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Post by No Morpho, Only Bánh mì on Nov 18, 2018 17:16:55 GMT
12 pages later, Still waiting on this... I was bluffing! Quick! Help me think of some Ackbar jokes!!!!!1 What do you call an Ackbar who spends too long at the spa? Calamari Steamed Buns
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Post by Deleted on Nov 18, 2018 17:18:44 GMT
I was bluffing! Quick! Help me think of some Ackbar jokes!!!!!1 What do you call an Ackbar who spends too long at the spa? Calamari Steamed Buns BRILLIANT!!!7
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Post by Deleted on Nov 18, 2018 17:23:56 GMT
A man walks into an Ackbar Bartender says: It's a trap!
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Post by No Morpho, Only Bánh mì on Nov 18, 2018 17:24:24 GMT
What do you call an Ackbar who spends too long at the spa? Calamari Steamed Buns BRILLIANT!!!7 What do you call an Ackbar in the marketing department? Ad-Mural Ackbar
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Post by Deleted on Nov 18, 2018 17:24:29 GMT
12 pages later, Still waiting on this... I was bluffing! Quick! Help me think of some Ackbar jokes!!!!!1 Two quarren fall into a deep trap. One says "It sure is dark, innit?" The other one says "I don't know, I can't see in here!"
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Post by Deleted on Nov 18, 2018 17:28:26 GMT
What did Ackbar say as the Avengers turned to dust? It's a snap!
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Post by coldenhaulfield on Nov 18, 2018 17:30:11 GMT
Lot of the back and forth between Fans/Groups on here makes think Fondly of the NWA wrestling. The Heel's Valet interferes in the match but quickly gets down from the apron. The Ref goes over to her telling her to go back stage When the Ref is distracted by the Valet out from ring side, the Heel gets a series of cheap, kidney, or below the belt shots in. Having enough of it the Face cheap shots the Heel 1 time, right when the Ref turns around. The Ref rushes over and separates the 2. He admonishes the Face giving him a Warning. The Face, frustrated, points out he only did because the Heel did. Miming pulling is own hair points at his kidneys and groin. The ref eyes up the Heel who does his best "What Who Me? What did I do face and body language" Security Guards come down ramp. The Ref waves them over to the Valet on the side of the ring. The Ref points them to her telling them to remove her. While the ref is distracted again, Turning his back slightly on the two. The Heel breaks out the brass knuckles and blindsides the Face. The Heel tosses the knucks out the ring. The ref hears the Face hit to the mat, the face bleeding from the forehead. The Heel pins him 1, 2, 3. The Heel walks around the ring strutting to thunderous boos. I miss those Saturday Mornings. I only referenced The Heel, The Face, The Valet and The Ref. That way everyone can see themselves as the Face and who you don't like as the Heel, but we all know that Hauntedknight87 is the sexy Valet and scabab is the Ref. So basically DC-Fan is Flair, and I'm Cornette:
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Post by Deleted on Nov 18, 2018 17:32:09 GMT
What was the name of Ackbar's solo film in the DCEU? Ackbar v Superman: Prawn of Justice
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Post by No Morpho, Only Bánh mì on Nov 18, 2018 17:32:53 GMT
Why did Ackbar succumb to the catfish? Because he loves traps
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Post by Nalkarj on Nov 18, 2018 17:36:32 GMT
What did the thirsty Mon Calamri say when he stumbled upon the Mos Eisley cantina? “Ack! Bar!”
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Post by Vassaggo on Nov 18, 2018 17:36:46 GMT
Can I be the ringside announcer who tries to simply call the match yet can't help himself and ends up piledriving the valet through the announcer's table? Absolutely. better watch out for Skaathar, Hauntedknight87, I hear he has made Piledrivinig skills. He does more damage than what Owen Hart did to Stone Cold's neck.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 18, 2018 17:38:20 GMT
There are 11 hanging onto a cable that comes down from a damaged destroyer. 10 of them are quarren, and one is ackbar. They all decide that one should get off because if they don't, the cable will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the ackbar delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The quarren, all moved by the ackbar's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 18, 2018 17:49:45 GMT
What did Count Ackula say to his victims? I vant to drink your ink!
