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Post by msdemos on Mar 18, 2019 22:31:43 GMT
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Post by PresidentofChad on Mar 18, 2019 23:33:58 GMT
I am always shocked on occasions when I have sex with a woman and she does not get pregnant with my immensely fertile CHADIAN seed.
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Post by gameboy on Mar 19, 2019 0:18:47 GMT
Probably getting shot five times and surviving.
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Post by Schwarzwald Magnus on Mar 19, 2019 7:36:10 GMT
Being a customer during an armed robbery, about 10 years ago. Getting hit in the head with a rock and going to the ER 20 years ago. Being insulted by my great uncle on his death bed 5 years ago.
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Post by Aj_June on Mar 19, 2019 7:50:06 GMT
Being a customer during an armed robbery, about 10 years ago. Getting hit in the head with a rock and going to the ER 20 years ago. Being insulted by my great uncle on his death bed 5 years ago. Did your great uncle have a British kind of sense of humour?
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Post by ᵗʰᵉᵃᵘˣᵖʰᵒᵘ on Mar 19, 2019 8:40:31 GMT
I once accidentally grabbed an electrified wire on a chicken enclosure on a family friend’s farm; I didn’t see it because the setting sun was in my eyes. You said shocking, so...  |
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Post by lenlenlen1 on Mar 19, 2019 19:43:32 GMT
Twice I came close to being electrocuted. Those would have been shocking! Water and electricity don't mix. Just FYI.
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Post by lenlenlen1 on Mar 19, 2019 19:45:07 GMT
Being a customer during an armed robbery, about 10 years ago. Getting hit in the head with a rock and going to the ER 20 years ago. Being insulted by my great uncle on his death bed 5 years ago.
AND THE WINNER IS ... !!!!
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Post by lenlenlen1 on Mar 19, 2019 19:48:05 GMT
I am always shocked on occasions when I have sex with a woman and she does not get pregnant with my immensely fertile CHADIAN seed. 
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Post by Jep Gambardella on Mar 19, 2019 20:07:42 GMT
My car was hit twice in the space of 10 minutes once, but I am not sure that qualifies as “shocking”.
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Post by Stammerhead on Mar 19, 2019 21:21:25 GMT
Twice I came close to being electrocuted. Those would have been shocking! Water and electricity don't mix. Just FYI. Yeah, I hit a broken live wire when I was washing the bacon cabinet at my part-time supermarket job. I flew backwards and landed on the floor, expecting colleagues to rush to my aid. After lying there for half a minute and not getting the attention I was hoping for I got up and finished the task. Health and safety wasn't such a big thing during the 1970s.
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Post by lenlenlen1 on Mar 19, 2019 21:31:56 GMT
Twice I came close to being electrocuted. Those would have been shocking! Water and electricity don't mix. Just FYI. Yeah, I hit a broken live wire when I was washing the bacon cabinet at my part-time supermarket job. I flew backwards and landed on the floor, expecting colleagues to rush to my aid. After lying there for half a minute and not getting the attention I was hoping for I got up and finished the task. Health and safety wasn't such a big thing during the 1970s. Maybe they were afraid of getting to close 'cuz they might get electrocuted too...? Or maybe they were just assholes.
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Post by jamesbamesy on Mar 19, 2019 21:56:58 GMT
I’m still young and haven’t experienced as much. I’ll have to put this answer on hold.
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Post by Stammerhead on Mar 19, 2019 21:57:44 GMT
Yeah, I hit a broken live wire when I was washing the bacon cabinet at my part-time supermarket job. I flew backwards and landed on the floor, expecting colleagues to rush to my aid. After lying there for half a minute and not getting the attention I was hoping for I got up and finished the task. Health and safety wasn't such a big thing during the 1970s. Maybe they were afraid of getting to close 'cuz they might get electrocuted too...? Or maybe they were just assholes. I don't think they even noticed. 
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Post by theravenking on Mar 19, 2019 22:45:52 GMT
Being diagnosed with cancer at 28.
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Post by lenlenlen1 on Mar 19, 2019 23:12:51 GMT
Being diagnosed with cancer at 28. Sorry to hear that. I hope you're doing well now.
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Post by theravenking on Mar 19, 2019 23:50:10 GMT
Being diagnosed with cancer at 28. Sorry to hear that. I hope you're doing well now.
Thanks. I got over it. It's been about a decade now. It's been almost worse for my family though than for myself.
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Post by lenlenlen1 on Mar 19, 2019 23:51:26 GMT
Sorry to hear that. I hope you're doing well now.
Thanks. I got over it. It's been about a decade now. It's been almost worse for my family though than for myself.
Glad to hear it.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2019 0:04:56 GMT
When I was a kid, lightning struck my house when I was touching the dryer in my basement and I went flying across the room into a pile of scrap wood.
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Post by moviebuffbrad on Mar 20, 2019 3:32:09 GMT
I got stood up at a restaurant the other night. I thought that was something that only happened in movies.
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