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Post by Deleted on Aug 6, 2018 1:36:26 GMT
Hold me closer Tony Danza What, that ISN'T the lyric???
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Post by Deleted on Aug 6, 2018 1:36:49 GMT
You wish your tired feet were by a broom - Under the Boardwalk
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Post by Deleted on Aug 6, 2018 1:37:17 GMT
Excuse me while I kiss this guy. (more sense than the real lyric)
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Post by Deleted on Aug 6, 2018 1:37:52 GMT
Can't you trip like I do? - Can you trip like I do
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Post by Deleted on Aug 6, 2018 1:52:12 GMT
I must post a victory - My Son Cool. Should be I must boast of victory. I prefer mine.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 11, 2018 0:53:03 GMT
Never Air Force metal - No Sleep Til Brooklyn
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Post by permutojoe on Aug 11, 2018 4:22:37 GMT
diet shades
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Post by kls on Aug 11, 2018 19:49:49 GMT
A young man I know singing Uptown Funk after the 'too hot, hot damn' line said "Make Mick Jagger wanna retire, man."
Maybe that lyric is better, lol.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 24, 2018 2:06:52 GMT
"and her feet were a-footloose mad"
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Post by Ass_E9 on Sept 24, 2018 15:29:00 GMT
"Take you pants down, and make it happen" [from "Flashdance...What a Feeling" - Irene Cara]
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Post by Deleted on Oct 20, 2018 2:25:49 GMT
I DON'T SHOOT YOU, SO GIVE IT A SMILE (Earth tone suits you, so give it a smile)
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Post by thornberry on Oct 20, 2018 3:10:50 GMT
Pretenders' "Back On the Chain Gang".
Instead of "A vision from hell" I always hear "A pigeon from hell" and I get an unpleasant visual with that.
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Post by CrepedCrusader on Mar 30, 2019 14:30:50 GMT
Are there any songs that you or someone else has misheard the lyrics to, and this "alternate" version of the lyrics is actually pretty funny?
The funniest one to me was for the Blues Traveler song "Hook". I was telling my brother how I liked that song, and he said, "Is that the song that has a line that goes, 'hit 'em in the titties'?"
The real line, by the way, is "hip three minute ditties".
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Post by lowtacks86 on Mar 30, 2019 18:32:57 GMT
For a while I thought the chorus to Smashing Pumpkins "Bullet with Buttefly" as something along the lines 'Spyin on a rain, still I'm just ready to rage!"
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Post by NJtoTX on Mar 31, 2019 12:20:23 GMT
These are ones I actually thought were the real lyrics initially.
“It’s good to warm my balls beside the fire” - Home (Pink Floyd) "I'll stay with you till my seeds are dried up" - Sunshine of Your Love (Cream) “Everyone avoids me like a cyclone ranger” – Turning Japanese (The Vapors) “You’re an all gas-o-matic” – Orgasm Addict (Buzzcocks) "Baby you can't hide your lion eyes" – Lyin’ Eyes (Eagles) "Streets are run, even when you're down" – People are Strange (The Doors)
Others I just twisted.
“Count the head lice on the highway” – Elton John “I ain't a Martian anymore” - Phil Ochs "Oh, a storm is threat'ning, library life today" - Rolling Stones "Tears in my sperm, while I'm waiting for my turn" - Bob Marley “Pissing the night away” - Chumawumba “You better get your bags and flea” - Simon & Garfunkel
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Post by James on Mar 31, 2019 18:00:48 GMT
Animal I Have Become - Three Days Grace
“So what if you can see the dog is side of me”
Actual lyric:
“So what if you can see the darkest side of me?”
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Post by alpha128 on Apr 1, 2019 0:07:22 GMT
I've always liked LionSoul's " Iron Whispers" even though I had no idea what the song was about. There's a line in there that always sounded to me like "The glory of Threepio". Upon researching this, I discovered that the song is about war between Carthage and Rome, and the line is actually "The glory of Scipio". Scipio was a Roman general who defeated Hannibal at the Battle of Zama in 202 BC.
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Post by twothousandonemark on Apr 1, 2019 5:58:14 GMT
Metallica's shape shift... as a kid I heard shape shale.
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Post by llanwydd on Apr 1, 2019 6:27:50 GMT
A misheard lyric is called a "mondegreen", by the way, which is what Tiger Woods says on his cell phone. There are plenty of explanations of that on the web.
Some of mine:
For the longest time I thought Elton was singing "She's got electric boobs". You probably know the song. Funny there is a lot of similar imagery in this thread.
anybody recognize these?
"I'm not talkin' bout the linen and I don't want to change your life." big hit "I see a bathroom on the right." another big hit "Wrapped up like a douche, another roller in the night." HUGE hit
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Post by NJtoTX on Apr 1, 2019 12:52:09 GMT
A misheard lyric is called a "mondegreen", by the way, which is what Tiger Woods says on his cell phone. There are plenty of explanations of that on the web. Some of mine: For the longest time I thought Elton was singing "She's got electric boobs". You probably know the song. Funny there is a lot of similar imagery in this thread. anybody recognize these? "I'm not talkin' bout the linen and I don't want to change your life." big hit "I see a bathroom on the right." another big hit "Wrapped up like a douche, another roller in the night." HUGE hit I get annoyed when people present the classic "'scuse me while I kiss this guy" ones as their own. I'm only interested in what people actually misheard on their own.
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