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Post by Stammerhead on Dec 13, 2018 9:46:43 GMT
Received a lemon cake every Christmas from Charles Bronson, who lived nearby in Malibu, for 16 years.
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Post by Toasted Cheese on Dec 13, 2018 11:11:18 GMT
There was this really talented dude who went to a job audition. He performed so well that the proprietor of the club was eager to put him on straight away. However, he wasn't happy with this dude's name which was Penis Lesbian and he asked him to change it because he couldn't advertise Penis Lesbian appearing tonight because people might get the wrong impression. Penis Lesbian flat out refused. Some time later this night club owner was walking down the street and he ran into Penis Lesbian. Penis Lesbian looked like he had done very well for himself and was quite wealthy. The club owner congratulated him on his success. Penis Lesbian explained that it was a bit difficult to find work at first and that he had to take the nightclub owners advise and change his name. What did you change it to, asked the club owner. Dick Van Dyke replied Penis Lesbian.....  |
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Post by Stammerhead on Dec 13, 2018 11:27:34 GMT
There was this really talented dude who went to a job audition. He performed so well that the proprietor of the club was eager to put him on straight away. However, he wasn't happy with this dude's name which was Penis Lesbian and he asked him to change it because he couldn't advertise Penis Lesbian appearing tonight because people might get the wrong impression. Penis Lesbian flat out refused. Some time later this night club owner was walking down the street and he ran into Penis Lesbian. Penis Lesbian looked like he had done very well for himself and was quite wealthy. The club owner congratulated him on his success. Penis Lesbian explained that it was a bit difficult to find work at first and that he had to take the nightclub owners advise and change his name. What did you change it to, asked the club owner. Dick Van Dyke replied Penis Lesbian..... And of course Dick is famous for his Cockney accent. |
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Post by hi224 on Dec 13, 2018 20:15:12 GMT
so did van dyke really pay disney 4,000 0.0
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