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Post by Deleted on Nov 15, 2018 0:59:24 GMT
That's just what he tells the girls.  Yeah, but he ended up with Linda Kozlowski; not bad, he must've done something right! I can't dance, either, and wish I could. It was all my father's fault. He was Southern Baptist, a very straight-laced sect, and dancing was not allowed, not even ballet classes. So, throughout my clumsy life, I've jokingly blamed Dad. But he did make up for it by buying me a horse! He still had an ulterior motive; keeping me away from teenage boys, who were not to be trusted. He was a pretty smart dad! Your dad didn't look like John Lithgow, did he?  |
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Post by rachelcarson1953 on Nov 15, 2018 1:08:12 GMT
Yeah, but he ended up with Linda Kozlowski; not bad, he must've done something right! I can't dance, either, and wish I could. It was all my father's fault. He was Southern Baptist, a very straight-laced sect, and dancing was not allowed, not even ballet classes. So, throughout my clumsy life, I've jokingly blamed Dad. But he did make up for it by buying me a horse! He still had an ulterior motive; keeping me away from teenage boys, who were not to be trusted. He was a pretty smart dad! Your dad didn't look like John Lithgow, did he? LOL! Yeah, kinda, but there was no Kevin Bacon out at the barn I rode at... damn! |
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Post by lenlenlen1 on Nov 15, 2018 15:19:23 GMT
lenlenlen1 and ant-mac , are you two boys having fun, LOL? Another lesson learned on this board; boys will be boys!  Well I call it having fun, but I think he has lonely, isolated, outback tourist murder on the mind. To each his own I suppose...
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Post by lenlenlen1 on Nov 15, 2018 15:24:36 GMT
Oh, so that was you?
I'm sorry to tell you this, but that wasn't my nose...
That explains the aftertaste. 
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Post by lenlenlen1 on Nov 15, 2018 15:26:14 GMT
Catman has learned that many people on this forum are sweet while some are bitter. That's right. While you're not paying attention, Catman sneaks through the internet and licks your nose. Oh, so that was you?
I'm sorry to tell you this, but that wasn't my nose...
Aaaaaannnnnntttt!!! Did you put your ass up against the computer screen again?!? Jeeesus!
(They call that a moon landing, you know? LMAO!)
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Post by lenlenlen1 on Nov 15, 2018 15:29:11 GMT
lenlenlen1 and ant-mac , are you two boys having fun, LOL? Another lesson learned on this board; boys will be boys! Nice move … distract 'em a second and they forget what they were goin' on about ! Distract HIM so I can run away! I'm getting serious vibes of this guy:
LOL! I kid. Ant-mac is the man! (But I aint going to the outback to visit him!)
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Post by rachelcarson1953 on Nov 15, 2018 16:19:03 GMT
lenlenlen1 and ant-mac , are you two boys having fun, LOL? Another lesson learned on this board; boys will be boys! Nice move … distract 'em a second and they forget what they were goin' on about ! Distract HIM so I can run away! I'm getting serious vibes of this guy:
LOL! I kid. Ant-mac is the man! (But I aint going to the outback to visit him!)
Oh, d-d-dear, wasn't Ant-mac's avatar in "Deliverance"?  |
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Post by ant-mac on Nov 15, 2018 16:48:15 GMT
Distract HIM so I can run away! I'm getting serious vibes of this guy:
LOL! I kid. Ant-mac is the man! (But I aint going to the outback to visit him!)
Oh, d-d-dear, wasn't Ant-mac's avatar in "Deliverance"? Technically yes, but he was one of the "good" guys.
And he didn't go anywhere near those duelling banjos...
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Post by ant-mac on Nov 15, 2018 16:49:36 GMT
Oh, so that was you?
I'm sorry to tell you this, but that wasn't my nose...
Aaaaaannnnnntttt!!! Did you put your ass up against the computer screen again?!? Jeeesus!
(They call that a moon landing, you know? LMAO!)
I'm afraid you have the situation backwards around...  |
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Post by ant-mac on Nov 15, 2018 16:54:08 GMT
lenlenlen1 and ant-mac , are you two boys having fun, LOL? Another lesson learned on this board; boys will be boys! Nice move … distract 'em a second and they forget what they were goin' on about ! Distract HIM so I can run away! I'm getting serious vibes of this guy:
LOL! I kid. Ant-mac is the man! (But I aint going to the outback to visit him!)
