The only album my circle of high-school friends had was Don't Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me The Pliers. We acquired it from someone's older brother four years after it was released. It wasn't long before we were addicted to quoting off-the-wall and out of context lines. People thought we were just crazy.
I had an older friend who told us about Nick Danger.
"Live music is better" bumper stickers should be issued.