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Post by Roberto on May 18, 2018 16:09:46 GMT
Lyrics that either you or others have misheard that you think are funny/interesting.
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Post by Deleted on May 18, 2018 16:58:25 GMT
"I wanna know, have you ever seen Lorraine?"
"Don't bring me down, Bruce!" "Don't be afraid to catch fish!" "She's got electric boobs. A moped too!"
"Denying. Supplying. A million children farting!" "I'm the Kung Fu Personality!" "Dirty deeds! Thunder jeep!" "The chair is not my son!"
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Post by movielover on May 18, 2018 17:03:16 GMT
"You give love...a band-aid!" (Bon Jovi) "Turn on your headlights..." (Neil Diamond) "I know I should've farted, at least I'm being honest." (Ariana Grande) "Ooh, let me shit for you" (Maroon 5)
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Post by HorrorMetal on May 18, 2018 17:14:42 GMT
"'Excuse me, while I kiss this guy!"
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Post by bravomailer on May 18, 2018 19:43:26 GMT
Swedish Hitchhiker by CCR
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Post by Pep Streebeck on May 21, 2018 13:29:00 GMT
"Hello Doctor Smile-Friend" (Simon & Garfunkel)
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Post by bravomailer on May 21, 2018 15:03:59 GMT
I still recall a friend singing along to the Rolling Stones' record with the bridge,
Goodbye, groovy toothache Who could hang a name on you?
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Post by someguy on May 21, 2018 18:22:04 GMT
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)" by Samantha Fox:
Actual lyrics: "Like a tramp in the night, I was begging for you" Misheard lyrics: "Like a tramp in the night, a spanking for you"
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Post by deembastille on May 21, 2018 19:19:30 GMT
Feels song from Calvin Harris.
He writes feels, pills... Katie Perry sings it like a prepubescent Michael Jackson and she sings about catching fish.
I can't post it now but I will when I get home. They even made a mini parody if her singing fish.
Get lucky from daft punk. The people singing parts are fine but whenever the synthesizer voice comes on I swear he says we're up all Mexican.
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Post by deembastille on May 21, 2018 21:55:30 GMT
"Hello Doctor Smile-Friend" (Simon & Garfunkel) thank you for adding the simon and Garfunkel bit. i would not have known probably. and thankyou #talfishman for bringing that song back in however short a form. talfishman
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Post by Deleted on May 21, 2018 23:19:04 GMT
Blinded by the light! Wrapped up like a douche...
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Post by someguy on May 22, 2018 0:48:03 GMT
Feels song from Calvin Harris. He writes feels, pills... Katie Perry sings it like a prepubescent Michael Jackson and she sings about catching fish. I can't post it now but I will when I get home. They even made a mini parody if her singing fish. Get lucky from daft punk. The people singing parts are fine but whenever the synthesizer voice comes on I swear he says we're up all Mexican. "Feels" might be the most commonly misheard song in recent memory. Honestly, did ANYBODY think she was saying anything other than fish without being told otherwise?
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Post by deembastille on May 22, 2018 1:08:36 GMT
Feels song from Calvin Harris. He writes feels, pills... Katie Perry sings it like a prepubescent Michael Jackson and she sings about catching fish. I can't post it now but I will when I get home. They even made a mini parody if her singing fish. Get lucky from daft punk. The people singing parts are fine but whenever the synthesizer voice comes on I swear he says we're up all Mexican. "Feels" might be the most commonly misheard song in recent memory. Honestly, did ANYBODY think she was saying anything other than fish without being told otherwise? and that is why i always describe it as her sounding like a prepubescent Michael Jackson.
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Post by Vodkie on May 22, 2018 1:13:32 GMT
Mariah Carey "Can't Let Go"
Actual Lyric "There you are, holding her hand"
What I heard : "There you are, boning her man"
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Post by Jokers_Wilde on May 23, 2018 1:02:01 GMT
"I know I should've farted, at least I'm being honest." (Ariana Grande)
Cool! I'm glad I'm not the only one that (mis)heard that.
A couple other ones (off the top of my head):
Got a mushy head (Machinehead by Bush)
A year has past since I broke my nose I should have blown it right from the start (Message In A Bottle by The Police)
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Post by NJtoTX on May 23, 2018 11:52:57 GMT
“I ain't a Martian anymore” - Phil Ochs “When the tooth is found” – Jefferson Airplane "Baby you can't hide your lion eyes" - The Eagles "Oh, a storm is threat'ning, library life today" - Rolling Stones "It's good to warm my balls beside the fire" - Pink Floyd "I'll stay with you till my seeds are dried up" - Cream “Everyone avoids me like a cyclone ranger” - The Vapors “You’re an all gas-o-matic” – Buzzcocks "Tears in my sperm, while I'm waiting for my turn" - Bob Marley "Streets are run, even when you're down" - The Doors "You better get your bags and flea" - Simon & Garfunkel
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Post by Lebowskidoo 🦞 on May 24, 2018 12:21:08 GMT
"There's a bathroom on the right..."
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Post by Jokers_Wilde on Jun 22, 2018 16:20:52 GMT
The name of the song is "If I Had My Way" by Big Sugar.
A group of co-workers and I were heading home from a get-together last Friday night. That song played on the radio.
One of my colleagues then asked aloud, "Did he sing 'If I Had My Weed'?"
Of course, knowing the song is called "If I Had My Way", I knew it was 'way'. Now, I'll never be able to hear 'way' again.
The song played later on in the week when I was driving home from work.
I laughed.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2018 17:00:58 GMT
"The night was heavy on the Edison line" - Moonlight Shadow by Mike Oldfield
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Post by yougotastewgoinbaby on Jul 7, 2018 23:02:20 GMT
Hold me closer Tony Danza
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