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Post by President Ackbar™ on Oct 24, 2018 15:57:43 GMT
Rorschach
So basically, we're locked in here, with you! |
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Post by JudgeJuryDredd on Oct 24, 2018 16:17:37 GMT
Look at my profile pic thats the answer or maybe deadpool Punisher isn't a superhero. |
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Post by Tristan's Journal on Oct 24, 2018 16:41:52 GMT
Rorschach
So basically, we're locked in here, with you! None of you seem to understand, I have thrown away the key! Men get arrested. Dogs get put down.
Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.
Rorschach's Journal. October 23th, 2018: Dog carcasses in alley this morning, tire tread on burst raptor stomach. This board is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The threads are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and pus and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their immaturity and virginity will foam up about their waists and all the mods and fanboys will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper..."no"
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Oct 24, 2018 16:48:43 GMT
Rorschach: I heard joke once: Mon Cal goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Life seems harsh, and cruel. Says he feels all alone on threatening board. Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. The great clown - Ackbar - is on this board. Go read his posts. That should cheer you up." Mon Cal bursts into tears. "But doctor..." he says "I am Ackbar!" Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains. |
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Post by Nalkarj on Oct 24, 2018 16:59:16 GMT
I just took three different quizzes for this thread; two gave me Batman and one Superman, so do with that what you will.
I’d say that I have Supes’s values but Bats’s interests, if that makes sense.
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Post by James on Oct 24, 2018 21:50:21 GMT
Captain America because he has less to stress about. Think about it...
Spider-Man struggles with school, Batman is just depressing sometimes especially when mourning the death of his parents, Iron Man also his parents while also having the stress of being a multi billionaire. Superman is always dependent on others to save, and Hulk has anger that is uncontrollable.
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Post by thenewnexus on Oct 25, 2018 0:26:39 GMT
Look at my profile pic thats the answer or maybe deadpool Punisher isn't a superhero. He fights crime yeah hes a hero |
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Post by JudgeJuryDredd on Oct 25, 2018 1:27:32 GMT
Punisher isn't a superhero. He fights crime yeah hes a hero Correction, he's an ANTI-hero. He takes the law in his own hands and acts as judge, jury, and executioner whenever and however he pleases. His methodology is way too extreme and unorthodox for most other characters that's why most other heroes, super or otherwise, in the Marvel universe don't want anything to do with him. He has no superpowers either, so that doesn't make him a superhero. |
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Post by DC-Fan on Oct 25, 2018 4:16:39 GMT
He fights crime yeah hes a hero Correction, he's an ANTI-hero. He takes the law in his own hands Technically, all superheroes take the law into their own hands. He has no superpowers either Neither do Tony Stark, Natasha Romanov, and Clint Barton. So they're not superheroes either? |
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Post by JudgeJuryDredd on Oct 25, 2018 5:45:49 GMT
Correction, he's an ANTI-hero. He takes the law in his own hands Technically, all superheroes take the law into their own hands. He has no superpowers either Neither do Tony Stark, Natasha Romanov, and Clint Barton. So they're not superheroes either? You left out where I described Castle's approach to crime fighting - which separates him from every other Marvel hero and explains why very few really want to get involved with him. Castle does not aspire to be a role model to anybody or believes in the justice system, he has almost no rules to abide by. He might get along with some actual superheroes if he crosses paths with them, but in no way would he want to try to emulate them or be associated with them. Tony Stark is a lot smarter than your average person; he can build robotic armor with a box of scraps and can work almost anything into a solution for a problem. He is worth billions, and has endless supplies of resources at his belt. His technological advancements with his suits of armor allow him to travel beyond the stars, survive harsh conditions, take all kinds of firepower and fantastic energy, and give him enough strength to hold up a car and punch through a solid concrete wall. He is a superhero. Black Widow and Hawkeye have peak human capabilities because of the years of intensive training which taught them how to survive the harshest of conditions and to handle themselves against the most fantastic and strongest of forces, they also use specialized high-tech in the field. Though they're still human they're special training and experience qualifies them as superheroes. Frank Castle however is a well-trained soldier who is not in possession of peak human abilities and rarely ever use fantastic weaponry and gadgets to help stop a criminal. Castle also does not really go after criminals who are fantastic in nature and much prefers going after much more standard, bland criminals. He is an anti-hero. |
