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Post by Popeye Doyle on Jan 16, 2019 19:30:50 GMT
A bioweapons corporation has retrieved chucks of the shark blown up in the original film. Through some convoluted movie science, they regrow that shark again in the hopes of using as a weapon. However, this weapon won't work on dry land. In retrieving the shark meat, the scientists also were able to clone Quint from the chunks left in its teeth. The first 10 clones were horrific failures but they finally managed got it right with the 11th. The Shark, now with the ability to speak, floods the weapons facility and goes to lunch. It's up to Quint 11 to save the day.
Now tell me - Doesn't that sound absolutely awful?
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Post by Ass_E9 on Jan 16, 2019 19:41:00 GMT
Shark miraculously survived and also becomes part of the crew because all is forgiven, and...there's bigger fish to fry. Jaws 5: Fish and Furious.
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Post by Dramatic Look Gopher on Jan 16, 2019 19:51:38 GMT
A bioweapons corporation has retrieved chucks of the shark blown up in the original film. Through some convoluted movie science, they regrow that shark again in the hopes of using as a weapon. However, this weapon won't work on dry land. In retrieving the shark meat, the scientists also were able to clone Quint from the chunks left in its teeth. The first 10 clones were horrific failures but they finally managed got it right with the 11th. The Shark, now with the ability to speak, floods the weapons facility and goes to lunch. It's up to Quint 11 to save the day.
Now tell me - Doesn't that sound absolutely awful?
Sounds like good B movie/grindhouse material.
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Post by mecano04 on Jan 16, 2019 22:45:04 GMT
"This time, it's personal!"
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Post by Primemovermithrax Pejorative on Jan 16, 2019 22:59:54 GMT
Jaws 5-- I dont have much of a plot except at the end when the shark comes in for the final confrontation and opens his jaws wide, they are surprised to see Gene Hackman's character from the Poseidon Adventure inside the mouth and he says the shark saved his life in 1972 and he has lived like Jonah inside the shark all those years--and it helped him to find God again.
The end.
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Post by WarrenPeace on Jan 16, 2019 23:01:25 GMT
A bioweapons corporation has retrieved chucks of the shark blown up in the original film. Through some convoluted movie science, they regrow that shark again in the hopes of using as a weapon. However, this weapon won't work on dry land. In retrieving the shark meat, the scientists also were able to clone Quint from the chunks left in its teeth. The first 10 clones were horrific failures but they finally managed got it right with the 11th. The Shark, now with the ability to speak, floods the weapons facility and goes to lunch. It's up to Quint 11 to save the day.
Now tell me - Doesn't that sound absolutely awful?
Dude, they already did a bunch of Sharknado movies and another one that combined a shark with an octopus.
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Post by WarrenPeace on Jan 16, 2019 23:04:22 GMT
Jabberjaw: The live action movie.
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Post by Marv on Jan 16, 2019 23:09:02 GMT
Amity...2020...the beaches have been peaceful for years. The memory of Chief Brody is encapsulated in a memorial plaque in town hall that nobody seems to notice. Fourth of July is coming up and the beaches are booming.....FOR SUPPER!!!
Enter shark attack...newly elected 22 yr old parapalegic half black half native american lesbian mayor is attempting to organize a group of experts and fishermen to put a stop to the menace so the beaches may stay open when the sound of nails on a chalkboard draw their attention to the 93 yr old man in the room. We know him as Quint!!! Turns out a scratch on the belly is all he had and he swam back to shore shortly after Brody and Hooper. He leads a team of rookies and oddballs into the ocean where they are picked off one by one because this shark...was made by Predators!!! So the sharks invisible but only in the water (see what i did there) and if its dry you can see it but its got jaws like a praying mantis and is one ugly sonofabitch. Explosions and whatnot...boom...Quint is the only survivor after eliminating the beast but dies on the way back to shore when a chestburster alien bursts from his torso...cut to black!!
Oscar!
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Post by cwsims on Jan 16, 2019 23:36:17 GMT
Jaws 5: Shark vs Justin Bieber. Miley Cyrus. Jonas Brothers. - Shark eats all of them the end.
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Post by politicidal on Jan 17, 2019 0:40:17 GMT
The ground up grandson of Chief Brody is an accomplished marine biologist and shark rights advocate. Along with his assistants and colleagues, Brody is invited by a mysterious new benefactor to his island hideaway in the South Pacific to sign off on his new great white shark sanctuary. Little does he realize that their eccentric host is reviving the Megalodon species with preserved DNA from the shark tooth Hooper dropped at Amity Island 43 years ago. And they must train said Megalodon as a new biological weapon to assist on the war on whaling.
...What are you guys standing around gawking at? Jump right in, this cocaine ain't gonna finish itself!
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Post by twothousandonemark on Jan 17, 2019 3:01:27 GMT
Jaws vs. Meg. Jaws takes him to school.
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Post by jamesbamesy on Jan 17, 2019 3:07:26 GMT
A shark is sent to the past by Skynet to kill Chief Brody, TERMINATOR STYLE!
I’ll bite back!
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Post by WarrenPeace on Jan 17, 2019 4:28:01 GMT
Amity...2020...the beaches have been peaceful for years. The memory of Chief Brody is encapsulated in a memorial plaque in town hall that nobody seems to notice. Fourth of July is coming up and the beaches are booming.....FOR SUPPER!!! Enter shark attack...newly elected 22 yr old parapalegic half black half native american lesbian mayor is attempting to organize a group of experts and fishermen to put a stop to the menace so the beaches may stay open when the sound of nails on a chalkboard draw their attention to the 93 yr old man in the room. We know him as Quint!!! Turns out a scratch on the belly is all he had and he swam back to shore shortly after Brody and Hooper. He leads a team of rookies and oddballs into the ocean where they are picked off one by one because this shark...was made by Predators!!! So the sharks invisible but only in the water (see what i did there) and if its dry you can see it but its got jaws like a praying mantis and is one ugly sonofabitch. Explosions and whatnot...boom...Quint is the only survivor after eliminating the beast but dies on the way back to shore when a chestburster alien bursts from his torso...cut to black!! Oscar! You almost covered all the bases there except one. She was a he. Yup, it's a tranny. Wasn't planning to be but the shark bit his little torpedo off and so he decided, "What the hell" and became a she.
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Post by moviebuffbrad on Jan 17, 2019 4:47:32 GMT
Jim Garrison opens a case to solve the mysterious death of Bruce the Shark. Turns out Chief Brody was an undercover CIA agent and Bruce was really killed by some sharpshooters behind a reef.
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Post by Primemovermithrax Pejorative on Jan 17, 2019 4:57:33 GMT
Jim Garrison opens a case to solve the mysterious death of Bruce the Shark. Turns out Chief Brody was an undercover CIA agent and Bruce was really killed by some sharpshooters behind a reef. "They've practiced on moving targets!"
"Back..and to the left. Back, and to the left."
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Post by WarrenPeace on Jan 17, 2019 5:00:20 GMT
Jaws and Office Space.
"I wish you would stop eating the workers around here. That would be great."
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Post by anthonyrocks on Jan 17, 2019 5:06:29 GMT
JAWS 5 - Whose Sorry Now!
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Post by _ on Jan 17, 2019 5:40:39 GMT
A shark is sent to the past by Skynet to kill Chief Brody, TERMINATOR STYLE! I’ll bite back!
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Post by _ on Jan 17, 2019 5:48:16 GMT
Jaws and Office Space. "I wish you would stop eating the workers around here. That would be great." Jawfice Space?
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