Post by stargazer1682 on Jan 16, 2019 17:48:23 GMT
So I found this on the old IMDB Buffy board, via the internet archive; I posted this about two years ago (slightly proofread)
A bus full of people with a common interest, forced to leave their home on account of some malevolent, impotent force causing it's destruction; and they're faced with where they should call home next.
"Let's go to Los Angeles"
"No, we should go to Brooklyn."
"Cleveland has a high level of demonic activity."
"Italy?"
"England has plenty of ghosts and goblins."
"Come on guys, let's settle on one place."
"London"
"Paris."
"Disney World!"
"Shut up, Andrew."
"Actually it wouldn't be a terrible idea to take a vacation after everything. We could ride the teacups and wear the little mouse ears some moms thought were probably offensive somehow........"
"Oh, how about Vegas?"
"To vacation, or fight evil?"
"Either one."
"Atlantis!"
"That's not real."
""Actually..."
"Really?"
"Of course it was real. Before it sank."
"This isn't really getting us anywhere...."
"How about New York?"
"City or the state?"
"...Um... Washington?
"City or state?"
"Paris!"
"LA!"
And thus they died of starvation, caused by their indecision; which was the First's true plan all along.
"Let's go to Los Angeles"
"No, we should go to Brooklyn."
"Cleveland has a high level of demonic activity."
"Italy?"
"England has plenty of ghosts and goblins."
"Come on guys, let's settle on one place."
"London"
"Paris."
"Disney World!"
"Shut up, Andrew."
"Actually it wouldn't be a terrible idea to take a vacation after everything. We could ride the teacups and wear the little mouse ears some moms thought were probably offensive somehow........"
"Oh, how about Vegas?"
"To vacation, or fight evil?"
"Either one."
"Atlantis!"
"That's not real."
""Actually..."
"Really?"
"Of course it was real. Before it sank."
"This isn't really getting us anywhere...."
"How about New York?"
"City or the state?"
"...Um... Washington?
"City or state?"
"Paris!"
"LA!"
And thus they died of starvation, caused by their indecision; which was the First's true plan all along.