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Post by anthonyrocks on Feb 1, 2019 4:22:12 GMT
Which "JAWS" Movie is The Worst ?
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Post by moviemouth on Feb 1, 2019 4:25:55 GMT
Jaws: The Revenge is so awful that it makes Jaws 3 look good.
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Post by marth on Feb 1, 2019 4:32:03 GMT
I know that for the majority of people, the worst is Jaws 4, and many people think that Jaws 2 is a stinker.
But for some reason, the Jaws movie I enjoyed the least is Jaws 3.
I like the dolphins, but Jaws meets Flipper is not my thing.
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Post by anthonyrocks on Feb 1, 2019 4:35:13 GMT
I voted for "JAWS: THE REVENGE".
That being said, I actually only liked 4 Things in "JAWS 3D".
1. Dennis Quaid
2. Bess Armstrong
3. Louis Gossett Jr.
4. The Scene where it shows the British Guy get eaten inside of the Shark's Mouth.
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Post by rudeboy on Feb 1, 2019 4:41:42 GMT
3 and 4 are about equally dreadful, but 3 at least has some (unintentional) laughs, so I went with The Revenge.
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Post by politicidal on Feb 1, 2019 5:34:04 GMT
Definitely The Revenge. 3-D is pretty dumb but there's stuff I liked about it.
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Post by moviemouth on Feb 1, 2019 5:39:15 GMT
3 and 4 are about equally dreadful, but 3 at least has some (unintentional) laughs, so I went with The Revenge. Jaws 3 is much better written and directed than Jaws: The Revenge imo. That movie has a sense of humor about itself and could actually be a passable fun cheesy 80's horror movie if it wasn't suppose to be a Jaws movie. Jaws: The Revenge is offensively awful. How does Jaws know where the family is going on vacation and why does the shark know what these characters look like 15 years later? Remember that this is a shark seeking to take revenge on these people for something that happened in Jaws 2. |
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Post by FridayOnElmStreet on Feb 1, 2019 5:45:35 GMT
Jaws: The Revenge
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Post by Archelaus on Feb 1, 2019 6:20:15 GMT
Jaws the Revenge
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Post by ck100 on Feb 1, 2019 6:30:53 GMT
I'm amazed that shark got to Ellen Brody so fast in the Caribbean in Jaws IV and knew exactly where she was in the Caribbean.
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Post by moviemouth on Feb 1, 2019 6:37:22 GMT
I'm amazed that shark got to Ellen Brody so fast in the Caribbean in Jaws IV and knew exactly where she was in the Caribbean. They should have had a scene where the shark goes into their house and looks at their plane tickets.  |
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Post by Spike Del Rey on Feb 1, 2019 14:18:26 GMT
anthonyrocks, was there really a need to include the original among the choices?  I voted Jaws: The Revenge, but 3D was pretty wretched too.
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Post by RiP, IMDb on Feb 1, 2019 23:55:45 GMT
I'm amazed that shark got to Ellen Brody so fast in the Caribbean in Jaws IV and knew exactly where she was in the Caribbean. |
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Post by James on Feb 2, 2019 0:24:24 GMT
The one where the shark roars and Alfred wants to f**k Mrs. Brody.
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Post by anthonyrocks on Feb 2, 2019 0:26:54 GMT
anthonyrocks , was there really a need to include the original among the choices? I voted Jaws: The Revenge, but 3D was pretty wretched too. LOL, Well you never know! |
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Post by teleadm on Feb 2, 2019 0:38:50 GMT
Michael Caine before he became Sir, about his Jaws movie, "Never seen it, but see the house that built it every day"
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Post by Lebowskidoo 🦞 on Feb 2, 2019 1:33:52 GMT
I seriously wonder what they were thinking when they made that fourth one. Did they not care at all and only had $$$ in their eyes. Bits of it aren't bad, but then it has some truly inept moments that make you think someone lost their mind making this thing.
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Post by darkreviewer2013 on Feb 2, 2019 1:57:14 GMT
Jaws 3 isn't a good film, but at least it makes some effort and tries to be different from what came beforehand.
Jaws: The Revenge, on the other hand, is just a joke of a movie.
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Post by Raimo47 on Feb 2, 2019 2:09:45 GMT
Jaws - 9/10
Jaws 2 - 9/10
Jaws 3-D - 6/10
Jaws: The Revenge - 3/10
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Post by Deleted on Feb 2, 2019 2:18:22 GMT
This isn't even a debatable question. The Jaws movies are the greatest and most perfect example of sequel decay in history.
Jaws - a classic that changed the movie industry in a huge way forever.
Jaws 2 - not a classic, but a creditable sequel and a decent movie.
Jaws 3 - a really bad movie that relied on a gimmick to sell itself.
Jaws 4 - almost as much a classic as the original movie was, but in this case a classic of terrible cinema, the kind of movie Mystery Science Theatre and Rifftrax adore because it's so endlessly mockable. So bad, in fact, that a deleted element led to a TVTrope entry about bad movies - the "Voodoo Shark".
With such a trajectory, if they ever make a Jaws 5 it must surely be the worst movie in the history of cinema.
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I voted Jaws: The Revenge, but 3D was pretty wretched too.
