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Post by Archelaus on Jan 29, 2019 21:13:40 GMT
Die Another Day
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Post by Rey Kahuka on Jan 29, 2019 21:15:58 GMT
Moonraker is the ultimate spoof of itself, but at least it knows it. Gotta go with Die Another Day. I don't think it had any idea how awful it was.
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Post by movielover on Jan 29, 2019 21:19:21 GMT
A View to a Kill
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2019 21:22:46 GMT
Toss up between On Her Majesty's Secret Service and For Your Eyes Only.
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Post by kolchak92 on Jan 29, 2019 21:25:42 GMT
Moonraker is the ultimate spoof of itself, but at least it knows it. Gotta go with Die Another Day. I don't think it had any idea how awful it was. Well Moonraker's at least enjoyable to watch. Die Another Day isn't. |
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Post by drystyx on Jan 29, 2019 21:51:37 GMT
A lot of people disqualify NEVER SAY NEVER AGAIN as being so atrocious it isn't a Bond movie, but that would be my first pick.
If that's disqualified, the obvious winner (or loser) is another 1/10 atrocity that has everything horrible. The song is terrible, sounding like fingernails on a chalkboard. The title is the stupidest one ever. The plot goes nowhere, beginning with a look at genetic manipulation of horses and never following up on it, and it is another of the Hollywood neo-Nazi preaching movies over killing any brunette woman and enforcing the view that protecting and helping blond women ensures your success in life. It is depressing to guys, it is contrived in every detail, which would be alright if it wasn't more of the Hollywood hate, and it just provides zero entertainment value, zero wit, zero inspiration, zero strategy. It's a "zero" that is the role model for why we need a 0/10 rating on the scale.
I refer, of course, to the worst Bond movie ever, A VIEW TO A KILL. The song and score alone is enough reason to hate this crap.
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Post by vegalyra on Jan 29, 2019 21:59:52 GMT
A lot of people disqualify NEVER SAY NEVER AGAIN as being so atrocious it isn't a Bond movie, but that would be my first pick. If that's disqualified, the obvious winner (or loser) is another 1/10 atrocity that has everything horrible. The song is terrible, sounding like fingernails on a chalkboard. The title is the stupidest one ever. The plot goes nowhere, beginning with a look at genetic manipulation of horses and never following up on it, and it is another of the Hollywood neo-Nazi preaching movies over killing any brunette woman and enforcing the view that protecting and helping blond women ensures your success in life. It is depressing to guys, it is contrived in every detail, which would be alright if it wasn't more of the Hollywood hate, and it just provides zero entertainment value, zero wit, zero inspiration, zero strategy. It's a "zero" that is the role model for why we need a 0/10 rating on the scale. I refer, of course, to the worst Bond movie ever, A VIEW TO A KILL. The song and score alone is enough reason to hate this crap. Let alone this hilarious scene....  |
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Post by darksidebeadle on Jan 29, 2019 22:35:47 GMT
Die Another Day
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Post by Vits on Jan 29, 2019 23:44:27 GMT
LICENCE TO KILL, with LIVE AND LET DIE in a very close second.
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Post by OldAussie on Jan 29, 2019 23:50:00 GMT
Live and Let Die. It's so dated, racist, etc. I thought I'd be the only one to pick this  |
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Post by alpha128 on Jan 29, 2019 23:51:51 GMT
Moonraker is the worst IMO. I own all four James Bond Ultimate Editions and the only thing I enjoyed about Moonraker (in the special features) was the blooper when a window washer appears on the outside of the space station, causing Roger Moore and Lois Childs to crack up.
A View to a Kill is the most forgettable IMO. It's a weak semi-remake of Goldfinger.
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Post by lenlenlen1 on Jan 29, 2019 23:53:52 GMT
Spectre was pretty bad. But the Timothy Dalton ones are the worst.
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Post by rudeboy on Jan 30, 2019 0:22:53 GMT
Die Another Day
Dishonourable mentions to A View to a Kill and Quantum of Solace.
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Post by moviemouth on Jan 30, 2019 1:13:58 GMT
Diamonds Are Forever
Sean Connery looks bored, Charles Gray's performance is mediocre, the plot is garbage and the action scenes are horrible. What makes it even worse is that it manages to be very silly and very dreary at the same time.
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Post by lostinlimbo on Jan 30, 2019 2:14:42 GMT
Die Another Day...
‘Quantum of Solace’ & ‘A View to a Kill’ are not far behind.
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Post by ravi02 on Jan 31, 2019 1:35:34 GMT
I would have to go with A View To A Kill. It features a nearly 60-year old Roger Moore who should have stopped with Octopussy, Tanya Roberts as one of the most forgettable Bond girls ever, flat action sequences, badly dated 80's fashions and music, wastes Christopher Walken and just feels totally formulaic.
Never Say Never Again (yes, I know it's not part of the "Official" series, but I'm including it), Die Another Day and Quantum of Solace were also poor installments for me.
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Post by Harmless elf on Jan 31, 2019 1:55:57 GMT
I haven't seen any so I can't really comment.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 31, 2019 2:05:35 GMT
Die another day. Those atrocious special effects!!!! Bond surfing that wave?  ?? Die Another Day was the worst I've seen. |
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Post by marth on Jan 31, 2019 3:11:03 GMT
QoS or DAD, I´m not sure which is the worst.
I have to say that I love A View to a Kill.
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Post by James on Jan 31, 2019 3:12:28 GMT
I haven't seen any so I can't really comment. Neither have I. |
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