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Post by Vassaggo on Nov 18, 2018 17:52:42 GMT
Lot of the back and forth between Fans/Groups on here makes think Fondly of the NWA wrestling. The Heel's Valet interferes in the match but quickly gets down from the apron. The Ref goes over to her telling her to go back stage When the Ref is distracted by the Valet out from ring side, the Heel gets a series of cheap, kidney, or below the belt shots in. Having enough of it the Face cheap shots the Heel 1 time, right when the Ref turns around. The Ref rushes over and separates the 2. He admonishes the Face giving him a Warning. The Face, frustrated, points out he only did because the Heel did. Miming pulling is own hair points at his kidneys and groin. The ref eyes up the Heel who does his best "What Who Me? What did I do face and body language" Security Guards come down ramp. The Ref waves them over to the Valet on the side of the ring. The Ref points them to her telling them to remove her. While the ref is distracted again, Turning his back slightly on the two. The Heel breaks out the brass knuckles and blindsides the Face. The Heel tosses the knucks out the ring. The ref hears the Face hit to the mat, the face bleeding from the forehead. The Heel pins him 1, 2, 3. The Heel walks around the ring strutting to thunderous boos. I miss those Saturday Mornings. I only referenced The Heel, The Face, The Valet and The Ref. That way everyone can see themselves as the Face and who you don't like as the Heel, but we all know that Hauntedknight87 is the sexy Valet and scabab is the Ref. So basically DC-Fan is Flair, and I'm Cornette: Pretty Much. If that's the case I've met both of you in real life. When I was like 7 or 8 there was a little store at the end our road. Mom sent me up there to get eggs I think. As I was walking in there was this HUGE car. pulled into the turnabout in front of the mom and pop store. Lo and behold Flair, Cornette an the Boogie Woogie Man Jimmy Valiant came out of the store with drinks in their hands. I just stared in wonder they walked past me to that bohemth of a car finally I could move and I waved. The Waved back. My 2 brothers and sisters thought I was making it up when I came screaming back into the house. Until mom called the the store for me and they found out from Mr. Lawson who verified me. The only thing that would've made it better is if I got their Autographs I was way to young to think about that in the moment. And if Dusty Rhodes was with them.
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Post by coldenhaulfield on Nov 18, 2018 17:57:32 GMT
So basically DC-Fan is Flair, and I'm Cornette: Pretty Much. If that's the case I've met both of you in real life. When I was like 7 or 8 there was a little store at the end our road. Mom sent me up there to get eggs I think. As I was walking in there was this HUGE car. pulled into the turnabout in front of the mom and pop store. Lo and behold Flair, Cornette an the Boogie Woogie Man Jimmy Valiant came out of the store with drinks in their hands. I just stared in wonder they walked past me to that bohemth of a car finally I could move and I waved. The Waved back. My 2 brothers and sisters thought I was making it up when I came screaming back into the house. Until mom called the the store for me and they found out from Mr. Lawson who verified me. The only thing that would've made it better is if I got their Autographs I was way to young to think about that in the moment. And if Dusty Rhodes was with them. That's awesome. I once met the Miz in an elevator at WrestleMania 29, but never anybody on the level/stature of Naitch. Did you go to a lot of house shows back in the day? What area/territory did you grow up in? Like North Carolina or something?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 18, 2018 18:00:40 GMT
What did Peter Parker call his Mon Calamari professor? Doctor Octopus
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Post by Vassaggo on Nov 18, 2018 18:07:43 GMT
Pretty Much. If that's the case I've met both of you in real life. When I was like 7 or 8 there was a little store at the end our road. Mom sent me up there to get eggs I think. As I was walking in there was this HUGE car. pulled into the turnabout in front of the mom and pop store. Lo and behold Flair, Cornette an the Boogie Woogie Man Jimmy Valiant came out of the store with drinks in their hands. I just stared in wonder they walked past me to that bohemth of a car finally I could move and I waved. The Waved back. My 2 brothers and sisters thought I was making it up when I came screaming back into the house. Until mom called the the store for me and they found out from Mr. Lawson who verified me. The only thing that would've made it better is if I got their Autographs I was way to young to think about that in the moment. And if Dusty Rhodes was with them. That's awesome. I once met the Miz in an elevator at WrestleMania 29, but never anybody on the level/stature of Naitch. Did you go to a lot of house shows back in the day? What area/territory did you grow up in? Like North Carolina or something? I lived in Peedee Region of SC from birth to 9. Then Piedmont region 30min north of Charlotte NC from 9 to 26 back in the Peedee from 26 till now. I went to a few house shows in North Carolina one in Raliegh and 1 in Greensboro and I want to say 2 or 3 in Charlotte. I saw I can't think of the name of the League/Federation it was held in Grange Hall in a nothing town Elgin,SC. I was 5 or 6. I only know the name of the town because my Uncle told me the name like a year ago when I asked about that time we saw wrestlers in a barn. edit: those are all the ones I went to as a kid. I've been to a couple shows as an adult right after college. I stopped watching wrestling a 3-4 years after the Attitude Era.
