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goz Revered Member @goz Posts: 22,966	Want a laugh? Nov 7, 2018 20:28:20 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by goz on Nov 7, 2018 20:28:20 GMT tinyurl.com/ybsgfkyw The funniest part is in the comments at the bottom!

Arlon10 Elite Member What's a status? @arlon10 Posts: 9,072	Want a laugh? Nov 7, 2018 21:09:29 GMT Cooper, the Golden Retriever and maya55555 like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Arlon10 on Nov 7, 2018 21:09:29 GMT Someone called you "mature," and you wanted to prove them wrong?
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lowtacks86 Elite Member @lowtacks86 Posts: 9,667 Member is Online	Want a laugh? Nov 7, 2018 21:14:44 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by lowtacks86 on Nov 7, 2018 21:14:44 GMT He probably learned that trick from Ted Haggard

goz Revered Member @goz Posts: 22,966	Want a laugh? Nov 7, 2018 21:22:15 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by goz on Nov 7, 2018 21:22:15 GMT Nov 7, 2018 21:14:44 GMT lowtacks86 said: He probably learned that trick from Ted Haggard ….maybe the Catholic Bishop 'handbook'?

Isapop Revered Member @isapop Posts: 13,107	Want a laugh? Nov 7, 2018 21:29:50 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Isapop on Nov 7, 2018 21:29:50 GMT I remember this bishop. President Trump wanted to appoint him White House Chaplain, but Chief of Staff Kelly nixed the idea.

mikef6 Elite Member @mikef6 Posts: 8,900	Want a laugh? Nov 8, 2018 0:13:44 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by mikef6 on Nov 8, 2018 0:13:44 GMT I heard about wanting to "make it big" but I though that was about ambition, not this.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 8, 2018 3:15:40 GMT

....make men’s penises larger by massaging them with his hands

This is some revelation? Been working for me for years, especially in the shower... the more I wash, the more I have to wash.

In August he was filmed whipping teenagers while accusing them of being sexually promiscuous

Ain't religion grand?

‘What do you want that I can’t offer? If you want big buttocks I can do it for you. If you want big breasts, I can help. If you have a small manhood, I can change them all when I come to the spiritual realm.’

"Hey, you wanna bigger dick, tits, and ass? I got ya covered... but if you use 'em, I'm gonna beat the hell outta ya, SINNER!"

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maya55555 Elite Member "A STITCH IN TIME SAVES YOUR EMBARRASSMENT." RIP PENNY LOBELLO @maya55555 Posts: 8,727	Want a laugh? Nov 9, 2018 20:57:49 GMT The Herald Erjen likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by maya55555 on Nov 9, 2018 20:57:49 GMT gozzy You are obsessed. Even your moth seems to be saying no to you.

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After the mohel cuts off the foreskin, he uses his mouth – oral suction, rather than say a sponge - to effectively clear the wound on the baby's penis of blood, lest it clot and decay.

As for where it arose, metzitzah b'peh is a time-honored tradition codified in the most important Jewish scripts, much like circumcision itself....

We first encounter the practice in the Mishnah, the first compendium of laws of rabbinic Judaism (c. 200 CE): “We perform all the requirements of circumcision on the Sabbath: We circumcise, uncover, suck, and place a compress with cumin on it” (Sabbath 19b).

The critical word here is the Hebrew word for suck: metzitzah.

www.haaretz.com/jewish/.premium-what-is-oral-suction-circumcision-1.5311796

I understand that most Muslims typically don't perform circumcision on babies, but instead wait until the boys are older, like age 7, or in some cases even at puberty. Do they also believe in the oral suction method?

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thefleetsin Senior Member @thefleetsin Posts: 3,698	Want a laugh? Nov 9, 2018 21:30:25 GMT Eλευθερί likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by thefleetsin on Nov 9, 2018 21:30:25 GMT doing the lords work is hard. LOLOLOL or is it doing the lords work makes you hard? i furget.

Eλευθερί Senior Member @eleutheri Posts: 3,500	Want a laugh? Nov 9, 2018 21:30:58 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Eλευθερί on Nov 9, 2018 21:30:58 GMT Nov 7, 2018 20:28:20 GMT goz said: tinyurl.com/ybsgfkyw The funniest part is in the comments at the bottom! They need to check out whether the bishop has a woody during these events.
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The Herald Erjen Revered Member @theheralderjen Posts: 22,303	Want a laugh? Nov 10, 2018 9:13:56 GMT maya55555 likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Herald Erjen on Nov 10, 2018 9:13:56 GMT

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