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Post by Deleted on Oct 15, 2018 20:54:21 GMT
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Post by Nalkarj on Oct 15, 2018 20:56:11 GMT
I never would have guessed that Raptor looks so much like Andrew Scott. Wait a sec… DOXXING!
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Post by No Morpho, Only Bánh mì on Oct 15, 2018 21:32:59 GMT
Are members of the Upside Down allowed to read this message board or will the Raptor take sanctions against anyone who transgresses? We risk our heads and our honor every day. Nah, that’s just bazonkers.
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Post by Nalkarj on Oct 15, 2018 21:52:01 GMT
Once upon a time, there was an old fox with nine tails. He did not believe that his wife was faithful to him and wanted to put her to the test. He stretched himself out beneath the bench, did not move a limb, and pretended to be stone dead.
Mrs. Fox locked herself in her room, and her maid, Miss Cat, sat on the hearth and cooked.
As soon as it became known that the old fox had died, suitors began to appear. The maid heard someone knocking at the front door. She opened it, and there stood a young fox, who said:
“Art thou asleep, or art thou awake? Why dost thou weep, what dost thou make?”
She answered:
“No, I'm not asleep; yes, I am awake. I weep for my mistress, whose heart now doth ache. I’m making some supper, but now I need rest. Would you, kind sir, join in as my guest?”
“No thankee, though I’ve come by sails all the way from far-off Wales, to ask this question of thee: what may be Mrs. Fox a-doing? Thou see, I must get a-wooing.”
The maid answered: “She sits in her room, ever a-weaving, mourning and crying and weeping and grieving. My lady has cried her poor sweet eyes red, all for that old Mr. Fox now be dead.”
“Miss, prithee if thou shalt hither escort her, for I’m a young man who would well like to court her.”
“Young man, I’ll deliver the message, yes, but I knoweth not if she will acquiesce.”
The cat went upstairs and knocked on the door.
"Mrs. Fox, Mrs. Fox, are you there?"
“Yes, my dear, though I’m lost in despair.”
“My lady, there’s a fox outside, all the way from distant Wales, who well would like to court you.”
“Oh, dear Miss Cat, how are his tails? Hath he nine so-bushy tails—like the late Mr. Fox?”
“Why, no, my lady," said the cat. "He hath but only one at that."
“Then, Miss Cat, it matters not if he’s from Wales or Timbuktu. Without nine tails, my dear Miss Cat, this suitor simply will not do.”
So Miss Cat went downstairs and sent the suitor away.
Soon afterwards, there was another knock at the door.
Another fox was there who wanted to court Mrs. Fox. He had two tails, but he did not fare any better than the first one.
Then others came, each with one additional tail, but all were turned away until finally one came who had nine tails, just like old Mr. Fox.
When the widow heard that, she immediately stopped her grieving, threw off her widows’ weeds, and changed into a white wedding dress.
She spoke joyfully to the cat:
“Open up the door, open the window, rip up the floor, I’m no longer pinned, oh— just throw him out!
“Get him out! I do not care about the route that you may choose— if you need to hurl him up one of the chimney flues I do not care, just get him out!
“Take old Mr. Fox, you can weigh him down with rocks, you can stuff him in a box, you can throw him off the docks, but get him out! Get him out! Just throw out Old Mr. Fox!”
They were just about to exchange vows when Miss Cat, who was about to weigh her former master down with rocks, stuff him in a box, and throw him off the docks, saw that Mr. Fox had begun to stir. She screamed and fainted, and everyone in the wedding party turned, horrified, to see a live Mr. Fox standing there. He saw the wedding in progress, smiled wearily, and slaughtered everyone in the room.
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Post by BATouttaheck on Oct 15, 2018 23:59:35 GMT
This place is starting to look familiar:
BTW been meaning to ask for a long time … what's an MCU ?
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Post by No Morpho, Only Bánh mì on Oct 16, 2018 0:01:34 GMT
This place is starting to look familiar: BTW been meaning to ask for a long time … what's an MCU ? I think it’s a multi-colored unicorn
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Oct 16, 2018 0:05:06 GMT
BTW been meaning to ask for a long time … what's an MCU ? It's from the title of a television show: CSI: SUV: MCU on TV (ABC)
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Post by Deleted on Oct 16, 2018 4:34:34 GMT
This place is starting to look familiar: BTW been meaning to ask for a long time … what's an MCU ? I think it’s a multi-colored unicorn I made it.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 16, 2018 5:06:59 GMT
This board for the next 24 hours is practically going to be Guess Who? No need.
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Post by BATouttaheck on Oct 16, 2018 11:52:22 GMT
for what it's worth department
I always read the @weirdraptor name as weir draptor
I know what a weir is but I wonder about that draptor
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