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Post by Deleted on Oct 21, 2018 2:21:50 GMT
Only internally.
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Post by ck100 on Oct 21, 2018 3:00:38 GMT
Not unless I was looking in a mirror.
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Post by Catman on Oct 21, 2018 3:02:07 GMT
Yes. And then hid under the bed for three days.
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Post by ant-mac on Oct 21, 2018 4:27:22 GMT
All the time.
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Post by Johnny-Come-Lately on Oct 21, 2018 4:28:59 GMT
Did you ever physically assault yourself; like slapping your face while giving yourself a talking to. |
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Post by them1ghtyhumph on Oct 21, 2018 4:31:53 GMT
Of course
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Post by ant-mac on Oct 21, 2018 4:41:53 GMT
Did you ever physically assault yourself; like slapping your face while giving yourself a talking to. No, I just abuse myself under my breath...
You stupid cunt.
You stupid fuckwit.
You bloody idiot,
Dickhead!
You stupid old fart!
What did you do that for, dickhead?
Aw, shit on a stick!
Fucking idiot!
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
And so on and so forth...
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Post by Johnny-Come-Lately on Oct 21, 2018 4:43:12 GMT
Did you ever physically assault yourself; like slapping your face while giving yourself a talking to. No, I just abuse myself under my breath...
You stupid WAFFLE.
You stupid fuckwit.
You bloody idiot,
Dickhead!
You stupid old fart!
What did you do that for, dickhead?
Aw, shit on a stick!
Fucking idiot!
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
And so on and so forth...
Maybe you're a little too hard on yourself. |
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Post by ant-mac on Oct 21, 2018 4:48:21 GMT
No, I just abuse myself under my breath...
You stupid WAFFLE.
You stupid fuckwit.
You bloody idiot,
Dickhead!
You stupid old fart!
What did you do that for, dickhead?
Aw, shit on a stick!
Fucking idiot!
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
And so on and so forth...
Maybe you're a little too hard on yourself. Not at all...
In fact, I briefly considered hiring an executive assistant to take charge of dispensing abuse and punishment, be she charged too much per hour. 
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Post by Johnny-Come-Lately on Oct 21, 2018 4:51:36 GMT
Maybe you're a little too hard on yourself. Not at all...
In fact, I briefly considered hiring an executive assistant to take charge of dispensing abuse and punishment, be she charged too much per hour.
Hate to say it; it's hard hiring people nowadays willing to do the dirty jobs. |
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Post by hi224 on Oct 21, 2018 4:52:03 GMT
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Post by ant-mac on Oct 21, 2018 5:20:05 GMT
Not at all...
In fact, I briefly considered hiring an executive assistant to take charge of dispensing abuse and punishment, be she charged too much per hour.
Hate to say it; it's hard hiring people nowadays willing to do the dirty jobs. Yes, whatever happened to that puritan work ethic?  |
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Post by Johnny-Come-Lately on Oct 21, 2018 5:24:29 GMT
Hate to say it; it's hard hiring people nowadays willing to do the dirty jobs. Yes, whatever happened to that puritan work ethic? Maybe a little more significant pay bump will rope them in. |
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Post by ant-mac on Oct 21, 2018 5:30:20 GMT
Yes, whatever happened to that puritan work ethic? Maybe a little more significant pay bump will rope them in. I've offered them fresh hay on the floor of the woodshed and a bowl of gruel every day...
What more could they want?
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Post by Johnny-Come-Lately on Oct 21, 2018 5:34:54 GMT
Maybe a little more significant pay bump will rope them in. I've offered them fresh hay on the floor of the woodshed and a bowl of gruel every day...
What more could they want?
I guess the cows won't be coming home soon. Way to lowball them. |
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Post by ant-mac on Oct 21, 2018 5:37:57 GMT
I've offered them fresh hay on the floor of the woodshed and a bowl of gruel every day...
What more could they want?
I guess the cows won't be coming home soon. Way to lowball them. I can see cows out my kitchen window.
In the farm paddock across the dirt track.
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Post by Johnny-Come-Lately on Oct 21, 2018 5:44:48 GMT
I guess the cows won't be coming home soon. Way to lowball them. I can see cows out my kitchen window.
In the farm paddock across the dirt track.
They're probably better off in the open fields, roaming around. |
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Post by ant-mac on Oct 21, 2018 5:57:39 GMT
I can see cows out my kitchen window.
In the farm paddock across the dirt track.
They're probably better off in the open fields, roaming around. Except for when they need to be milked, or the weather becomes cold or stormy, or when night falls and the predators come out to hunt... |
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Post by ant-mac on Oct 21, 2018 5:58:25 GMT
Yup! "Idiot" towards myself is my main caterwaul.  You need to use your imagination and become more creative. |
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Post by ant-mac on Oct 21, 2018 6:27:06 GMT
You need to use your imagination and become more creative. Sometimes it's F<>king Idiot!  You're showing promise... |
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