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Post by Feologild Oakes on Dec 26, 2018 16:26:51 GMT
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Post by lenlenlen1 on Dec 26, 2018 17:47:01 GMT
"What are you assholes waiting on? Get in your pj's. We all know what we're here for..."
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Post by movielover on Dec 26, 2018 17:48:53 GMT
"You rolled these joints kinda big, didn't you."
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Post by Catman on Dec 26, 2018 18:56:06 GMT
And the award for best robe-pajama ensemble goes to ... Nick Charles!
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Post by Ass_E9 on Dec 26, 2018 18:58:41 GMT
"The President asks that you all sign non-disclosure agreements before we get the party started."
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Post by lenlenlen1 on Dec 26, 2018 19:11:32 GMT
"You rolled these joints kinda big, didn't you." "No, those are called blunts. Duh..." |
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Post by Fox in the Snow on Dec 27, 2018 0:59:56 GMT
The hits just keep coming
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Post by theauxphou on Dec 27, 2018 3:27:34 GMT
"your wife has great tits"
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Post by ant-mac on Dec 27, 2018 3:36:28 GMT
Have you welcomed Jesus into your heart yet, brother? |
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Post by Catman on Dec 27, 2018 3:54:51 GMT
Maureen O'Sullivan thinks to herself, "Mr. Van Dyke really needs to trim his nose hairs."
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2018 3:59:16 GMT
This oicture is so boring and non captiona ble, i just want to break something.
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Post by koskiewicz on Dec 27, 2018 20:25:35 GMT
"Alright now, who farted ?"
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Post by Stammerhead on Dec 27, 2018 20:51:25 GMT
General Kenobi. Years ago you served my father in the Clone Wars. Now he begs you to help him in his struggle against the Empire. I regret that I am unable to present my father's request to you in person, but my ship has fallen under attack, and I'm afraid my mission to bring you to Alderaan has failed. I have placed information vital to the survival of the Rebellion into the memory systems of this R2 unit. My father will know how to retrieve it. You must see this droid safely delivered to him on Alderaan. This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
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Post by politicidal on Dec 28, 2018 0:37:56 GMT
"My wife apologizes for being sick but she promises she'll make it for next month's orgy."
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Post by 博:Dr.BLΔD€:锯 on Jun 8, 2024 21:43:06 GMT
". ..and here is Your toilet paper allocation for your stay, Sir."
"Thank you Dawkins....I think.. Now off you go and run along and get us some plonky-poos and barbituates...there's a good butler fellow." |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Jun 9, 2024 13:53:43 GMT
Oh no, not another script rewrite! I finally had my lines memorized!  |
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Post by marianne48 on Jun 24, 2024 2:24:38 GMT
"If that blasted doggie co-star of yours tries to attack any of you again, I'm giving each of you one of these rawhide bones with which to divert him."
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Post by Stammerhead on Jun 24, 2024 22:57:45 GMT
One of these scrolls contains the winning caption.
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