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Post by lenlenlen1 on Nov 29, 2018 21:16:01 GMT
I was just thinking... I love me some fried calamari. If I were on a spaceship with some Mon Cals, smelling their briny saltiness... might it make me want seafood all the time? Would it distract me from fighting the First Order if I were thinking about fish and chips all the time? Tartar sauce? A little lemon sprits. A light batter...
Its not cannibalism. They're another race... |
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Post by No Morpho, Only Bánh mì on Nov 29, 2018 22:09:48 GMT
I’m the same way every time I go to the beach
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Post by Spooky Ghost Ackbar on Nov 29, 2018 23:17:42 GMT
Be warned: we're toxic if prepared improperly... Like that Japanese puffer fish
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Post by No Morpho, Only Bánh mì on Nov 29, 2018 23:21:04 GMT
Be warned: we're toxic if prepared improperly... Like that Japanese puffer fish That Toxic Ack Syndrome is lethal |
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Post by Power Ranger on Nov 30, 2018 0:13:07 GMT
It’s not right to look at Mom Calamari like that. I bet you wouldn’t think it ok for the Chinese to eat Wookiees.
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Post by No Morpho, Only Bánh mì on Nov 30, 2018 0:19:17 GMT
It’s not right to look at Mom Calamari like that. I bet you wouldn’t think it ok for the Chinese to eat Wookiees. You think any human could take down a Wookie? |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 30, 2018 0:23:51 GMT
It’s not right to look at Mom Calamari like that. I bet you wouldn’t think it ok for the Chinese to eat Wookiees.  |
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Post by Power Ranger on Nov 30, 2018 0:49:28 GMT
It’s not right to look at Mom Calamari like that. I bet you wouldn’t think it ok for the Chinese to eat Wookiees. You think any human could take down a Wookie? No but if you came across some pups you could farm them. |
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Post by No Morpho, Only Bánh mì on Nov 30, 2018 0:50:46 GMT
You think any human could take down a Wookie? No but if you came across some pups you could farm them.  |
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Post by Power Ranger on Nov 30, 2018 0:50:52 GMT
It’s not right to look at Mom Calamari like that. I bet you wouldn’t think it ok for the Chinese to eat Wookiees. Finally we have something that Rose can do in Ep IX. |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 30, 2018 1:04:32 GMT
Finally we have something that Rose can do in Ep IX.  |
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Post by Oh My Aching Ackbar-Raddus! on Nov 30, 2018 4:58:02 GMT
I was just thinking... I love me some fried calamari. If I were on a spaceship with some Mon Cals, smelling their briny saltiness... might it make me want seafood all the time? Would is distract me from fighting the First Order if I were thinking about fish and chips all the time? Tartar sauce? A little lemon sprits. A light batter...
Its not cannibalism. They're another race... Have you ever heard a Mon Calamari war cry? It's booming loud. Loud enough to split human eardrums and give concussion headaches. That's what we do to humans who try to eat us. And don't be fooled by our floppy flipper hands. They pack a wollup! But we're excellent fisherman. Befriend us and hang around us long enough, we'll treat you to an awesome seafood platter. |
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Post by Oh My Aching Ackbar-Raddus! on Nov 30, 2018 5:28:37 GMT
It’s not right to look at Mom Calamari like that. I bet you wouldn’t think it ok for the Chinese to eat Wookiees. Humans who try to eat us, we net 'em and hold them underwater til they almost run out of air while we wave bananas at them. Net monkeys are what we call them. |
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Post by lenlenlen1 on Dec 1, 2018 1:59:22 GMT
I'm just thinking... Some thin sliced Mon Cal, pan seared over a little olive oil, with a little salt and pepper, and a spritz of lemon. Yum yum.
As for the poisonous parts, you cut off the balls and cut out the ass and throw them overboard or out the space hatch. No problem.
"Hey is that some Mon Cal ass I saw floating in space? I guess someones having some Mon Cal tonight!"
This is thigh meat right here:
The funny part is that most Mon Cal are dark on the outside but its all flaky white meat on the inside. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 1, 2018 4:51:29 GMT
I'm just thinking... Some thin sliced Mon Cal, pan seared over a little olive oil, with a little salt and pepper, and a spritz of lemon. Yum yum.
As for the poisonous parts, you cut off the balls and cut out the ass and throw them overboard or out the space hatch. No problem.
"Hey is that some Mon Cal ass I saw floating in space? I guess someones having some Mon Cal tonight!"
This is thigh meat right here:
The funny part is that most Mon Cal are dark on the outside but its all flaky white meat on the inside. Oh lenlenlen1! Eating sentient beings? Next stop is Hades. |
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Post by lenlenlen1 on Dec 2, 2018 1:35:33 GMT
I'm just thinking... Some thin sliced Mon Cal, pan seared over a little olive oil, with a little salt and pepper, and a spritz of lemon. Yum yum.
As for the poisonous parts, you cut off the balls and cut out the ass and throw them overboard or out the space hatch. No problem.
"Hey is that some Mon Cal ass I saw floating in space? I guess someones having some Mon Cal tonight!"
This is thigh meat right here:
The funny part is that most Mon Cal are dark on the outside but its all flaky white meat on the inside. Oh lenlenlen1! Eating sentient beings? Next stop is Hades. It's not sentience that's the issue. Its whether or not you're eating one of your own kind. This is not that, so its not cannibalism. If sentience is the issue then I'm in trouble, because I love me some deep fried Mom Cal in between hyperspace jaunts. Stinks up the ship something fierce, but what can you do? The heart wants what it wants...
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Post by Deleted on Dec 2, 2018 1:46:15 GMT
Oh lenlenlen1! Eating sentient beings? Next stop is Hades. It's not sentience that's the issue. Its whether or not you're eating one of your own kind. This is not that, so its not cannibalism. If sentience is the issue then I'm in trouble, because I love me some deep fried Mom Cal in between hyperspace jaunts. Stinks up the ship something fierce, but what can you do? The heart wants what it wants...
I am an Ackbar! I am their poet of yore! Eat me? I think not!!! |
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Post by lenlenlen1 on Dec 2, 2018 1:55:26 GMT
It's not sentience that's the issue. Its whether or not you're eating one of your own kind. This is not that, so its not cannibalism. If sentience is the issue then I'm in trouble, because I love me some deep fried Mom Cal in between hyperspace jaunts. Stinks up the ship something fierce, but what can you do? The heart wants what it wants...
I am an Ackbar! I am their poet of yore! Eat me? I think not!!! You fry well though. I'll just have to get some Febreze for my ships interior. You stink, but you taste delicious! |
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Post by lenlenlen1 on Dec 2, 2018 1:56:49 GMT
It’s not right to look at Mom Calamari like that. I bet you wouldn’t think it ok for the Chinese to eat Wookiees. ...racist... |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 2, 2018 2:02:37 GMT
I am an Ackbar! I am their poet of yore! Eat me? I think not!!! You fry well though. I'll just have to get some Febreze for my ships interior. You stink, but you taste delicious! You will taste nothing! Maybe trap but nothing else! Two can play this game! |
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