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Post by pimpinainteasy on Mar 3, 2019 14:19:01 GMT
greatest example GOODFELLAS:
post the video if you can
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Post by Dramatic Look Gopher on Mar 3, 2019 14:36:27 GMT
Chinatown
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Post by pimpinainteasy on Mar 3, 2019 14:41:34 GMT
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Post by Chalice_Of_Evil on Mar 4, 2019 6:36:33 GMT
Mary Poppins (1964).
An American Werewolf in London (1981).
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Post by OldAussie on Mar 4, 2019 7:12:11 GMT
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Post by pimpinainteasy on Mar 4, 2019 7:19:11 GMT
from BADLANDS (cannot find the video):
Holly Sargis: [telling a joke to Cato] Did you hear about the guy at the nuthouse that walked around naked except for hat and gloves? This nurse came up to him and said, "You can't walk around that way." And the guy says, "It's okay, nobody comes around here anyway." And the nurse says, "Well, what do you have on the hat and gloves for?" And the guy says, "Well, you never know..."
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Post by Prime etc. on Mar 4, 2019 7:27:57 GMT
INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS 1978
Donald Sutherland tells a joke about British army regulars in the desert that goes "Men, I've got some good news for you and some bad news for you."
He did't get the finish it because Kevin McCarthy shows up.
I have heard the rest of the joke goes
"The bad news is we ran out of food. The good news is we have camel shit and plenty of it."
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Post by BATouttaheck on Mar 4, 2019 14:21:59 GMT
CASABLANCA
Captain Renault: What in heaven's name brought you to Casablanca?
Rick: My health. I came to Casablanca for the waters.
Captain Renault: The waters? What waters? We're in the desert.
Rick: I was misinformed.
Rick: And remember, this gun is pointed right at your heart.
Captain Renault: That is my *least* vulnerable spot.
Captain Renault: Carl, see that Major Strasser gets a good table, one close to the ladies.
Carl: I have already given him the best, knowing he is German and would take it anyway.
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Post by koskiewicz on Mar 4, 2019 16:15:00 GMT
There was an entire episode of MASH dedicated to Hawkeye telling a joke that drew no laughs, but when BJ Hunnycutt told the same joke, he drew all the laughs that Hawkeye thought he would get.
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Post by BATouttaheck on Mar 5, 2019 23:06:46 GMT
Joel Cairo: You always have a very smooth explanation ready.
Sam Spade: What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
The Maltese Falcon
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Post by BATouttaheck on Mar 5, 2019 23:10:50 GMT
Charlie: We can't do that!
Rose: How do you know? You never tried it.
Charlie: Well, yeah, but I never tried shooting myself in the head neither.
Rose Sayer: Don't be worried, Mr. Allnut.
Charlie Allnut: Oh, I ain't worried, miss. Gave myself up for dead back when we started.
Rose: And when it's smooth and flat like that over there...
[she points at the river ahead of them]
Rose: ...does that mean a rock, Mr Allnut?
Charlie Allnut: Rock or hippo, miss. But don't go bumping into no hippo. Makes them awful mad. This boat's only big enough for the two of us.
The African Queen
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Post by mattgarth on Mar 5, 2019 23:54:19 GMT
MY DARLING CLEMENTINE:
Wyatt Earp (Henry Fonda): 'Have you ever been in love?"
Mac the Batman (J. Farrell McDonald): "No, I've been a bartender all my life."
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