|
|
Post by fjenkins on Apr 22, 2019 15:24:17 GMT
List of brainless buffoons who posted on Easter
:
What kind of ludicrous lunkhead has the unadulterated conceit to post on one of the holiest of holy days of the year? April 21, aka Easer, the day that celebrates the birth of our holy savior Cleveland Indian Luke Easter, is a day of prayer, remembrance and beer drinking, NOT rambling on about what kind of pudding Buster Posey likes or whining about how Stubby Clapp belongs in the Hall of Fame or talking about how cute Tom Brady is. It’s a day you spend with your friends from 1st grade you haven’t seen in decades, or that old lady you have a crush on and peep in her windows late at night or with a midget dressed up in a bunny outfit. It’s a day for egg squeezing, creating counterfeit money, chugging green milk shakes from McDonalds, examining the fungi in your shower (fungi? Yeah I’m a fun guy), collecting Dick Pole baseball cards and praising our Lord Easter, who rose from the Negro Leagues to play a few seasons in Cleveland and come 13th in MVP voting one year.
Only the scum of the earth would desecrate this hallowed of days by posting in an internet forum, like these losers:
TimLincecum_55
BoSuxFool
Father Jack
WullieFort
crimeboss
DSDSquared
sdm3
screamingtreefrogs
smurfbate
You_Got_A_Stew_Goin_Baby
Male Rider 69
Aj_June
Xeliou66
No_Socks_Here
DC-Fan
Jep Gambardella
MrFurious
OrsonSwelles
nutsberryfarm
FrankSobotka1514
bluerisk
hi224
OldSamVimes
FrankSobotka1514
anthonyrocks
Johnny-Come-Lately
Marv
aj_boy_forever
FrankSobotka1514
President Baltar
onethreetwo
poelzig
Carl LaFong
Rufus-T
masterofallgoons
themanwithnoshame
JHA Durant
hoskotafe3
hamsterman11
pimpinainteasy
weststigersbob
twothousandonemark
klawrencio79
NJtoTX
ReyKahuka
Jackie Chiles
shadyvsesham
cwsims
colaghost
millar70
And despite a record number of Sandusky award nominees, there can only be one winner and this winner is pure scum. This winner should be given the Joe Pesci treatment from Casino! He should be forced to sit I a room for a full week and made to watch Rocky V over and over and over. He should be forced to have pineapple on all his pizza. Forever.
The Sandusky winner is:
V
V
V
V
V
masterofallgoons
|
|
|
|
Post by NJtoTX on Apr 22, 2019 15:30:27 GMT
|
|
|
|
Post by klawrencio79 on Apr 22, 2019 15:36:59 GMT
It’s a day for egg squeezing, creating counterfeit money, chugging green milk shakes from McDonalds, Wait, what? Really?
|
|
|
|
Post by Zos on Apr 22, 2019 15:48:08 GMT
List of brainless buffoons who posted on Easter : What kind of ludicrous lunkhead has the unadulterated conceit to post on one of the holiest of holy days of the year? April 21, aka Easer, the day that celebrates the birth of our holy savior Cleveland Indian Luke Easter, is a day of prayer, remembrance and beer drinking, NOT rambling on about what kind of pudding Buster Posey likes or whining about how Stubby Clapp belongs in the Hall of Fame or talking about how cute Tom Brady is. It’s a day you spend with your friends from 1st grade you haven’t seen in decades, or that old lady you have a crush on and peep in her windows late at night or with a midget dressed up in a bunny outfit. It’s a day for egg squeezing, creating counterfeit money, chugging green milk shakes from McDonalds, examining the fungi in your shower (fungi? Yeah I’m a fun guy), collecting Dick Pole baseball cards and praising our Lord Easter, who rose from the Negro Leagues to play a few seasons in Cleveland and come 13th in MVP voting one year. Only the scum of the earth would desecrate this hallowed of days by posting in an internet forum, like these losers: TimLincecum_55 BoSuxFool Father Jack WullieFort crimeboss DSDSquared sdm3 screamingtreefrogs smurfbate You_Got_A_Stew_Goin_Baby Male Rider 69 Aj_June Xeliou66 No_Socks_Here DC-Fan Jep Gambardella MrFurious OrsonSwelles nutsberryfarm FrankSobotka1514 bluerisk hi224 OldSamVimes FrankSobotka1514 anthonyrocks Johnny-Come-Lately Marv aj_boy_forever FrankSobotka1514 President Baltar onethreetwo poelzig Carl LaFong Rufus-T masterofallgoons themanwithnoshame JHA Durant hoskotafe3 hamsterman11 pimpinainteasy weststigersbob twothousandonemark klawrencio79 NJtoTX ReyKahuka Jackie Chiles shadyvsesham cwsims colaghost millar70 And despite a record number of Sandusky award nominees, there can only be one winner and this winner is pure scum. This winner should be given the Joe Pesci treatment from Casino! He should be forced to sit I a room for a full week and made to watch Rocky V over and over and over. He should be forced to have pineapple on all his pizza. Forever. The Sandusky winner is: V V V V V masterofallgoons I would have thought that taking the time to make that list was far sadder than anyone posting on a public holiday.
