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Post by Power Ranger on Nov 21, 2018 13:51:08 GMT
now he’s on Earth? That’s an angle which should be explored in Avengers 4.
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Post by Hauntedknight87 on Nov 21, 2018 13:56:47 GMT
Asking the real question here...
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Post by Rey Kahuka on Nov 21, 2018 15:28:59 GMT
Will you? Asking for a friend...
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Post by Lord Death Man on Nov 21, 2018 15:36:27 GMT
now he’s on Earth? That’s an angle which should be explored in Avengers 4. No, would you have sex with a cat? Rocket is not a Raccoon. |
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Post by politicidal on Nov 21, 2018 16:38:32 GMT
now he’s on Earth? That’s an angle which should be explored in Avengers 4. No, would you have sex with a cat? Rocket is not a Raccoon. Damn he fooled me. |
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Post by Lord Death Man on Nov 21, 2018 16:47:05 GMT
No, would you have sex with a cat? Rocket is not a Raccoon. Damn he fooled me. MCU Rocket appears to be indigenous to Halfworld. He only resembles an Earth Raccoon. |
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Post by politicidal on Nov 21, 2018 16:48:31 GMT
MCU Rocket appears to be indigenous to Halfworld. He only resembles an Earth Raccoon. But if he wanted to, he was good to go, right? |
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Post by Lord Death Man on Nov 21, 2018 16:50:41 GMT
MCU Rocket appears to be indigenous to Halfworld. He only resembles an Earth Raccoon. But if he wanted to, he was good to go, right? Sure, anybody can go interspecies if they want, it’s a free universe, brother. He could also get with a squirrel if he wanted to. |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2018 18:24:14 GMT
He seems sensitive about being considered a raccoon. I think he might have issues with the thought of doinking one:
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Post by lenlenlen1 on Nov 21, 2018 19:01:49 GMT
now he’s on Earth? That’s an angle which should be explored in Avengers 4. Would you have relations with monkeys and/or apes? You're already on Earth. It's an angle that should be explored in Power Rangers 2.
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Post by taylorfirst1 on Nov 21, 2018 20:32:23 GMT
MCU Rocket appears to be indigenous to Halfworld. He only resembles an Earth Raccoon. Have they actually said anything about that in the movies? |
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Post by RedDeadFallout on Nov 21, 2018 21:24:46 GMT
now he’s on Earth? That’s an angle which should be explored in Avengers 4. Not on screen. |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2018 21:35:33 GMT
now he’s on Earth? That’s an angle which should be explored in Avengers 4. Not on screen. I give it 5 minutes after the end of the events in Infinity War before people start realizing a shit ton of people just turned to dust and there's a talking raccoon that seems to be armed and sassy.
Brave new world.
If Spiderman were on earth and still alive he'd be asking hey you guys, anyone remember that really old movie The Hangover? Doesn't that racoon kind of remind you of the tall one in the group?
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Post by coldenhaulfield on Nov 21, 2018 21:55:14 GMT
MCU Rocket appears to be indigenous to Halfworld. He only resembles an Earth Rabbit. Fixed. |
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Post by Power Ranger on Nov 21, 2018 23:24:20 GMT
now he’s on Earth? That’s an angle which should be explored in Avengers 4. No, would you have sex with a cat? Rocket is not a Raccoon. That’s not a fair comparison because cats don’t look like me. It’s more like Star-Lord and Gamora in that they look alike |
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Post by Lord Death Man on Nov 21, 2018 23:27:52 GMT
No, would you have sex with a cat? Rocket is not a Raccoon. That’s not a fair comparison because cats don’t look like me. It’s more like Star-Lord and Gamora in that they look alike How about mannequins? |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2018 23:29:15 GMT
No, would you have sex with a cat? Rocket is not a Raccoon. That’s not a fair comparison because cats don’t look like me. It’s more like Star-Lord and Gamora in that they look alike Don't be so sure of yourself!:  |
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Post by Power Ranger on Nov 22, 2018 0:02:11 GMT
That’s not a fair comparison because cats don’t look like me. It’s more like Star-Lord and Gamora in that they look alike How about mannequins? They aren’t quite the same as the robot prostitutes Yondu was sleeping with in GOTG2 marvelcinematicuniverse.wikia.com/wiki/Love_Bots . BTW if you’d never seen another human before and you came across a mannequin, you probably would find it desirable. |
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Post by Grabthar's Hammer on Nov 22, 2018 3:19:22 GMT
Could you imagine the high tech raccoon dildo he could build? If he brings Groot along it could be a ménage-a-tree. Or a treesome. “I AM GROOOOOOOOTTTT” *sprays sap on raccoons face*
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Post by Power Ranger on Nov 22, 2018 4:12:12 GMT
Could you imagine the high tech raccoon dildo he could build? If he brings Groot along it could be a ménage-a-tree. Or a treesome. “I AM GROOOOOOOOTTTT” *sprays sap on raccoons face* Groot is a whole other story. Not many planets have trees, and he’s going through puberty. He was probably hoping to score a root before he was turned to compost. |
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