11, 2018 13:39:25 GMT
Man I am white. Like, really white. I know where the 1.4% Sub Saharan African comes from. The report says the Sub Saharan was introduced 5+ to 8+ generations. Me and my cousin have been doing some genealogy research. We found an ancestor listed on the census roles as Mulatto. He was 9 generations back. As a history nerd this is cool. 98.1% European
- 60.7% British and Irish
- 13.9% French and German
- 1.5% Scandinavian
- 1.3% Iberian
- 17.8% Broadly NW European
- 1.9% Broadly Southern European
- 1.0% Broadly European
1.4% Sub Saharan African.2% East Asian/Native American
.3% unassigned
Told my family not to commit any murders. They can track them through me now. That's how they found the Golden State Killer. They put his dna evidence into a genealogy site. They were able to make a forensic family tree that led them to 10-20 distant relatives. This lead them to 2 suspects that fit the dna profile and was right age. 1 was eliminated using family members dna. The other they watched and got dna off a handle and tissue in his garbage.
I did something similar and I'm even whiter than you! There weren't any real surprises in my results. Heavy on British/Irish and NW European. How much Neanderthal DNA do you have? Some on this site have more than others, you know.
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Post by Vassaggo on Oct 11, 2018 15:16:02 GMT
Man I am white. Like, really white. I know where the 1.4% Sub Saharan African comes from. The report says the Sub Saharan was introduced 5+ to 8+ generations. Me and my cousin have been doing some genealogy research. We found an ancestor listed on the census roles as Mulatto. He was 9 generations back. As a history nerd this is cool. 98.1% European
- 60.7% British and Irish
- 13.9% French and German
- 1.5% Scandinavian
- 1.3% Iberian
- 17.8% Broadly NW European
- 1.9% Broadly Southern European
- 1.0% Broadly European
1.4% Sub Saharan African.2% East Asian/Native American
.3% unassigned
Told my family not to commit any murders. They can track them through me now. That's how they found the Golden State Killer. They put his dna evidence into a genealogy site. They were able to make a forensic family tree that led them to 10-20 distant relatives. This lead them to 2 suspects that fit the dna profile and was right age. 1 was eliminated using family members dna. The other they watched and got dna off a handle and tissue in his garbage.
I did something similar and I'm even whiter than you! There weren't any real surprises in my results. Heavy on British/Irish and NW European. How much Neanderthal DNA do you have? Some on this site have more than others, you know. I have 309 Neanderthal variants I have more Neanderthal variants than 86% of 23andme customers . My Neanderthal ancestry accounts for less than 4% of my overall DNA. Straight Hair:
I have 0 Neanderthal variants associated with having straighter hair. Less likely to sneeze after eating dark chocolate:
I have 0 Neanderthal variants associated with a reduced tendency to sneeze after eating dark chocolate. Less back hair:
I have 1 Neanderthal variant associated with having less back hair. Height:
I have 2 Neanderthal variant associated with his height.
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Post by Rey Kahuka on Oct 11, 2018 16:24:10 GMT
I did something similar and I'm even whiter than you! There weren't any real surprises in my results. Heavy on British/Irish and NW European. How much Neanderthal DNA do you have? Some on this site have more than others, you know. I have 309 Neanderthal variants I have more Neanderthal variants than 86% of 23andme customers . My Neanderthal ancestry accounts for less than 4% of my overall DNA. Straight Hair:
I have 0 Neanderthal variants associated with having straighter hair. Less likely to sneeze after eating dark chocolate:
I have 0 Neanderthal variants associated with a reduced tendency to sneeze after eating dark chocolate. Less back hair:
I have 1 Neanderthal variant associated with having less back hair. Height:
I have 2 Neanderthal variant associated with his height. I like to imagine early humanoids throwing an all night rager. Everyone stumbles out with someone, eventually a guy has enough to drink so the Neanderthal chick in the corner starts to look a little better. Takes one last chug, throws his badger skull mug into the fire and heads her way...
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Post by Vassaggo on Oct 11, 2018 16:40:24 GMT
I have 309 Neanderthal variants I have more Neanderthal variants than 86% of 23andme customers . My Neanderthal ancestry accounts for less than 4% of my overall DNA. Straight Hair:
I have 0 Neanderthal variants associated with having straighter hair. Less likely to sneeze after eating dark chocolate:
I have 0 Neanderthal variants associated with a reduced tendency to sneeze after eating dark chocolate. Less back hair:
I have 1 Neanderthal variant associated with having less back hair. Height:
I have 2 Neanderthal variant associated with his height. I like to imagine early humanoids throwing an all night rager. Everyone stumbles out with someone, eventually a guy has enough to drink so the Neanderthal chick in the corner starts to look a little better. Takes one last chug, throws his badger skull mug into the fire and heads her way... Lol. Looks at his buddy "Here, hold my grog I'm going in"
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Post by coldenhaulfield on Oct 12, 2018 15:26:51 GMT
So basically you voluntarily fed your entire genetic profile into the gaping maw of the surveillance state in exchange for some trivial tidbits.
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Post by Nalkarj on Oct 12, 2018 15:48:03 GMT
So basically you voluntarily fed your entire genetic profile into the gaping maw of the surveillance state in exchange for some trivial tidbits. And loving it! ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png)
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Post by coldenhaulfield on Oct 12, 2018 15:53:55 GMT
So basically you voluntarily fed your entire genetic profile into the gaping maw of the surveillance state in exchange for some trivial tidbits. And loving it! ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png) Yeah, Orwell said it would be foist upon us. Huxley correctly predicted we would embrace our total enslavement as a species. Huxley was right. Nobody ever signed up for Facebook at gunpoint.
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Post by Hauntedknight87 on Oct 12, 2018 16:03:12 GMT
I worked with a guy who claimed that his results told him he's 100% White.
I'm pretty sure his DNA results is 100% shit.
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Post by Rey Kahuka on Oct 12, 2018 16:42:29 GMT
I worked with a guy who claimed that his results told him he's 100% White. I'm pretty sure his DNA results is 100% shit. According to my results, I'm 101% white. I'm assuming there's some rounding up in there somewhere. But seriously, it's broken down into various sections of Europe (with my two largest percentages being 'northeast Europe' and 'northwest Europe'). Unlike Vassaggo, I don't have any sub-Saharan African or east Asian/Native American DNA. Apparently my genetic signature most closely resembles those of the British Isles (which is my heritage) and then Germans. I was hoping for some surprises but I really didn't find anything. I'm your typical boring white guy-- and I didn't even vote for Trump.
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Post by Rey Kahuka on Oct 12, 2018 16:48:47 GMT
And loving it! ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png) Yeah, Orwell said it would be foist upon us. Huxley correctly predicted we would embrace our total enslavement as a species. Huxley was right. Nobody ever signed up for Facebook at gunpoint.Don't I know it. Zuckerberg tried that shit with me but I called his bluff. Still not on facebook to this day, baby.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 12, 2018 18:30:38 GMT
Yeah, Orwell said it would be foist upon us. Huxley correctly predicted we would embrace our total enslavement as a species. Huxley was right. Nobody ever signed up for Facebook at gunpoint.Don't I know it. Zuckerberg tried that shit with me but I called his bluff. Still not on facebook to this day, baby. Same here! I never understood Facebook's appeal. This site is basically my only real "online presence". Side bonus is that it makes it nigh impossible for FormerSam to doxx me!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 12, 2018 18:31:23 GMT
I took it and was shocked to find out that I'm 30% Quarren! 🐙😱🐙
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Oct 13, 2018 19:38:15 GMT
So basically, now there is a clone of you running around in China.
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