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Post by dazz on Nov 18, 2018 19:07:18 GMT
What was the name of Ackbar's solo film in the DCEU? Ackbar v Superman: Prawn of Justice I would have thought Suicide Squid myself.
That or either Sha-Trap!! or Squid Of Steel.
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Post by dazz on Nov 18, 2018 19:15:47 GMT
Lot of the back and forth between Fans/Groups on here makes think Fondly of the NWA wrestling. The Heel's Valet interferes in the match but quickly gets down from the apron. The Ref goes over to her telling her to go back stage When the Ref is distracted by the Valet out from ring side, the Heel gets a series of cheap, kidney, or below the belt shots in. Having enough of it the Face cheap shots the Heel 1 time, right when the Ref turns around. The Ref rushes over and separates the 2. He admonishes the Face giving him a Warning. The Face, frustrated, points out he only did because the Heel did. Miming pulling is own hair points at his kidneys and groin. The ref eyes up the Heel who does his best "What Who Me? What did I do face and body language" Security Guards come down ramp. The Ref waves them over to the Valet on the side of the ring. The Ref points them to her telling them to remove her. While the ref is distracted again, Turning his back slightly on the two. The Heel breaks out the brass knuckles and blindsides the Face. The Heel tosses the knucks out the ring. The ref hears the Face hit to the mat, the face bleeding from the forehead. The Heel pins him 1, 2, 3. The Heel walks around the ring strutting to thunderous boos. I miss those Saturday Mornings. I only referenced The Heel, The Face, The Valet and The Ref. That way everyone can see themselves as the Face and who you don't like as the Heel, but we all know that Hauntedknight87 is the sexy Valet and scabab is the Ref. So basically DC-Fan is Flair, and I'm Cornette: More like anyone that says something remotely intelligent that is a criticism to the MCU = Raven, DC-Fan = Stevie Richards & you my good man are his Blue Meanie, occasionally DC-Fan goes a little Big Stevie Cool thinking he can be a top guy and strike out on his own but he's still a goof in a gimmick. I would have compared him to "super heavyweight" Crash Holly but Crash never had a lackey manager closest he came was cousin Molly and you sir are no Molly Holly, also DC-Fan is as often abused by those he laps at for being a lackey so Stevie is a fitting comparison, as opposed to arguably one of the best of all time or yourself the best manager of all time, you are more akin to a fatman doing a moonsault, entertaining without substance
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Post by coldenhaulfield on Nov 18, 2018 19:17:54 GMT
So basically DC-Fan is Flair, and I'm Cornette: More like anyone that says something remotely intelligent that is a criticism to the MCU = Raven, DC-Fan = Stevie Richards & you my good man are his Blue Meanie, occasionally DC-Fan goes a little Big Stevie Cool thinking he can be a top guy and strike out on his own but he's still a goof in a gimmick. I would have compared him to "super heavyweight" Crash Holly but Crash never had a lackey manager closest he came was cousin Molly and you sir are no Molly Holly, also DC-Fan is as often abused by those he laps at for being a lackey so Stevie is a fitting comparison, as opposed to arguably one of the best of all time or yourself the best manager of all time, you are more akin to a fatman doing a moonsault, entertaining without substance Yeah, but thing is: if I'm Blue Meanie, that makes you some ham and egger nobody's ever heard of -- in the context of the same analogy.
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