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Post by Liberal-Fondue-Party on Nov 13, 2018 21:51:28 GMT
This has been a belief in fundamentalist circles for years--like, since yoga started becoming popular decades ago. Well he is partially right, yoga pants are a succubus temptress's secret weapon, be gone demons! |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 13, 2018 21:52:50 GMT
In other news, computers don't require an entire room for storage, Zaire changed its name and Star Search is how talented folks can become celebrities. This is only one of the multitude of reasons you two are idiot trumphumpers... your tenuous relationship with the English language this is where winter shits on the board, knocks over the pieces, prances around in some shameful pseudo-triumphant delusion, and claims I'm an idiot |
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Post by Xeliou66 on Nov 13, 2018 21:58:22 GMT
Religion is absolute insanity, and anyone who lets this halfwit fascist loon preacher tell them what to do is a fucking spineless brainwashed moron. I mean how do people actually believe this shit? Humans are delusional sheep. And yet half the country bought into the lie that Hillary actually gives a fuck about them! I don’t like Shillary either, but what the fuck does she have to do with this discussion? NOTHING!! |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 13, 2018 22:15:32 GMT
In other news, computers don't require an entire room for storage, Zaire changed its name and Star Search is how talented folks can become celebrities. This is only one of the multitude of reasons you two are idiot trumphumpers... your tenuous relationship with the English language this is where winter shits on the board, knocks over the pieces, prances around in some shameful pseudo-triumphant delusion, and claims I'm an idiot And you should sue for the rights to the phrase, "Jump to Conclusions," because clearly you own it. I wasn't referring to this particular story, dickless. I was referring to the fact that pastors have been warning their congregations to stay away from yoga since yoga got popular, i.e., this is the ten thousandth pastor to do this, i.e., it is "nothing new." If I had been referring to the 2016 report, why in the blue fuck would I mention things that all happened OVER A DECADE AGO? Fuckin' idiot. |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 13, 2018 22:19:24 GMT
-which has a congregation of about 10,500, according to a 2016 report-This is only one of the multitude of reasons you two are idiot trumphumpers... your tenuous relationship with the English language this is where winter shits on the board, knocks over the pieces, prances around in some shameful pseudo-triumphant delusion, and claims I'm an idiot And you should sue for the rights to the phrase, "Jump to Conclusions," because clearly you own it. I wasn't referring to this particular story, dickless. I was referring to the fact that pastors have been warning their congregations to stay away from yoga since yoga got popular, i.e., this is the ten thousandth pastor to do this, i.e., it is "nothing new." If I had been referring to the 2016 report, why in the blue fuck would I mention things that all happened OVER A DECADE AGO? Fuckin' idiot. And he even quoted the white text. Delicious. |
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Post by Toy-Cannon on Nov 13, 2018 22:20:09 GMT
And don't eat yogurt either - it's full of demonic bacteria! And Yogi Bear. He worships picnic baskets. |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 13, 2018 22:24:21 GMT
And you should sue for the rights to the phrase, "Jump to Conclusions," because clearly you own it. I wasn't referring to this particular story, dickless. I was referring to the fact that pastors have been warning their congregations to stay away from yoga since yoga got popular, i.e., this is the ten thousandth pastor to do this, i.e., it is "nothing new." If I had been referring to the 2016 report, why in the blue fuck would I mention things that all happened OVER A DECADE AGO? Fuckin' idiot. And he even quoted the white text. Delicious. I quoted your erroneous assumption, dipshit. I didn't even read your article. I didn't have to. Half the "funny/weird news" items that you morons post on this site each day have already been covered by the radio station I listen to on my drive into work. I had heard this exact story on my way in and I said the same thing to myself that I'm saying to you now: "Don't these fucking idiots know this shit has been happening for over 10 years?" FFS, Eddy, your intellect is constantly thwarted by your eagerness to say something negative. Your poor brain must just be like, "Damn it, this fuckin' personality I'm tied to makes life so difficult sometimes." |
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Post by GoodbyePorkPieHat on Nov 13, 2018 22:29:12 GMT
And Yogi Berra - obviously possessed.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 13, 2018 22:32:28 GMT
And he even quoted the white text. Delicious. I quoted your erroneous assumption, dipshit. And the hidden text... this is great. ^^^ irony ^^^ |
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Post by ᵗʰᵉᵃᵘˣᵖʰᵒᵘ on Nov 13, 2018 22:34:54 GMT
DON'T MESS WITH THE DEVIL, MAN!!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 13, 2018 22:37:40 GMT
I quoted your erroneous assumption, dipshit. And the hidden text... this is great. ^^^ irony ^^^I have no idea what you are talking about right now. I actually know exactly what Eddy is talking about, but it's fun to make him think his little white font treatment can hide his remarkable mistake in this thread. |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 13, 2018 22:57:59 GMT
This is a very common belief in fundamentalist churches. I used to go to an AOG church, so this is not at all a surprise. Yep, that was the point I was making in my original post in the thread. I haven't attended church on the reg since around 2007 and guess what? They were reminding us of the over-zealous, over-stated, exaggerated truth about Yoga's origin back then and had been for years. Paranoid and misguided though the advice was, technically, from a Christian perspective, Yoga does, indeed, have demonic origin. |
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Post by goz on Nov 13, 2018 23:07:56 GMT
