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Post by BATouttaheck on Mar 29, 2019 2:58:49 GMT
βSometimes I believe in as many as six impossible things before breakfast.β ~ Alice (as quoted by Lewis Carroll)
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Post by Schwarzwald Magnus on Mar 29, 2019 3:00:59 GMT
Docking onto the Endurance.
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Post by Nalkarj on Mar 29, 2019 3:08:17 GMT
βI daresay you havenβt had much practice,β said the Queen.
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Post by BATouttaheck on Mar 29, 2019 4:01:12 GMT
Teaching an old dog new tricks.
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Post by twothousandonemark on Mar 29, 2019 4:12:59 GMT
Well... yes & no. I do believe there are spatial means of doing so, alas none appear feasible to human beings.
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Post by someguy on Mar 29, 2019 5:06:45 GMT
Drinking a gallon of milk in under an hour.
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Post by BATouttaheck on Mar 29, 2019 10:54:34 GMT
It is impossible to please everyone.
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Post by BATouttaheck on Mar 29, 2019 11:08:02 GMT
...stopping robo calls
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Post by Lebowskidoo π¦ on Mar 29, 2019 12:09:26 GMT
Getting through to some people on the politics board!!! Just Reading the Politics and Religion and Comic-Book-Movie Boards without having to take a couple of Blood Pressure Pills. I've learned my lesson. Some folks you just can't reach. The comic book movie boards are almost as bad, it's true!
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Post by Catman on Mar 29, 2019 21:09:25 GMT
Drinking a gallon of milk in under an hour. But you have to do so in order to be a part of Guy's Night!
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Post by Nora on Mar 29, 2019 21:24:10 GMT
Sneezing and urinating at the same time. ill one up you wih sneezing with eyes open for the entire duration of the sneeze. btw thats how i am gonna die. sneezing while driving. i know it.
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Post by Prime etc. on Mar 29, 2019 21:31:47 GMT
To dream ... the impossible dream ... To fight ... the unbeatable foe ... To bear ... with unbearable sorrow ... To run ... where the brave dare not go ... To right ... the unrightable wrong ... To love ... pure and chaste from afar ... To try ... when your arms are too weary ... To reach ... the unreachable star ... This is my quest, to follow that star ... No matter how hopeless, no matter how far ... To fight for the right, without question or pause ... To be willing to march into Hell, for a Heavenly cause ... And I know if I'll only be true, to this glorious quest, That my heart will lie will lie peaceful and calm, when I'm laid to my rest ... And the world will be better for this: That one man, scorned and covered with scars, Still strove, with his last ounce of courage, To reach ... the unreachable star ...
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Post by Catman on Mar 29, 2019 22:05:45 GMT
Catch a fart and paint it blue.
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Post by Lebowskidoo π¦ on Mar 29, 2019 22:06:52 GMT
Finish the alphabet during a belch.
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Post by mslo79 on Mar 30, 2019 10:47:33 GMT
AdminThanks for the compliment as it's nice to be appreciated here and there but with that said... I can understand how some people won't like my long posts (as they are kind of somewhat technical/stats based and the like(although at the same time it gives people perspective on how much I praise a movie etc)), but as you said, those who don't care for them can simply skip over them. but yeah, anyone who trolls I have no respect for as it's just kids games and a wastes everyone's time as it's only done in a attempt to rile someone up or for the one trolling to get some sort of cheap thrill etc. but I suspect these types tend to be of the 20's and younger crowd because anyone older than that still doing that 'trolling' BS, probably has some issues as they should have grown out of that stuff by then. it just lowers themselves by actively trolling to sum it up especially after they hit a certain age.
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Post by James on Mar 30, 2019 23:49:37 GMT
Survive from drinking bleach.
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Post by Catman on Mar 31, 2019 20:02:25 GMT
A plate in the dish drainer leaning forward past the center of gravity cannot possibly tip over backwards.
And yet they often do.
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Post by BATouttaheck on Mar 31, 2019 21:31:04 GMT
One sock in a pair of socks put into the washer and dryer can not possibly get lost β¦
And yet they often do.
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Post by maxwellperfect on Apr 1, 2019 2:40:38 GMT
Walking around anywhere in Austin, Texas without having to dodge some dork on a scooter.
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Post by vegalyra on Apr 1, 2019 21:27:02 GMT
Walking around anywhere in Austin, Texas without having to dodge some dork on a scooter. I was actually in Austin a month or so ago taking the Bar exam. The walk from the convention center to the parking garage was indeed treacherous!
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