Watching The Matrix Reloaded with my 76 year old mother

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Watching The Matrix Reloaded with my 76 year old mother Dec 24, 2018 7:48:09 GMT paislene, darkreviewer2013, and 3 more like this

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Post by _ on Dec 24, 2018 7:48:09 GMT

[Trinity blows up the guard shack]

Mom: Whoa!

[Trinity and agent shooting at each other in bullet time]

Mom: What kind of gun shoots like that?

Me: It's in slow motion.

Mom: How can they not hit each other?

Mom: He got her!

[Neo wakes up]

Mom: That was all a dream?

[The Kid approaches Neo]

Mom: That guy's nuts!

[the whole crew in the Matrix]

Me: They are in a Virtual Reality.

Mom: What?

[ship lands in Zion]

Mom: Why is it glowing?

Me: It's a hovercraft.

Mom: Oh.

[The Kid returns]

Mom: The crazy guy is back!

[Neo meets Seriph]

Mom: Who is that?

[Neo mentions the Oracle]

Mom: Hey, that's that space show! ( she is thinking of The Orville ) It's coming back on the 29th! Is that where they got the name from?

Me: *turns the channel to The Mummy*

Mom: Is this Raiders of the Lost Ark?

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permutojoe Elite Member @permutojoe Posts: 9,095	Watching The Matrix Reloaded with my 76 year old mother Dec 24, 2018 13:19:25 GMT _ and darkreviewer2013 like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by permutojoe on Dec 24, 2018 13:19:25 GMT Least she's trying.
	"We tortured some folks" -Barack Obama

Spooky Ghost Ackbar Revered Member @forceghostackbar Posts: 10,234	Watching The Matrix Reloaded with my 76 year old mother Jan 5, 2019 1:59:44 GMT _ likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Spooky Ghost Ackbar on Jan 5, 2019 1:59:44 GMT BRILLIANT!
	I’m caught in a TRAP. I can’t walk out. Because I love you too much, baby!

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ck100 Revered Member @ck100 Posts: 13,328	Watching The Matrix Reloaded with my 76 year old mother Jan 5, 2019 3:15:07 GMT _, Spooky Ghost Ackbar, and 1 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ck100 on Jan 5, 2019 3:15:07 GMT I can't imagine what she thought of the rave scene with the sex stuff.

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Jan 5, 2019 3:19:59 GMT _ said:

Jan 5, 2019 3:15:07 GMT ck100 said:

I can't imagine what she thought of the rave scene with the sex stuff.

LOL, luckily, I gave up before then!

Lucky break! That would've been awkward! The scene is like five minutes long.

I’m caught in a TRAP. I can’t walk out. Because I love you too much, baby!

Primemovermithrax Pejorative Revered Member formerly Prime Gruffer aka Neon Noodle aka Lefty aka Saratoga Jackson @primemover Posts: 12,690	Watching The Matrix Reloaded with my 76 year old mother Jan 5, 2019 20:41:45 GMT _ and darkreviewer2013 like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Primemovermithrax Pejorative on Jan 5, 2019 20:41:45 GMT I watched Caligula: the Imperial Edition with my mother--now that was awkward.
	Caligula: Do you think I'm mad?...Sometimes I think that I'm going mad. Do you — be honest with me — has that thought ever crossed your mind? Claudius: Never. Never. The idea is preposterous. You set the standard of sanity for the whole world.

Caesar Roberto Senior Member @caesarroberto Posts: 3,704	Watching The Matrix Reloaded with my 76 year old mother Jan 6, 2019 2:09:09 GMT _ likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Caesar Roberto on Jan 6, 2019 2:09:09 GMT

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Jan 5, 2019 3:15:07 GMT ck100 said:

I can't imagine what she thought of the rave scene with the sex stuff.

There is NOTHING worse than watching TV or a film and a sex scene comes on!

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darkreviewer2013 Senior Member @darkreviewer2013 Posts: 4,520 Member is Online	Watching The Matrix Reloaded with my 76 year old mother Jan 6, 2019 4:54:58 GMT _ likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by darkreviewer2013 on Jan 6, 2019 4:54:58 GMT LOL! Mothers are all the same, aren't they?

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Jan 6, 2019 4:53:59 GMT darkreviewer2013 said:

Jan 5, 2019 3:15:07 GMT ck100 said:

I can't imagine what she thought of the rave scene with the sex stuff.

There is NOTHING worse than watching TV or a film and a sex scene comes on!

I'm assuming you mean when you have other people with you. Family members in particular.

Because otherwise I don't see how that would be a bad thing if you were alone.

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Jan 6, 2019 4:55:50 GMT ck100 said:

Jan 6, 2019 4:53:59 GMT darkreviewer2013 said:

There is NOTHING worse than watching TV or a film and a sex scene comes on!

I'm assuming you mean when you have other people with you. Family members in particular.

Because otherwise I don't see how that would be a bad thing if you were alone.

Ha! I omitted some words from my statement.

I'll try again:

There is NOTHING worse than watching TV or a film WITH YOUR MOTHER and a sex scene comes on!

Watching The Matrix Reloaded with my 76 year old mother

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Post by permutojoe on Dec 24, 2018 13:19:25 GMT

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Post by Spooky Ghost Ackbar on Jan 5, 2019 20:37:11 GMT

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Post by Caesar Roberto on Jan 6, 2019 2:09:09 GMT

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