This is a very common belief in fundamentalist churches. I used to go to an AOG church, so this is not at all a surprise. Yep, that was the point I was making in my original post in the thread. I haven't attended church on the reg since around 2007 and guess what? They were reminding us of the over-zealous, over-stated, exaggerated truth about Yoga's origin back then and had been for years. Paranoid and misguided though the advice was, technically, from a Christian perspective, Yoga does, indeed, have demonic origin.Please explain. |
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Post by Jaguar on Nov 13, 2018 23:09:11 GMT
10,500 registered parishioners makes a "mega Church"? Who knew!! Do you approve of what he's preaching? I don't care how it's defined or who defines it. It doesn't change the validity of what I said. As far as his preaching goes, I don't approve. I don't disapprove. I don't care. Why do you care? How does it affect you? And before you say something dumb like "these people vote", so do democrats and other liberals who literally vote to steal my money and take away my rights so you better come up with a better answer. |
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Post by Jaguar on Nov 13, 2018 23:12:20 GMT
And yet half the country bought into the lie that Hillary actually gives a fuck about them! I don’t like Shillary either, but what the fuck does she have to do with this discussion? NOTHING!! what it has to do with it is that the inference was that these people are lacking in a meaningful way because they MIGHT buy into what this minister was saying and I'm saying that millions WERE believers that a crooked, lying, hypocritical, rapist supporting, disgusting politician, genuinely had their best interests at heart. |
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Post by sublime92 on Nov 13, 2018 23:23:25 GMT
Any beheadings by da cons yet?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 13, 2018 23:36:07 GMT
Yep, that was the point I was making in my original post in the thread. I haven't attended church on the reg since around 2007 and guess what? They were reminding us of the over-zealous, over-stated, exaggerated truth about Yoga's origin back then and had been for years. Paranoid and misguided though the advice was, technically, from a Christian perspective, Yoga does, indeed, have demonic origin.Please explain. As a simple statement of reason (from a biblical perspective, mind you), anything that is not "of God" originates in the demonic realm. (It's important to note here that the earth is considered a demonic realm.) So especially as it pertains to religion/philosophy, any "path" that doesn't jibe with the biblical path is "false" and has its origin in the demonic realm. Since yoga (at its origin) both a.) claims to be spiritual and b.) is derived from Hinduism, and since any spirituality that isn't godly is, by default, demonic, and, likewise, since any religion that isn't "true" is demonic, then yoga has demonic origin. Or, as a short, Christian philosophic statement, all false religions have demonic origin. I could make this post really long (I don't want to do that), so I'm not going to cite any of these examples. If you don't believe I am accurate in any of this, please, feel free to research it as I have done. But there are plenty of examples of specific false religions being specifically attributed to demons as their originators. For instance, Ashteroth, Baal and Molech are all gods of ancient religions that dominated Middle Eastern tribes. They are also names attributed to demons in apocryphal scriptures and other various historical and occult books. Further, the Bible attributes actual spiritual power and miracles to the followers of false religions. According to the Bible's logic, this can only mean that those powers come from demons. And so I know that referencing ancient tribal religions sounds a bit stretchy to linking more modern, mainstream religions and cults, but, for example, The Bible claims there is only one God. Hinduism teaches that there are multiple gods. According to the Bible, this is a lie. Lies do not originate with God. They originate with demons. Ipso facto. Or, for instance, Muhammed's (Joseph Smith's for that matter) claim of a miraculous meeting with an angel which inspired his holy book cannot be "godly," per the Bible, thus, if either religious leader's testimony is to be believed (and I do believe them) then the angelic presence they encountered was a fallen angel, a.k.a. demon. |
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Post by Heretic on Nov 13, 2018 23:36:27 GMT
Yep, that was the point I was making in my original post in the thread. I haven't attended church on the reg since around 2007 and guess what? They were reminding us of the over-zealous, over-stated, exaggerated truth about Yoga's origin back then and had been for years. Paranoid and misguided though the advice was, technically, from a Christian perspective, Yoga does, indeed, have demonic origin.Please explain. Is there any link between the pagan practice of Hinduism and yoga? Yes or no? What are the origins of yoga? It is clear that yoga, especially if focusing on the spiritual side, has pagan beliefs. If you look at what he said, particularly about certain poses in Hindi prasing gods, this is pretty straight forward. He didn't say it always is involved in mysticism. Thi I hispersonl brief, sorted by history, and he has every right to it. Islam often forbids yoga for the same reasons. |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 13, 2018 23:41:13 GMT
Is there any link between the pagan practice of Hinduism and yoga? Yes or no? What are the origins of yoga? It is clear that yoga, especially if focusing on the spiritual side, has pagan beliefs. If you look at what he said, particularly about certain poses in Hindi prasing gods, this is pretty straight forward. He didn't say it always is involved in mysticism. Thi I hispersonl brief, sorted by history, and he has every right to it. Islam often forbids yoga for the same reasons. Many Christian holy days and practices have pagan roots. |
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Post by Dirty Santa PaulsLaugh on Nov 13, 2018 23:44:27 GMT
And don't eat yogurt either - it's full of demonic bacteria! And Yogi Bear. He worships picnic baskets. But Yogi is smarter than the average bear. |
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