Backing out of the outback, are you?
A vast, remote area of the Australian outback is called the "Never Never"...
Would you like to know why?
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Post by lenlenlen1 on Nov 15, 2018 16:54:32 GMT
Distract HIM so I can run away! I'm getting serious vibes of this guy:
LOL! I kid. Ant-mac is the man! (But I aint going to the outback to visit him!)
Oh, d-d-dear, wasn't Ant-mac's avatar in "Deliverance"? 
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Post by lenlenlen1 on Nov 15, 2018 16:55:58 GMT
Distract HIM so I can run away! I'm getting serious vibes of this guy:
LOL! I kid. Ant-mac is the man! (But I aint going to the outback to visit him!)
Backing out of the outback, are you?
A vast, remote area of the Australian outback is called the "Never Never"...
Would you like to know why?
Wait, let me guess... let me guess... tons of murdered American tourists?!  |
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Post by ant-mac on Nov 15, 2018 17:20:03 GMT
Backing out of the outback, are you?
A vast, remote area of the Australian outback is called the "Never Never"...
Would you like to know why?
Wait, let me guess... let me guess... tons of murdered American tourists?! Not exactly... |
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Post by lenlenlen1 on Nov 15, 2018 17:42:55 GMT
Wait, let me guess... let me guess... tons of murdered American tourists?! Not exactly... "Out on the wastes of the Never Never... That's where the dead men lie! There where the heat waves dance forever. That's where the dead men lie!"
...Yeah, that's not creepy at all...
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Post by ant-mac on Nov 15, 2018 17:50:23 GMT
"Out on the wastes of the Never Never... That's where the dead men lie! There where the heat waves dance forever. That's where the dead men lie!"
...Yeah, that's not creepy at all...
You're certainly in the right neighbourhood.
Basically, it's called the Never Never because you should never never go because if you do, you'll never never come back.
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Post by lenlenlen1 on Nov 15, 2018 17:54:45 GMT
"Out on the wastes of the Never Never... That's where the dead men lie! There where the heat waves dance forever. That's where the dead men lie!"
...Yeah, that's not creepy at all...
You're certainly in the right neighbourhood.
Basically, it's called the Never Never because you should never never go because if you do, you'll never never come back.
And since I cant climb Uluru I don't know if I would go. Seems like a lot of trouble to not be able to do the one thing that's truly awesome about the place. |
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Post by ant-mac on Nov 15, 2018 18:22:28 GMT
You're certainly in the right neighbourhood.
Basically, it's called the Never Never because you should never never go because if you do, you'll never never come back.
And since I cant climb Uluru I don't know if I would go. Seems like a lot of trouble to not be able to do the one thing that's truly awesome about the place. I think you can, but it's frowned upon.
Personally, I would.
Not because I want to, but because of the obscene prices that are charged to visit a place in the middle of fucking nowhere that's swarming with blowflies and all sorts of creepy crawlies. Greedy bastards.
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Post by lenlenlen1 on Nov 15, 2018 19:06:34 GMT
And since I cant climb Uluru I don't know if I would go. Seems like a lot of trouble to not be able to do the one thing that's truly awesome about the place. I think you can, but it's frowned upon.
Personally, I would.
Not because I want to, but because of the obscene prices that are charged to visit a place in the middle of fucking nowhere that's swarming with blowflies and all sorts of creepy crawlies. Greedy bastards.
They said in October of 2019 it will officially be banned. Boooo. |
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Post by ant-mac on Nov 15, 2018 19:12:46 GMT
I think you can, but it's frowned upon.
Personally, I would.
Not because I want to, but because of the obscene prices that are charged to visit a place in the middle of fucking nowhere that's swarming with blowflies and all sorts of creepy crawlies. Greedy bastards.
They said in October of 2019 it will officially be banned. Boooo. I've heard one thing, then another and later on, yet another.
Personally, I've got to the stage where I don't give a fuck anymore.
I just go along and do my own thing.
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Post by lenlenlen1 on Nov 15, 2018 19:17:26 GMT
They said in October of 2019 it will officially be banned. Boooo. I've heard one thing, then another and later on, yet another.
Personally, I've got to the stage where I don't give a fuck anymore.
I just go along and do my own thing.
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