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Post by lenlenlen1 on Apr 2, 2019 21:46:41 GMT
For me, it's about the 15 minute mark in both The Phantom Menace and The Matrix Revolutions where I thought... "what the fuck am I watching?" And I know I'm not crazy because I could hear agreeable crumbling from the audience in the theatre.
In The Phantom Menace its the scenes where Jar Jar is in the sub with Liam and Ewan.
And in The Matrix Revolutions its the scene where everyone's dancing like they're in a Nelly video.
Those scenes were almost like watching the Fonz jump the shark for their respective franchises.
Anyone else?
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Post by Toasted Cheese on Apr 2, 2019 21:51:54 GMT
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom, when they were driving in the jeep to get off the island quickly that was imploding around them and onto the boat. Just stupid and silly. And it got worse, when they did the dinosaur bidding.
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Post by Feologild Oakes on Apr 2, 2019 21:53:18 GMT
I knew after about 5 minutes that "The Brown Bunny" was an awful movie.
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Post by lowtacks86 on Apr 2, 2019 21:54:14 GMT
I think I watched about 15 minutes of Alien vs Predator before turning it off
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Post by politicidal on Apr 2, 2019 22:13:28 GMT
Batman & Robin took mere seconds once they zoomed up close enough to Clooney's ass to give him an enema.
The Spirit when SLJ and Gabriel Macht begin hitting each other over the head with toilets like a Looney Tunes short.
Dune when the giant test tube baby that looks like someone's preserved genitalia begins hatching political schemes with Jose Ferrer.
10,000 B.C. when the two leads are children and he's talking about the stars and shit.
The Last Airbender when Nicola Peltz started talking.
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Post by darkreviewer2013 on Apr 2, 2019 22:46:34 GMT
The scroll at the beginning of The Phantom Menace had me worried. And then the opening scene confirmed my apprehensions about the film.
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Post by darkreviewer2013 on Apr 2, 2019 22:48:08 GMT
I think I watched about 15 minutes of Alien vs Predator before turning it off If you thought that one was bad, never in a million years go near Alien Vs Predator: Requiem. The first one was actually quite decent by comparison (though still not a good film).
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Post by ck100 on Apr 2, 2019 23:06:52 GMT
I'm able to keep my expectations in check for a movie thanks to reviews, comments, etc. So if a movie experience doesn't turn out well, I'm more prepared for it.
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Post by gljbradley on Apr 2, 2019 23:10:45 GMT
I'm able to keep my expectations in check for a movie thanks to reviews, comments, etc. So if a movie experience doesn't turn out well, I'm more prepared for it. I somewhat agree with this. Sometimes reviews and comments are right and other times they're not. It depends on the quality of the films and people's personal tastes.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2019 23:32:01 GMT
I think Ernest Goes to Africa holds the record time for me.
I knew I was in trouble before even the 30 second mark.
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Post by Harmless elf on Apr 2, 2019 23:35:48 GMT
I think Ernest Goes to Africa holds the record time for me. I knew I was in trouble before even the 30 second mark. Im surprised it even took you a second to realize Ernest goes to Africa was going to be a bad movie. |
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Post by lenlenlen1 on Apr 3, 2019 0:37:24 GMT
I knew after about 5 minutes that "The Brown Bunny" was an awful movie. Well you probably should've avoided it on the basis of the title alone, no?
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Post by anthonyrocks on Apr 3, 2019 0:39:15 GMT
Lake Placid
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Post by lenlenlen1 on Apr 3, 2019 0:39:50 GMT
I think Ernest Goes to Africa holds the record time for me. I knew I was in trouble before even the 30 second mark. You... actually saw... Ernest Goes to Africa? You actually even thought about seeing Ernest Goes to Africa?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 3, 2019 0:42:33 GMT
I think Ernest Goes to Africa holds the record time for me. I knew I was in trouble before even the 30 second mark. You... actually saw... Ernest Goes to Africa? You actually even thought about seeing Ernest Goes to Africa? I thought it would be a thoughtful retrospective on the end of apartheid.
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Post by lenlenlen1 on Apr 3, 2019 0:43:53 GMT
You... actually saw... Ernest Goes to Africa? You actually even thought about seeing Ernest Goes to Africa? I thought it would be a thoughtful retrospective on the end of apartheid. Ohhhh! You didn't know who Ernest was. Okay. NOT!
Can somebody explain to me why the fuck Ernest was even going to Africa?! He was a moron here! He wanted to be an out of place moron too?!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 3, 2019 0:51:20 GMT
I thought it would be a thoughtful retrospective on the end of apartheid. Ohhhh! You didn't know who Ernest was. Okay. NOT!
Can somebody explain to me why the fuck Ernest was even going to Africa?! He was a moron here! He wanted to be an out of place moron too?!
Look, it doesn't matter why Ernest went to camp, or went to jail, or joined the army, or became a basketball player. He just did. He might have been a moron but he always rose to the occasion and made the best of it. Sadly, I think his romp in Africa was, dare I say it, problematic.
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Post by Harmless elf on Apr 3, 2019 0:57:28 GMT
Ohhhh! You didn't know who Ernest was. Okay. NOT!
Can somebody explain to me why the fuck Ernest was even going to Africa?! He was a moron here! He wanted to be an out of place moron too?!
Look, it doesn't matter why Ernest went to camp, or went to jail, or joined the army, or became a basketball player. He just did. He might have been a moron but he always rose to the occasion and made the best of it. Sadly, I think his romp in Africa was, dare I say it, problematic. The best two Ernest movies are go to jail and scared stupid. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 3, 2019 0:58:44 GMT
Look, it doesn't matter why Ernest went to camp, or went to jail, or joined the army, or became a basketball player. He just did. He might have been a moron but he always rose to the occasion and made the best of it. Sadly, I think his romp in Africa was, dare I say it, problematic. The best two Ernest movies are go to jail and scared stupid. Half right. The best two are Ernest Goes to Camp and Ernest Goes to Jail.
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Post by Harmless elf on Apr 3, 2019 1:14:00 GMT
The best two Ernest movies are go to jail and scared stupid. Half right. The best two are Ernest Goes to Camp and Ernest Goes to Jail. Let's settle this thread style |
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