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Post by DC-Fan on Oct 25, 2018 6:18:40 GMT
Castle does not aspire to be a role model to anybody or believes in the justice system And Steve Rogers doesn't believe in the justice system either. That's why he refuses to bring Bucky in to stand trial for killing the Starks. And Natasha Romanov doesn't believe in the justice sytem either. That's why she told Congress that the government can't arrest her because she's an Avenger and since the Avengers are more powerful than the rest of hte people, the Avengers don't have to answer to the people. Tony Stark is a lot smarter than your average person Tony Stark is much dumber than the average person. No averge person I know of has ever gone on TV and announced their home address to the whole world. It's as dumb as going on TV and announcing your social security number and credit card numbers to the whole world. So is Donald Trump. So you're saying that Donald Trump is a superhero? Black Widow and Hawkeye have peak human capabilities because of the years of intensive training which taught them how to survive the harshest of conditions and to handle themselves against the most fantastic and strongest of forces, they also use specialized high-tech in the field. Though they're still human they're special training and experience qualifies them as superheroes. Frank Castle however is a well-trained soldier who is not in possession of peak human abilities and rarely ever use fantastic weaponry and gadgets to help stop a criminal. Castle also does not really go after criminals who are fantastic in nature and much prefers going after much more standard, bland criminals. He is an anti-hero. So intensive training to survive the harshest of conditions, specialized high-tech gadgets, and going after criminals who are fantastic in nature are the qualifications for being a superhero? So James Bond is a superhero? |
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Post by JudgeJuryDredd on Oct 25, 2018 7:28:38 GMT
Castle does not aspire to be a role model to anybody or believes in the justice system And Steve Rogers doesn't believe in the justice system either. That's why he refuses to bring Bucky in to stand trial for killing the Starks. And Natasha Romanov doesn't believe in the justice sytem either. That's why she told Congress that the government can't arrest her because she's an Avenger and since the Avengers are more powerful than the rest of hte people, the Avengers don't have to answer to the people. Tony Stark is a lot smarter than your average person Tony Stark is much dumber than the average person. No averge person I know of has ever gone on TV and announced their home address to the whole world. It's as dumb as going on TV and announcing your social security number and credit card numbers to the whole world. So is Donald Trump. So you're saying that Donald Trump is a superhero? Black Widow and Hawkeye have peak human capabilities because of the years of intensive training which taught them how to survive the harshest of conditions and to handle themselves against the most fantastic and strongest of forces, they also use specialized high-tech in the field. Though they're still human they're special training and experience qualifies them as superheroes. Frank Castle however is a well-trained soldier who is not in possession of peak human abilities and rarely ever use fantastic weaponry and gadgets to help stop a criminal. Castle also does not really go after criminals who are fantastic in nature and much prefers going after much more standard, bland criminals. He is an anti-hero. So intensive training to survive the harshest of conditions, specialized high-tech gadgets, and going after criminals who are fantastic in nature are the qualifications for being a superhero? So James Bond is a superhero?  zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...Same old same old, not going to fall into that endless trap of yours, not in the mood. |
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Post by Vassaggo on Oct 25, 2018 9:36:29 GMT
Ozymandias. History Buff, Art Lover, Slightly Narcissist(me not him he is extremely so). Businessmen that was successful. I think I know what's right for others around me. Ultimately, my help usually works for a bit, but ultimately fails. I'm a fixer. I want everyone to get along. I tend bring people together. (I'm the guy that connects 4-5 circles of friends.) I have contempt for most of humanity, but I also love my fellow man.
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Post by Hauntedknight87 on Oct 25, 2018 9:40:01 GMT
There's definitely some interesting picks in this thread.
Nice variety everyone!