|
|
|
|
Post by FrankSobotka1514 on Apr 22, 2019 16:26:19 GMT
List of brainless buffoons who posted on Easter : What kind of ludicrous lunkhead has the unadulterated conceit to post on one of the holiest of holy days of the year? April 21, aka Easer, the day that celebrates the birth of our holy savior Cleveland Indian Luke Easter, is a day of prayer, remembrance and beer drinking, NOT rambling on about what kind of pudding Buster Posey likes or whining about how Stubby Clapp belongs in the Hall of Fame or talking about how cute Tom Brady is. It’s a day you spend with your friends from 1st grade you haven’t seen in decades, or that old lady you have a crush on and peep in her windows late at night or with a midget dressed up in a bunny outfit. It’s a day for egg squeezing, creating counterfeit money, chugging green milk shakes from McDonalds, examining the fungi in your shower (fungi? Yeah I’m a fun guy), collecting Dick Pole baseball cards and praising our Lord Easter, who rose from the Negro Leagues to play a few seasons in Cleveland and come 13th in MVP voting one year. Only the scum of the earth would desecrate this hallowed of days by posting in an internet forum, like these losers: TimLincecum_55 BoSuxFool Father Jack WullieFort crimeboss DSDSquared sdm3 screamingtreefrogs smurfbate You_Got_A_Stew_Goin_Baby Male Rider 69 Aj_June Xeliou66 No_Socks_Here DC-Fan Jep Gambardella MrFurious OrsonSwelles nutsberryfarm FrankSobotka1514 bluerisk hi224 OldSamVimes FrankSobotka1514 anthonyrocks Johnny-Come-Lately Marv aj_boy_forever FrankSobotka1514 President Baltar onethreetwo poelzig Carl LaFong Rufus-T masterofallgoons themanwithnoshame JHA Durant hoskotafe3 hamsterman11 pimpinainteasy weststigersbob twothousandonemark klawrencio79 NJtoTX ReyKahuka Jackie Chiles shadyvsesham cwsims colaghost millar70 And despite a record number of Sandusky award nominees, there can only be one winner and this winner is pure scum. This winner should be given the Joe Pesci treatment from Casino! He should be forced to sit I a room for a full week and made to watch Rocky V over and over and over. He should be forced to have pineapple on all his pizza. Forever. The Sandusky winner is: V V V V V masterofallgoons I would have thought that taking the time to make that list was far sadder than anyone posting on a public holiday. I would have thought that long-time posters to the sports board know how the list is compiled and that all results are final as well. |
|
|
|
Post by DrKrippen on Apr 22, 2019 16:32:56 GMT
The return of Marco?
|
|
|
|
Post by DSDSquared on Apr 22, 2019 16:35:51 GMT
The best part about this tradition is that the list has stayed the same for years. We have posters listed who have not posted for a LONG time on there ha ha.
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
@Deleted
Posts: 0
Likes:
|
Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2019 16:48:02 GMT
I fecking object!
I managed to post on here, and attend a nearly 2 hour long Easter Mass.
That's gotta count for something right 🤷
Most of the others posted without even getting out of their wanking chariot all day, for shame ☹️
|
|
|
|
Post by masterofallgoons on Apr 22, 2019 17:02:59 GMT
My first ever award on here, as far as I know.
As always the key to being honored for posting on a holiday seems to be to not post on said holiday. It's a fool proof system.
Although winning one of these from some non-Marco joker is pretty hollow. Like a Larry Crowne sequel without Tom Hanks.
|
|
|
|
Post by President Ackbar™ on Apr 22, 2019 17:08:50 GMT
This is a cut and paste job.
Not only did I not post on Easter,
I haven't even used the name President Baltar since December.
|
|
|
|
Post by FrankSobotka1514 on Apr 22, 2019 17:21:12 GMT
This is a cut and paste job. Not only did I not post on Easter, I haven't even used the name President Baltar since December. All results are final. |
|
|
|
Post by bluerisk on Apr 22, 2019 17:48:12 GMT
Am I a Christian? No! So what?
|
|
|
|
Post by FrankSobotka1514 on Apr 22, 2019 17:55:31 GMT
Am I a Christian? No! So what? Jesus was Jewish. |
|
|
|
Post by bluerisk on Apr 22, 2019 18:06:31 GMT
Am I a Christian? No! So what? Jesus was Jewish. He founded Christianity, but I'm also not Jewish. Ok, my given name and my family name are both of Hebrew origin, but that doesn't count.
|
|
|
|
Post by President Ackbar™ on Apr 22, 2019 18:07:46 GMT
He founded Christianity, but I'm also not Jewish. Ok, my given name and my family name are both of Hebrew origin, but that doesn't count. 
|
|
|
|
Post by Marv on Apr 22, 2019 19:17:01 GMT
Thanks Marco
|
|
|
|
Post by fjenkins on Apr 22, 2019 20:32:12 GMT
I would have thought that taking the time to make that list was far sadder than anyone posting on a public holiday. I would have thought that long-time posters to the sports board know how the list is compiled and that all results are final as well. According to this list, Frank Sobotka posted three times more than anyone else! ALL RESULTS ARE FINAL!
|
|
|
|
Post by fjenkins on Apr 22, 2019 20:33:08 GMT
This is a cut and paste job. Not only did I not post on Easter, I haven't even used the name President Baltar since December. 100% accurate ALL RESULTS ARE FINAL!!!!
|
|
|
|
Post by fjenkins on Apr 22, 2019 21:00:43 GMT
The best part about this tradition is that the list has stayed the same for years. We have posters listed who have not posted for a LONG time on there ha ha. I can't remember who it was, either Klaw or Nuts, who pointed out this list isn't valid unless it starts out with TimLincecum_55 and BoSuxFool, so whoever that was definitely deserves the credit.
|
|
|
|
Post by hehatesshe on Apr 22, 2019 21:07:44 GMT
What a bunch of pathetic losers.
|
|
