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Post by Salzmank on Nov 4, 2018 22:38:04 GMT
These are some pretty awful riddles… Anyone know some better ones? We used to have a riddle thread, but it kind of went dry after a while.
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Post by BATouttaheck on Nov 4, 2018 23:54:07 GMT
I READ STOLE AN ABSOLUTLY awful RIDDLE TODAY … Q. Why can't dinosaurs talk ? A. Because they are DEAD !
Warned ya it was awful !  edited to share the blame / credit |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 5, 2018 0:30:20 GMT
I READ AN ABSOLUTLY awful RIDDLE TODAY … Q. Why can't dinosaurs talk ? A. Because they are DEAD !
Warned ya it was awful ! well they just can't talk. They roar instead. |
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Post by Spooky Ghost Ackbar on Nov 5, 2018 17:59:00 GMT
STAR WARS riddles... For the Death Star plans, thousands die, but only hairy dog faced spies... Bothans Purple, blue, green and red Don't lower your defense, you'll end up dead! lightsaber What's red in white, with yellow eyes? Take evasive action! A trap he spies! Chewbacca! ...Wait. No. That doesn't sound right... |
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Post by Catman 猫的主人 on Nov 5, 2018 19:01:57 GMT
Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was a bad boy and deserved every bit of the punishment he received. |
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Post by lenlenlen1 on Nov 5, 2018 19:06:47 GMT
Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was a bad boy and deserved every bit of the punishment he received. So the Palls cat could tell what time it was?
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Post by lenlenlen1 on Nov 5, 2018 19:08:18 GMT
What red, white, and black and blue all over?
A penguin falling down a stairwell. Sorry. That's awful. |
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Post by Admin on Nov 5, 2018 20:32:22 GMT
A termite walks into a bar and says, "Excuse me, where is the bartender?" |
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Post by mszanadu on Nov 6, 2018 4:55:30 GMT
I'm not very good with riddles but I do find these
TV Commercials of Bad Quotes very amusing   .
Thanks so much Salzmank for your subject post  .
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Post by ant-mac on Nov 6, 2018 5:06:01 GMT
Your friend is imprisoned in an air-tight cage. There are two buttons, labelled 1 and 2. One means instant freedom, one means instant death.
Your friend is guarded by two robots. A and B. One is programmed to always tell the truth and one is programmed to always tell a lie.
You can ask one robot one question. How do you find out which switch will release your friend?
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Post by koskiewicz on Nov 6, 2018 14:17:06 GMT
Here's a conundrum:
3 men walk into a hotel. All go to sign in. The proprietor informs them that rooms are $10 per night. All 3 sign in and pay $10. The guy behind the counter tells the men that he will have his bellhop bring their luggage to their rooms. The bellhop shows up and the prop gives the bellhop 5 one dollar bills and tells him he overcharged the men and the $5 is meant as a refund. Puzzled the bellhop scratches his head and wonders how to return $5 to the 3 men equally. He decides to give each man a $1 refund and he will keep the other $2 for his tip for bringing their luggage.
So, if each man gets a $1 refund, that means that each man paid $9 for their room. 3 x $9 = $27. The bellhop kept $2. that's $29. what happened to the other $1?
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