A business that specializes in cleaning/grooming butts
Nov 30, 2018 8:25:15 GMT
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Post by dodge4life on Nov 30, 2018 8:25:15 GMT
I'm serious. There're grooming places that specialize in grooming feet (pedicure), nails, and hair; the same should be done for butts.
They would offer a variety of services such as waxing/shaving/laser hair removal, cleaning, exfoliation, deodorize, and bleaching. Think about it.
Say a customer goes in for the "full package."
The place would be set up like a hair salon, except you'd have curtains that close which hide each customer for obvious reasons.
They'd sit in a reverse-style chair, with their pants off, where their torso is lying forward comfortably, facing the wall, and their ass is in direct view of the employee behind them.
There'd be a special device that keeps their butt cheeks spread apart.
They'd start with the thorough cleaning. The customer would get lathered from the coccyx/tailbone down to the perineum. It'd be heavily lathered, scrubbed, scraped, and rinsed with a power wash.
Next, hydrotherapy will be performed where a colon vacuum will be placed inside to suck out any existing debris and clogged fecal matter, then flushed with Dead Sea water.
Next is hair removal. Customers can get laser hair removal or a good wax/shave. If the latter, the entire crack would be lathered up with waxed and shaved. After, finishing touches will be done with a straight razor. Alcohol will then be applied to heal any cuts, disinfect, and kill any existing bacteria.
Then exfoliation. Crack and anus will be lathered with a fruit extract peel and power washed off. Finally, a special minty scent will be applied to give the crack a pleasurable smell and flavor for about 48 hours.
This would be a perfect place to go for someone who wants to look extra spiffy for their prom night, or for people approaching their wedding day, who want to be extra studious for their wedding night/honeymoon.
It can also be for people who have gas problems or recently had diarrhea and they want a good once-over.
What do you think?
They would offer a variety of services such as waxing/shaving/laser hair removal, cleaning, exfoliation, deodorize, and bleaching. Think about it.
Say a customer goes in for the "full package."
The place would be set up like a hair salon, except you'd have curtains that close which hide each customer for obvious reasons.
They'd sit in a reverse-style chair, with their pants off, where their torso is lying forward comfortably, facing the wall, and their ass is in direct view of the employee behind them.
There'd be a special device that keeps their butt cheeks spread apart.
They'd start with the thorough cleaning. The customer would get lathered from the coccyx/tailbone down to the perineum. It'd be heavily lathered, scrubbed, scraped, and rinsed with a power wash.
Next, hydrotherapy will be performed where a colon vacuum will be placed inside to suck out any existing debris and clogged fecal matter, then flushed with Dead Sea water.
Next is hair removal. Customers can get laser hair removal or a good wax/shave. If the latter, the entire crack would be lathered up with waxed and shaved. After, finishing touches will be done with a straight razor. Alcohol will then be applied to heal any cuts, disinfect, and kill any existing bacteria.
Then exfoliation. Crack and anus will be lathered with a fruit extract peel and power washed off. Finally, a special minty scent will be applied to give the crack a pleasurable smell and flavor for about 48 hours.
This would be a perfect place to go for someone who wants to look extra spiffy for their prom night, or for people approaching their wedding day, who want to be extra studious for their wedding night/honeymoon.
It can also be for people who have gas problems or recently had diarrhea and they want a good once-over.
What do you think?