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Post by No Morpho, Only Bánh mì on Oct 25, 2018 11:44:11 GMT
Correction, he's an ANTI-hero. He takes the law in his own hands Technically, all superheroes take the law into their own hands. Right, in the words of the great Tony Stark, and his murderous son...  |
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Post by thenewnexus on Oct 25, 2018 18:28:10 GMT
He fights crime yeah hes a hero Correction, he's an ANTI-hero. He takes the law in his own hands and acts as judge, jury, and executioner whenever and however he pleases. His methodology is way too extreme and unorthodox for most other characters that's why most other heroes, super or otherwise, in the Marvel universe don't want anything to do with him. He has no superpowers either, so that doesn't make him a superhero. Half the avengers aren't super human.like DC fan said they have done questionable things |
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Post by JudgeJuryDredd on Oct 25, 2018 20:27:23 GMT
Correction, he's an ANTI-hero. He takes the law in his own hands and acts as judge, jury, and executioner whenever and however he pleases. His methodology is way too extreme and unorthodox for most other characters that's why most other heroes, super or otherwise, in the Marvel universe don't want anything to do with him. He has no superpowers either, so that doesn't make him a superhero. Half the avengers aren't super human.like DC fan said they have done questionable things Actually most Avengers are super human or are intergalactic, the very small number( definitely not half as you claim) of them who aren't possessive of super powers still display peak human capabilities very few can do and are in possession of scientific equipment which presents fantastic possibilities to stop acts of crime - because they use said scientific equipment with fantastic displays of power and strength when needed they do qualify as superheroes. Frank Castle is a well-trained soldier but not on the level of a SHIELD or SWORD agent, nor is he too fond of using specialized technology to handle crime in his own way - he much prefers using standard weaponry anybody could use. He is a hero, but not qualifiable as a super hero. The difference is that the Avengers who have made questionable actions in the past still try to retain the heroic code they established for themselves earlier on in their careers. They still follow a specific methodology in their crime fighting which is much more tame and well thought-out compared to how Castle does things. The discussion between Castle and Murdock on the rooftop in season two of Daredevil perfectly illustrates how much different Castle is compared to everyone else and why he'd never willingly be allowed to join any super group and why he'd never aspire to be called a hero by anybody, and he much prefers handling much more human foes as opposed to supers. |
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Post by ThatGuy on Oct 25, 2018 22:04:18 GMT
Castle does not aspire to be a role model to anybody or believes in the justice system And Steve Rogers doesn't believe in the justice system either. That's why he refuses to bring Bucky in to stand trial for killing the Starks. And Natasha Romanov doesn't believe in the justice sytem either. That's why she told Congress that the government can't arrest her because she's an Avenger and since the Avengers are more powerful than the rest of hte people, the Avengers don't have to answer to the people. Tony Stark is a lot smarter than your average person Tony Stark is much dumber than the average person. No averge person I know of has ever gone on TV and announced their home address to the whole world. It's as dumb as going on TV and announcing your social security number and credit card numbers to the whole world. So is Donald Trump. So you're saying that Donald Trump is a superhero? Black Widow and Hawkeye have peak human capabilities because of the years of intensive training which taught them how to survive the harshest of conditions and to handle themselves against the most fantastic and strongest of forces, they also use specialized high-tech in the field. Though they're still human they're special training and experience qualifies them as superheroes. Frank Castle however is a well-trained soldier who is not in possession of peak human abilities and rarely ever use fantastic weaponry and gadgets to help stop a criminal. Castle also does not really go after criminals who are fantastic in nature and much prefers going after much more standard, bland criminals. He is an anti-hero. So intensive training to survive the harshest of conditions, specialized high-tech gadgets, and going after criminals who are fantastic in nature are the qualifications for being a superhero? So James Bond is a superhero? Wasn't the cops looking for Batman? Didn't Superman, instead of bringing him in, asked him to help look for his mommy?
Never mind. That is off topic. Just needed to put that out there.
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Post by DC-Fan on Oct 26, 2018 5:18:37 GMT
And Steve Rogers doesn't believe in the justice system either. That's why he refuses to bring Bucky in to stand trial for killing the Starks. And Natasha Romanov doesn't believe in the justice sytem either. That's why she told Congress that the government can't arrest her because she's an Avenger and since the Avengers are more powerful than the rest of hte people, the Avengers don't have to answer to the people. Tony Stark is much dumber than the average person. No averge person I know of has ever gone on TV and announced their home address to the whole world. It's as dumb as going on TV and announcing your social security number and credit card numbers to the whole world. So is Donald Trump. So you're saying that Donald Trump is a superhero? So intensive training to survive the harshest of conditions, specialized high-tech gadgets, and going after criminals who are fantastic in nature are the qualifications for being a superhero? So James Bond is a superhero? Wasn't the cops looking for Batman? Didn't Superman, instead of bringing him in, asked him to help look for his mommy?
There wasn't any warrant for Batman's arrest like there was for Bucky. It was just 1 rookie cop who didn't know Batman was helping the GCPD and the rookie cop got trigger-happy, but his partner made him stand down because his partner knew Batman was helping the GCPD. |
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Post by scabab on Oct 26, 2018 5:33:19 GMT
I wonder if Hawkeye would be classed as super human.
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...Same old same old, not going to fall into that endless trap of yours, not in the mood. 
